Turistas (2006)

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Avg Rating: 3.5 / 5. Voted: 23

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AKA: Paradise Lost
Directed by: John Stockwell
Starring: Melissa George (Pru), Olivia Wilde (Bea), Josh Duhamel (Alex), Agles Steib (Kiko), Beau Garrett (Amy), Desmond Askew (Finn)
Country: United States
Language: Portuguese (Eng Subs), English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:33:40
Genres: Trafficking

Plot – Spoilers:
Melissa George from Triangle is part of a group of tourists in Brazil when their bus overturns. They make their way down to a party beach that seems to be full of friendly flesh. But unsurprisingly, things go downhill.

Turistas promises, but by the end, when enough shit doesn’t happen to all the right people, it isn’t too surprising for a movie that stars Olivia Wilde.

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Seven
Seven
January 20, 2021 12:30 pm

Omg i remember this movie
Surprised it’s categories as a effed up movie though, wasn’t that gore

Johnny
Johnny
Reply to  Seven
January 20, 2021 1:58 pm

This site has been getting progressively worse / less gory for a while. There are a few good movies left, but this guy mostly uploads crappy slasher movies and low-budget shockploitation. I can imagine its down to the freaks and incels that make up most of this sites traffic.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
Reply to  Admin
January 20, 2021 7:53 pm

^ the polite way of telling someone to fuck off;)

Admins, thanks for the constant work n updates u all put into this site tho. Fwiw I think the films have been fine lately, and there’s been more of em to boot, so thx again!

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
January 23, 2021 9:56 pm

Totally agree … Don’t look or watch iffa ya don’t like …

Badmoviebilly
Badmoviebilly
Reply to  Admin
January 26, 2021 10:48 am

Lol I was even thinking “this isn’t a gore site tho”

Heidi
Heidi
Reply to  Johnny
January 20, 2021 9:22 pm

Well then, you can go elsewhere rather than leave negative comments. No loss for those of us who appreciate this website and the great work the admin team does.

Mike Ehrmantraut
Mike Ehrmantraut
Reply to  Johnny
January 21, 2021 3:16 am

Says the incel freak….. You should probably stick to masturbating to animal torture porn then.

ZombieChris
ZombieChris
Reply to  Johnny
January 22, 2021 2:52 pm

I think sadly, most of the real extreme films are already uploaded, and that they are just popping regular horror on to keep traffic in the site

I think Unearthed Films are one of the few studios still spending sensible money on genuine extreme horror

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
Reply to  Admin
January 22, 2021 6:39 pm

Well, I can’t stress enough how good of a job you guys do. Your choice of movies. The captioning for us hearing impaired old farts who enjoyed our rock and roll a bit too loud when we were younger… and for those of us who don’t speak the language the film was produced in. The comments section and the lack of draconian censorship. The patience you show to the spoiled brats who feel the need to criticize the free gift your hard work creates…. You’re my heroes. I love you all madly and I want to have your children.

ZombieChris
ZombieChris
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January 23, 2021 4:52 pm

I certainly didnt mean it as an insult if you took it that way, i just meant that there are a finite amount of the crazy out there extreme horror, that alot of people associate with Effedup, and that there are more films being added, I for one are happy that you have added ones outside this, as i have seen many films i wouldnt of without that

fnl
fnl
Reply to  ZombieChris
January 23, 2021 2:17 am

Seriously, you think this website has even scratched the surface of all disturbing films in existence? Fucking loooool, oh you sweet summer child.

ZombieChris
ZombieChris
Reply to  fnl
January 23, 2021 4:54 pm

Don’t worry, i am very well versed in fucked up movies and extreme horror, i was just making a point that the very extreme 1% of horror isnt as mass made like the less extreme horror

There is also an issue with what people consider “effedup” as it is (as stated above) not just or even only about gore, there are many films that are completely fucked up that are not gore feasts for sure

Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary
Reply to  Johnny
January 28, 2021 12:07 am

You take one of the movies that most people would consider the most effed up, A Serbian Film…that isn’t a gore filled movie. But it is certainly effed up. This site doesn’t cater to just one person so what one doesn’t find effed up, someone else will.

GimmeDisturbingShitPls
GimmeDisturbingShitPls
January 21, 2021 1:04 am

Thx a lot for this one, I enjoyed it very much, 7.5/10 easy

Nobody. At. All.
Nobody. At. All.
January 21, 2021 10:16 am

Not to sound like a sensitive bitch, but the comments section on here lately has been so bad I haven’t been checking back as much as I used to. Well, I decided to have a look at what was added recently but instead came across people insulting each other. It’s just fucking annoying…some people actually come on here to watch movies, not to lash out at random strangers in the comments section. I don’t believe in censorship but somebody probably should moderate the comments a little. Off-topic conversations, usually about how dumb someone’s opinion is or how annoying Jews and… Read more »

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  Nobody. At. All.
January 21, 2021 10:24 am

I think you misspelled disney+ dude. Bahaha

OJ
OJ
Reply to  Nobody. At. All.
January 21, 2021 11:32 am

I believe comment section is completely unnecessary here. It simply does not serve any purpose, However we need to keep the rating stars. As you mentioned people are here to watch a Movie and that’s it.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
Reply to  Nobody. At. All.
January 22, 2021 5:56 am

Ummm. You don’t have to read the comments, you know.

And, of course, there’s the classic “I don’t believe in censorship, BUT…”

Yes, you certainly do or you wouldn’t have brought it up, Karen.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Nobody. At. All.
January 22, 2021 9:48 am

Yeah, agree 100%, some of the comments here are nastier than some of the movies but this being an uncensored site it gives some people the chance to vent their frustrations, kind of an emotional release from their everyday lives. Some comments are quite funny and some cringeworthy, but each to their own. You could not talk like this on other platforms so I guess this is the place for it.

Luv.ithere
Luv.ithere
Reply to  Admin
January 21, 2021 5:47 pm

Thanks for the awesome collection and keep up the good work. Keep duckin and dodgin the onslaught of keyboard commandos.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
Reply to  Admin
January 22, 2021 6:01 am

You guys really do an awesome job here, and I have asked a couple times ow about making a donation.

I would be more then happy to do so… . and quite honestly, if you were to impose a slight monthly fee of lets say $5 or $10 a month, I’ll bet the comment section would become self policing. PLUS it enables us to truly show our appreciation.

Massively flamed for suggesting a paying membership in 5…4…3…2…

ralphblack
ralphblack
Reply to  Dr. Lecter
January 24, 2021 12:53 pm

Shush.

Aurelia
Aurelia
Reply to  Admin
February 9, 2021 4:35 pm

Actually it would be cool if you could create an account and make your own lists of movies, add favorites etc

fred fat
fred fat
January 21, 2021 5:47 pm

hostel on the beach – would have liked to see more organs being removed – but thats just me
not bad but formulaic despite an interesting premise

Chris Ramirez
Chris Ramirez
January 21, 2021 11:44 pm

There should be more of this kind of unique websites. Whether if its bad or good movie, it still has been entertaining and enjoyable to visit. Thanks EUM for all your dedicated hard work. Majority of us still appreciate them. Gracias amigo!

Nobody
Nobody
January 21, 2021 11:46 pm

This had a really good build up. But then it turned into a prolonged escape scene. 10 minutes of people swimming is a bit too much.

ReallyJess
ReallyJess
January 22, 2021 9:39 am

The only comments that are annoying are the ones from the people who come here with the audacity to criticize a website that regularly uploads movies to watch…FOR FREE. If you have a negative review for a film or want to exchange some hateful words with another user then by all means… (I find the comments to be hilarious sometimes–Dr. Lecter you make me giggle). People who hate on the admins of this site, though, I hope you bleed to death from your assholes.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
January 22, 2021 5:58 pm

ReallyJess…. it really makes my day, you saying that. Even when I’m roasting someone, I try to apply humor. I, like you, get riled up with the self-entitled parasites who believe the world revolves around them. It pisses me off to no end that they feel the need to bash our admins not catering specifically to them. The audacity of these….. children. And that’s exactly what they are. Spoiled little brats, the lot of ’em. And then there are the ones that launch personal attacks for no apparent reason other then they can’t do it in real life. That’s when… Read more »

ReallyJess
ReallyJess
Reply to  Dr. Lecter
January 24, 2021 8:11 am

Dr. Lecter, I read your posts in my head as if they are narrated by…well… Dr. Lecter himself 😉 I highly recommend this to anyone else who reads them. If you are inviting me as a dinner guest and not, um, dinner…well I am blushing now <3

Karen, not to sound like an insensitive bitch, but I couldn't care less if you never came back here. Your whiney posts are quite boring. Who complains about the comments section then specifically revisits JUST to read the comments? Loser.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
Reply to  ReallyJess
January 24, 2021 10:14 am

Good evening, ReallyJess… it would be an honor to have have you as my guest… to enjoy an evening of fine dining, exceptional music, stimulating conversation and enchanting company. Only the finest in on the menu… and that voice inside you head?

That would be me telling you to relax my dear. I only enjoy dining on the rude. Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.

Chase 18
Chase 18
January 23, 2021 4:50 pm

I just want to say I really love this site and I respect the admins highly and for all they do. My older brother found this site years ago I was 16 and I’m now 18 and I still come here and so does my brother and friends of ours. Even though I might not like every movie I watch here I still know that is chance to happen. I have made a comment a while back about a movie I didn’t even watch but because it was said to have animal abuse in it I freaked out and others… Read more »

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
Reply to  Chase 18
January 24, 2021 9:50 am

Why would they want to call you names or make fun of you, Chase? Yours is a very thoughtful comment, and very well written. Kudos to you.

Candida
Candida
Reply to  Dr. Lecter
July 8, 2021 5:26 am

I fucking love yew!!! That is all????

Tom C
Tom C
January 23, 2021 10:38 pm

You know what, I read the film description and if I don’t like the sound of it, I scroll on by, no moaning as someone might like it so it’s there for them. Thank you for everything you do admin gurus – I’ve seen some of the classics for the first time due to this site and also found some hidden gems I’d never have thought to watch – keep it up!

The Pablo
The Pablo
January 24, 2021 2:40 am

Thanks Admins! F those other people.

Sundance Kid
Sundance Kid
January 25, 2021 9:21 am

Judging from the comments I was expecting a shitty movie but I gotta say this was surprisingly good for its genre. The acting was good throughout its length which kept me entertained. This wasn’t a gore movie but it had some well made gore scenes. It’s perfect for people who love dark movies without crazy torture porn gore. I enjoyed this. Thanks effedup

Alejandro
Alejandro
January 26, 2021 11:37 pm

JAJAJA…… I WAS IN BRAZIL AND THEY DRIVE LIKE THAT…..BUT TRADE IN ORGANS…I DONT THINK..IT´S MOST LIKELY IN USA THAN BRAZIL…..

Spoopy
Spoopy
January 28, 2021 7:43 pm

This was scary but I found The Ruins 2008 way more terrifying. Great site EUM. Thank you

junglejulia
junglejulia
January 29, 2021 8:49 am

So….
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU and
T H A N K Y O U FOR ALL!

soma
soma
March 5, 2021 6:34 pm

I love this site. What would be a help would be a page that lists the films as added to the site. That way I could be sure I don’t overlook new releases.

Lee
Lee
March 6, 2021 11:01 pm

It’s an ok movie. When it came out in Brazil, where I’m from, some people were furious for the way they depicted us.
I enjoyed it.

Amparo
Amparo
March 27, 2021 4:56 am

I couldnt see shit for 1 hour on the end so it was irritating,a pity because the first part was entertaining

Blaze
Blaze
August 29, 2021 7:34 am

Your all a bunch of fucking idiots

ruby raiin
ruby raiin
Reply to  Blaze
August 29, 2021 11:31 pm

bruh uhh,i at least google words to make sure they’re correct,not only are you an idiot YOU’RE lazy as well :)))) xoxo

ruby raiin
ruby raiin
August 30, 2021 1:57 am

the way her head hit that rock was undeniably funny.we got robbed so we decided to throw rocks at little kids,that doesn’t sound nice now does it?ofc the kids were asking for it,tryna get that reaction so that they can act all innocent in front of their parents and get these idiots in more shit.what a bunch of pussies,i would’ve jumped first,before anyone even said anything about going in -_-.swimming under that waterfall with him seems like a terrible business deal.bats are cute as shit man spiders also with their cute lil eyes ????. i once played with a baby… Read more »

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