Dead Nude Girls (2013)

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Avg Rating: 2.3 / 5. Voted: 61

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Directed by: Ryan Nicholson
Starring: Ryan Nicholson, Hot Carly, Manda Mounds, Beka Bootay, Laura Lay, Taren Herup
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 00:54:08
Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, Torture, Pissing, Captivity-Kidnapping, Cannibalism, Gore-Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
A guy who can’t get lucky with women, abducts and tortures them. He likes clingwrap, scissors and vaginal destruction.

The audio levels in this are all over the place and it also has one of the strangest outro pieces ever heard. But what it does do is deliver on its title. There’s also a hilarious conversation with the killer’s third victim. Also, for a movie whose budget seems to have been – wages of the actresses + cost of clothes ripped with scissors – the gore and action is pretty interesting. Which shouldn’t be too surprising, considering it’s from the maker of Gutterballs.

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Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
September 9, 2020 5:05 pm

Just when you think things can’t get much more worthless than Flesh Meat Doll(s) along comes Ryan Nicholson to lick the bottom of the barrel clean.

Undoubtedly the biggest pile of shite to have been added to this site thus far.

Heidi Attwood
Heidi Attwood
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
September 9, 2020 10:41 pm

You haven’t seen “Green Elephant” then – real pretentious rubbish.

Dan
Dan
Reply to  Heidi Attwood
September 10, 2020 9:01 am

Pretentious is a word that dumb people use

Jack
Jack
Reply to  Dan
September 10, 2020 12:08 pm

xD

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Heidi Attwood
September 10, 2020 9:32 am

Green Elephant actually has some artistic merit & is trying to say something(whether successful or not, at least it’s trying), whereas Dead Nude Girls is nothing but worthless dreck for incels to wank over.

Hyrd Charli
Hyrd Charli
September 10, 2020 1:30 am

come on now, Gutterballs was gold, and i believe originally this was like the ending to gutterballs 2: Balls Deep. but he didnt like something so made this a stand alone, and had plans to reshoot more scenes for Balls Deep. Something like that.

Zed Man
Zed Man
September 10, 2020 11:27 am

Yeah, agree with above comment about Gutterballs, which was great, even Hanger was quite good, but this is just awful. No plot, shit acting, and torture just for the sake of it, even the gore looked fake. Cant imagine why any so called actresses would sign to be being humiliated like that. This is mysoginy at its highest level. It didnt shock me, I found it tedious and pointless and its a shame I cant unsee it, and get my 54 minutes back, but thx to the guys at EUM for showing it.

Ralph Bunag
Ralph Bunag
September 10, 2020 9:12 pm

LMFAO! HILARIOUS!

Bad movies
Bad movies
September 11, 2020 5:09 pm

If you can’t make it good. Make it short.

whiskersthecat
whiskersthecat
September 12, 2020 4:55 am

Ed Woodian in technical ineptitude, Forrest Gumpian in intellectual incapacity. I genuinely hope Ryan Nicholson’s mom doesn’t lend him her camera ever again.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
September 12, 2020 7:50 am

Thanks for keeping them new titles coming admins, always appreciated! So, do u enjoy films like Giallo In Venice, New York Ripper, Fantom Killer, and Las Vegas Bloodbath, but have ever said to yourself, “gee, those were really good films, but they needed even more misogyny”? Well then, this film is for you. Step 1: find ugly people who obv lost a bet Step 2: think of ugly things for them to do Step 3: say fuck the script entirely and have none, and let the ‘actors’ ad-lib the film in its entirety (created/popularized by the late, great Donald G… Read more »

Morgan Dolsen
Morgan Dolsen
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
April 30, 2021 5:33 am

nice pfp lol

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
September 13, 2020 6:02 pm

Walking corpse alert @ 1:53

Some people just shouldn’t play with cameras…

melvin murray
melvin murray
September 17, 2020 5:08 pm

well that s 50 + minutes of my life wasted

Tim
Tim
September 17, 2020 9:51 pm

Quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever watched. This guy makes Bill Zebub look like Stanley Kubrick.

WTF God
WTF God
Reply to  Tim
June 19, 2021 2:11 pm

hahaha! Kubrick, nice! I was thinking more like shit brick! It’s even worse than the old Uncle Floyd show’s production value, but at least Uncle Floyd was supposed to be funny and that was the 70’s, this was just a shitpile waste of time! Not one decent chick, awful acting and directing all around, special effects were retarded as fuck!

The Ripper
The Ripper
September 17, 2020 11:34 pm

Very impressive, sick and pervert movie!! Thanx!!

Wolveriner
Wolveriner
September 28, 2020 12:35 am

Out of so many interesting and good movies in this site– which is really great and much appreciated– this one is probably the worst I’ve watched. How can one make a movie of only 54+ minutes about such a theme and still have it so boring and tedious to watch? It isn’t scary, gory, gruesome, or interesting at all. Just pointless. Even the effects are mostly poor. (What is that shiny orange as blood?) Any random choice of another movie here to watch must be a better use of time.

molly
molly
November 15, 2020 4:24 am

incel faggot movie

OJ
OJ
November 19, 2020 12:38 am

I am here just for the comment section, who cares about movies ?

Jimothy
Jimothy
December 5, 2020 5:23 am

The comments on this film, and movie criticism in general, is a joke which is unfortunate: directors don’t get intelligent feedback. I hope I never see another film like this. However, for what it was attempting to do it was definitely not bad… The harshest things I can say is 1) weapon as phallic pops so very much and 2) cameraman needs to truly understand point of views and the meaning behind deciding a camera angle. That aside, acting was very good. Camerawork was generally above average. Writing was not bad. It saddens me that there is a niche for… Read more »

WTF God
WTF God
Reply to  Jimothy
June 19, 2021 2:14 pm

Stupid tool! There was NOTHING good and NOTHING original about this piece of shit! You must be the awful director, we all know that you couldn’t be the writer, since that film obviously didn’t even have one! If you think that “acting” or writing wasn’t bad, than you must have never seen ANY other films before! You fucking retard!

Adam W Hopkins
Adam W Hopkins
December 10, 2020 10:29 am

Obviously this guy does not know what he’s doing.I would have had that bitches panties off soon as she blacked out!

Odin
Odin
Reply to  Adam W Hopkins
August 1, 2021 3:38 am

Fucking rapist incel.

blugoldfish
blugoldfish
March 18, 2021 9:27 pm

honestly if this had just a small bit less death, this would probably be a decent kinky porno
the death though, that makes it whatever absolute abomination is

kjresesfdfd
kjresesfdfd
April 4, 2021 8:30 am

what the fuck
the quality reminds me of some stupid video i’d make for a school project

EVan
EVan
May 13, 2021 9:25 pm

This is basically just an awful awful August Underground ripoff.

WTF God
WTF God
June 19, 2021 2:06 pm

what a piece of garbage that shitfest was! So poorly scripted, acted and directed and every bitch was so fuggly and had bad bodies! most looked like flabby old dykes and ex hookers/ex strippers! the “killer” has to be the worst actor ever! he’s so bad, he makes Larry Storch look good! was the budget about $1.25?

Nicky
Nicky
August 10, 2021 12:00 am

I love half of Ryan N’s films. This film is one of the half I don’t care for. It plays out as an incel’s misogynistic fantasy. The scenes of genital mutilation did make me cringe. The plot is super thin. I wonder if this was a film he planned to do more with? & then he died.

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