SantaClaus: A Horror Story (2016)

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Avg Rating: 2.3 / 5. Voted: 33

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Directed by: Bill Zebub
Starring: Bill Zebub (Professor)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 02:07:22
Genres: Sexual-attacks against Women, Religion, Lesbian action

Plot – Spoilers:
Santa Claus is out on the town molesting women in their sleep.

Professor Bill Zebub has plenty of theories on the evolution of Santa from a vile force in ancient times to his current kindly avatar. He preaches these thoughts to scantily-clad women who also educate him on the historical aspects of Christianity. These discourses contain some amazing lines that can often be lost to the distractions of bare flesh: Tornado is a tongue twister if it gets in your mouth.

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toxic gees
toxic gees
December 25, 2020 1:53 pm

bill zebub is a amateur….a very bad film director!

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
Reply to  toxic gees
December 26, 2020 4:06 am

^^^ This right here ^^^

fdgvdsfbhhb
fdgvdsfbhhb
Reply to  toxic gees
September 11, 2021 4:06 am

not only that but they curse prophet jesus pbuh and for this they should rot in hell for all eternity. me as muslim i respect all the prophets of the Almighty. even if im a sinner aswell i still have faith.

TheStonedRanger
TheStonedRanger
Reply to  fdgvdsfbhhb
November 6, 2021 9:58 pm

The Bible, Quran, etc. were written thousands of years ago by desert people who had nothing better to do with their miserable lives.

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
December 25, 2020 6:01 pm

Yes.. Bill’s work is cornball. He loves making films like these.. it enables him to see boobs up close and cop a feel.

youknowimright
youknowimright
December 26, 2020 12:04 am

Bill Zebub is like the horror Adam Sandler, if I see he made it, I don’t watch it.

OJ
OJ
December 26, 2020 8:55 am

What a hideous piece of garbage ? few cheap whores get involved in deep philosophical conversation about religion. You got to love an idiot who came up with this entertaining idea.

Zed Man
Zed Man
December 26, 2020 9:51 am

IMDB has this at 2hr 5min, thats over half an hour more. Is this censored?

tony montana
tony montana
December 26, 2020 12:01 pm

jesus christ what is this for garbage….. 0 points!

Johnni
Johnni
Reply to  tony montana
December 26, 2020 12:09 pm

I love how this site is filled with narcissists who get genuinely perplexed that the uploader didn’t think to upload films said narcissists wanted him to

Hj
Hj
Reply to  Johnni
December 27, 2020 9:01 pm

If you don’t know what narcissist means maybe you shouldn’t use the term so loosely.

futtbucker
futtbucker
Reply to  Johnni
December 28, 2020 6:24 am

Bruh that’s not even what narcissist means.. fuck you’re dumb.

Johnni
Johnni
Reply to  futtbucker
December 28, 2020 2:09 pm

Wow you’re an IDIOT. I didn’t even say what narcissism means, but yes I did use it correctly, to refer to somebody who is obsessed with their own views and opinions to the point that other views and opinions don’t exist at all, so calm down you fucking incels lol

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
Reply to  Johnni
December 28, 2020 10:45 pm

I see people expressing their opinion.. what’s wrong with that? You are the one being an asshole.. you incel.

Nobody
Nobody
December 27, 2020 6:28 am

The girl with the green hair is the only part I liked. And she didn’t look too happy to be there.

Midnight Film Critic
Midnight Film Critic
December 28, 2020 9:24 am

Ok…. I did not make through the entire film but what I did see was Ho Ho Horrible!

Someone should tell Bill to just go to a strip club if he wants to see/feel boobs!

I now also have a weeks worth of fact checking on his Santa lore “history”. I gotta believe he never got that bike he wanted for Christmas when he was 10.

Hard pass and shame on me for not taking the advice of other reviewers!

Sundance Kid
Sundance Kid
January 2, 2021 2:32 pm

Absolute trash

Blu
Blu
January 28, 2021 2:21 pm

What the absolute fuck did I watch. It’s slow, badly acted and the story makes no sense whatsoever.

Kahn V
Kahn V
April 13, 2021 5:09 am

At the beginning the movie is awesome to watch but after some time the movie and the conversation becomes boring also you can’t judge at a religion like that I like Bill movies but this one is only fun to watch at the beginning for the rest of the movie conversation is boring and has nothing to do with the title of the movie.

the White bunny
the White bunny
May 6, 2021 1:38 pm

It was a pleasure to wathch such an interesting contrast to other films I like the portrayan of the actresses as intellectuals rather than just bodies

Satans Butler
Satans Butler
October 14, 2021 8:46 pm

Ah yes, Bill Zebub. He’s at all the East Coast horror cons with his table and his scores of terrible films, usually drunk. Say what you will- its garbage (it is), the directors work is worse than amateurish (yup), Bill is using his movies as an excuse to expose and feel up girls (more than likely). You know what though? He’s been making them for years. Someone is buying them. He gets progressively better cameras (but not sound), and seems to be able to afford to pay the actresses. Though sadly Bill is getting a bit long in the tooth… Read more »

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  Satans Butler
October 15, 2021 11:22 pm

Heh.. Alright I’m gunna skip the whole ‘He’s a character.. you need to understand that:.. … yeah.
I’ll just say this – Bill also did a show on the same radio station last year. Also available in the archives. We had some fun nights in that chat room.

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  Eevie
October 15, 2021 11:23 pm

Also, his movies are crowd-funded. Lots of people like them 😉

Eevie
Eevie
October 15, 2021 11:26 pm

And to anyone interested – His new movie, Dumb & Dahmer is awesome. 😀

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