In recent times, there has been a frenzy for creating lists in the comments. It began with Old Mother Hubbard talking about his upcoming lists- the best and worst movies on here.
Why have a section for this:
With over a thousand movies here, sometimes users feel a little lethargic to search for movies and instead rely on updates (which as you know are slow, because lazy admin). User lists are a way for someone else to recommend movies to you. Other options include, sifting through the genres, the archive, or simply using the ‘Random Post’ button (above the Genres section).
The movie ratings data got corrupted a few months back and so, the ‘Top-rated section’ was removed. After movies acquire a meaningful number of votes, it’ll be used to generate a Top-rated section. But that might take a while and will be limited to 10-most-rated. In the meantime, came this other option which can also be deeper, going beyond Top 10.
I was thinking of something fancy, but that might take a while to implement, and this seems the easier way (lazy admin). If this becomes popular or seems useful for users, I might go the fancy route. Fancy basically means making it easier to sift through the clutter.
Rules:
The rules are, as always, not too complicated. Nothing involving kids. So even something seemingly mild like, Cutest Child Actors is not allowed – we know what you really mean.
No links to other sites (promo spammers not allowed)
A list of 4’10brunettes aliases, ranked for being the most annoying. It is up to 10 now so I can make a proper list. Enjoy. 1) “Meow” – by far the most annoying. Even after rage quitting like a faggot preteen asshole, it resurrected this one. I think it sticks with this one primarily because it is a real pussy nigger, hence the sound a cat makes, “meow”. 2) “Sweet” – it used this one for quite a few posts a few days ago, denied it was actually them, but it’s such a retarded INCEL dipshit, that it was plainly obvious within seconds of using this alias. 3) “Guzzled Candy” – again, it denied it was them under this one, but got called out almost instantly for being an immature jerkoff. It even called this alias a “retard” under a different alias of theirs, while trying to convince the regulars it wasn’t them – perhaps the only time it has ever been honest since it began commenting. 4) “cum” – even though it doesn’t post much under this one, the choice of name is so un-original that I had to get it in the top five. Plus, considering it is a raging INCEL, I have to doubt that it cums very often, considering it’s an annoying piece of shit that could turn off even the most aggressive, hyper-sexual individual. 5) “Natsuki” – I’m sure this one has to do with its infatuation with Anime, which is fitting considering it’s an… Read more »
List of top dipshits that are reincarnations of a pirate that nuzzled its own sperm infected STD bug bites further into its skin which inevitably ended up forming into these creatures.
1: Cole (His name is Cole because he only gets cole for Christmas.)
2: Tamir
3: Nadim (The N in his name stands for NO bitches.)
4: Old Mother Stupid
5: Cranky Franky (Was gonna put him at 1 but he loves me too much.)
6: jestersemester
7: JuvenileJessie
Honourable mentions: JujuThePrettyPyscho and Zed Man
Films that I have epic failed to find a streaming copy of:
The Man Inside, 1990
I wanted to watch for my challenge to see all films with a Tangerine Dream soundtrack
Snapshots, 2002
I wanted to watch for my challenge to see all the films of Julie Christie
Simple Women, 2019
Just being artsy
Unshackled, 2000
I wanted to watch for my challenge to see all the films of Stacy Keach
Nel piu alto dei cieli, 1977 (not available with english subs)
Looks fucking good
Movies that ACTUALLY disturbed me — MY TOP 5
(Only my top 5 because I’m not an arrogant little shitstain with old victorians asses plague-infected acne on my PP.)
BTW I HEARD THAT WEIRD BEEPING NOISE AGAIN WHILST TYPING THIS… ITS STARTING TO SCARE ME.
1. Trauma 2017: This one fucking scared me for weeks… Worse than A Serbian Film by far in my opinion. Kinda shock-factor but still disturbing. Especially given the fact I watched it twice when I was 13, but thankfully I’m tough so it didn’t affect me.
2. Martyrs 2008: Good movie, what disturbed me was the fact that she just couldn’t leave. Very disturbing.
3: Girl next door 2007: Honestly I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to bitch-slap an old woman so badly before…
4: Hidden in the woods 2014: Okay again, slightly shitty plot but still disturbing either way.
5: A clockwork orange: Watched this at 13, the odd aesthetic is what got me. But now that I think about it, it’s not really that disturbing.
FYI I’ve watched lots of disturbing and messed uo movies.
Here’s a list of all of 4’10brunette’s names it posts under on this website (so far, there will be more because it’s a coward jerkoff who rage quits daily)
1) 4’10brunette
2) Meow
3) Sweet
4) Kat
5) Guzzled Candy
6) cum
7) Natsuki
I’m thinking once they get over 10, that I’ll do a top 10 list of which one it has been the biggest crybaby jerkoff under.
So this will eventually turn into a noisy section where it becomes difficult for a random user to find what they want. So what I have in mind (will take time and will look to do whenever I have sufficient time – no promies when) is a separate section like lists. effedupmovies.com. So each list would be a new post that I will manually add. You’ll probably need to submit it through a form. Exisitng lists will also be included there. Then I’ll add post ratings and we can have a ‘top rated’ list in the sidebar. Just a rough idea. But posting this to let you all know, it will eventually be less noisy.
The original idea for the “Users List” page was that it would be a place where people can discuss movies. After all, this is a movie website with over 1,100 movies on it. It wasn’t meant for perfume lists or how you love hugs or hate Dr. Pepper. If people don’t want to talk about movies there is a dedicated page for non-movie topics called the “Creative Writing” page. OMH’s great “Users List” page is really just for discussing movies and movie related topics like production, cinematography, musical scores and the like.
Top 5 things I hate:
1- Racism.
2- Violence.
3- Paul nicholas miller.
4- How people don’t realize that perpetuating body‑shaming, colorism, homophobia, etc., toward minors (thus making them insecure) increases their vulnerability to sexual predators and thereby contributes to the accessibility of pederasty.
5- Dr pepper.
1.The “WORLD-FAMOUS EXTREME MOVIES ENTRY LIST”, c.2012 Mostly here to preserve early 2010s fare. The following is the long-gone list of “entry-level” tolerance-builder movie that circulated in the early 2010s and which kickstarted the usernet’s craze for extreme cinema. Not my list, it has been reconstructed from memory. It was generally watched bottom-top in reverse order. 6 entries. 1.A Serbian Film 2.Salò, o le 120 Giornate di Sodoma 3.Sweet Movie 4.The Human Centipede 2 5.Cannibal Holocaust 6.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Temptative personal picks for “Extreme Cinema”. Not based on “filth” only, based on cinematography and occasionally historical significance. Many are already here, feel free to scavenge and dig your way into the EUM database at will, lots of good picks, sleeper hits, so-bad-its good, and genuine oddities (like that “Daisies” movie, oh gosh, who knew Czechia was so lively already in those times compared to the rest of parochial Europe before the tanks went in?). 1.La Montaña Sagrada. \\ Any Jodorowski movie is worth it, from “Fando y Lis” to his last “autobiographical” ones, also very good. This one however is something in a league of its own, and is maybe the masterpiece of “psychedelic”, unfiltered, Surrealist cinema. 2.Von Trier’s “The Hospital” \\ Another movie director worth exploring for you meme edgelords willing to refine taste and yet retain the penchant for actual portrayals of power dynamics and (especially) deception. 3.Oldboy \\ Very good cinematography overall. Lots of psychology to be interpreted, far from given, not just filth. Notice the… Read more »
My top 10 favorite things:
1. Opinions
2. Nuance
3. People
4. Sharing
5. Accessibility
6. Communication
7. Diversity
8. Care
9. Hugs
10. Kisses
My top 10 favorite Al Pacino movies (in order):
1. The Godfather (1972)
2. Cruising (1980)
3. Scarface (1983)
4. Carlito’s Way (1993)
5. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
6. Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
7. …And Justice for All (1979)
8. Serpico (1973)
9. Scarecrow (1973)
10. The Panic in Needle Park (1971)
As always I’d like to see your top 10. If you want to shit all over my list and say it sucks that is fine as long as you have the courtesy and the nuts to put up your own top 10 list so we can compare.
Here’s 5 movies that I found genuinely disturbing and stuck in my mind for a long time after.
1) Martyrs
2) Hunter Hunter
3) A Dark Song
4) Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer
5) Children of the Corn (not a good movie but I saw it when I was way too young and it freaked me out).
Meows Perfume List (and my reasonings, something a certain someone clearly can’t do) FYI I OWN A LOT MORE 1. Pink Sugar Eau Du Parfum: Because it was my first popular sweet perfume, smells good, lasts long. I was really disappointed at first, but I ended up loving it. I bought it without smelling it first, expecting it to be fun and girly. I heard lots of bad reviews about the licorice note, but I’ve never smelt licorice, so I was hoping I’d like it. When I first sprayed it on my skin, it smelt like hairspray, and the licorice note was so strong that I instantly knew what it was despite never smelling it before. Within 5 minutes I started getting hints of the cotton candy smell but the licorice was still strong. After 10 minutes it turned into a lovely cotton candy, strawberry milkshake, marshmallow, and girly smell to me. The longevity and projection is actually really good for the price! It lasts for a whole day and it’s pretty strong. I would definitely recommend smelling it before buying if you can. I can see why a lot of people don’t like this perfume, even people who like sweet scents. But I’d say I really like this perfume. The bottle design and overall vibe is super cute and girly. I also got the body lotion and I’d just like to point out that it smells the exact same. 2. Sweet Tooth Sabrina Carpenter for women: Because I love… Read more »
Admin can I also do my perfume list on here
Just to be perfectly clear – OMH’s great “User Lists” page is for people who want to discuss movies. The “Creative Writing” page, or as I call it “The Retard Page,” is for name calling, poems, feelings and rants about other various stupid shit that has nothing to do with movies. Certain individuals who like to be, pardon the expression, “little assholes” are not welcome here (they are probably not wanted on “The Retard Page” either). Instead of being a fucking asshole on OMH’s great “User Lists” page, do it on the page that it was meant for; the “Creative Writing” page or, if you prefer, “The Retard Page.” If this comment upsets anyone, again, write about it on “The Retard Page” and not here.
Here’s my top 10 favorite war movies (in order):
1. Apocalypse Now (original version) (1979)
2. Born on the 4th of July (1989)
3. The Dirty Dozen (1967)
4. Platoon (1986)
5. When Hell Was In Session (1979) TV movie of the story of POW Jerimiah Denton played by Hal Holbrook. Brutal.
6. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
7. The Hanoi Hilton (1987)
8. The Hill (1965)
9. Casualties of War (1989)
10. Hamburger Hill (1987)
As always I’d like to see your top 10. If you want to shit all over my list and say it sucks that is fine as long as you have the courtesy and the nuts to put up your own top 10 list so we can compare.
My bad old mother board
Here’s my top 10 not on EUM (in order):
1. The Exorcist (original theatrical cut) (1973) My all time favorite movie. The director’s cut on EUM doesn’t even make my top 100.
2. The Omega Man (1971)
3. The Godfather (1972)
4. High Plains Drifter (1973)
5. Taxi Driver (1976) – Goodfellas (1990) – The Deer Hunter (1978) – tied for 5th.
6. Dirty Harry (1971)
7. Cruising (1980)
8. Bad Lieutenant (1992)
9. Resurrection (2022)
10. The Hill (1965) Directed by Sidney Lumet.
As always I’d like to see your top 10. If you want to shit all over my list and say it sucks that is fine as long as you have the courtesy and nuts to put up your own top 10 list so we can compare.
Nice to see this has come to reality shortly after my discussion on Leviatan. Thanks for this. Maybe you could work on EUM Suggests and extend it or perhaps someday have it replaced with top movies by vote.
If you like Taxi Driver, check out:
-Combat Shock (very gritty with some obvious Eraserhead elements)
-Blue Sunshine (many Taxi Driver similarities, but not at first)
My top 10 list for movies if you’re high (in no order):
–Requiem for a Dream
–Spun
–Eraserhead
–Pink Flamingos
–Kids
–Gummo
–Begotten
–Run Lola Run
–Pi
–Memento
Don’t watch Pink Flamingos or Gummo like I did on mushrooms the first time.
I watched a lot of these back when I was 9-13 years old haha
1. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
2. Mysterious Skin (2004)
3. Nothing Bad Can Happen (2013)
4. Antichrist (2009)
5. Hostel 1 (2005)
6. Green Inferno (2013)
7. Misery (1990)
8. Chained (2012)
9. Trauma (2017)
10. Funny Games (1997)
11. Butcher (2007)
12. I Spit On Your Grave (2010)
13. Martyrs (2008)
14. Frontier(s) (2007)
15. Silence of the Lambs (1991)
16. Girl Next Door (2007)
17. Grotesque (2009)
18. Lilya 4-Ever (2002)
19. Creep 1 (2014)
20. Creep 2 (2017)
21. Eden Lake (2008)
22. Funny Games (2007)
23. Mandragora (1997)
24. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
25. White Chicks (2004)
26. Climax (2018)
27. A Serbian Film (2010)
28. Irreversible (2002)
29. Speak No Evil (2024)
30. Mandragora (1997)
31. Goatherd (2009)
32. Nightcrawler (2014)
33. Hidden in the Woods (2012)
34. Tusk (2014)
35. Ichi The Killer (2001)
Awesome idea
“Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 50 Fucked Up Movies That Are Not On EUM” 1. What Happened To Monday (2017) Noomi Rapace is brilliant in this one. 2. Resurrection (2022) Starring Rebecca Hall – one of my favorite actresses. Hall delivers an incredible 10 minute uncut speech on why her character’s life is fucked up. It has to be seen to be believed. 3. The Gift (2015) Starring Rebecca Hall – one of her best films. 4. Christine (2016) Starring Rebecca Hall about Christine Chubbuck who committed suicide live on TV. 5. Revolution #9 (2001) 6. Spider (2002) Outstanding performance by Miranda Richardson. 7. The Moor’s Head (1995) Written by the same guy that directed “The Seventh Continent” (1989) 8. Bad Lieutenant (1992) Epic performance by Harvey Keitel. 9. Melancholia (2011) A Lars Van Trier film. 10. Morphine (2008) Russian film. Really good. 11. Cruising (1980) Directed by William Friedkin who also directed “The Exorcist” (1973) 12. Clean Shaven (1993) 13. The Glass House (1972) Great performances by Alan Alda and Vic Morrow. 14. 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance (1991) 15. The Lighthouse (2019) 16. The Lighthouse (2016) I like this one better but they are both good. 17. Contagion (2011) 18. A Perfect Murder (1998) Outstanding performances by Gwyneth Paltrow and Michael Douglas. 19. Trilogy of Terror (1975) and Trilogy of Terror 2 (1996) 20. Dr. Terror’s House Of Horrors (1965) 21. 3 Women (1977) Strange film with great performances by Sissy Spacek and Shelly Duval. 22. Kinjite:… Read more »
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My list of the most recent EUM uploads that I actually watched. I had to go back quite a few pages to get five. Some films I had not watched because I have seen many times before, some I had seen recently elsewhere but mostly I just read the blurbs and felt I will give them a miss.
Put in order of last up is first:
NW: Nightcrawler: Did not watch recently, I enjoyed.
NW: A Zed and two naughts: Did not watch recently, Nostalgic artsy fartsy. Drowning by numbers is better.
NW: Angel Heart: Did not watch recently, Lisa Bonet gets a good fucking.
1 Owning Mahowny. The wig takes the best acting award. I enjoyed.
NW: Deliverance: Did not watch recently, A classic.
2 Julie Darling. I enjoyed.
3 Black Christmas. I enjoyed.
4 Buffalo 66. I enjoyed.
5 The Skin I live in. I enjoyed.
“It began with Old Mother Hubbard talking about his upcoming lists- the best and worst movies on here.” Once again I set a high bar for excellence.
Here’s a rough list of the top 10 movies I have seen on EUM (in no particular order). When I finish watching every movie on EUM in late May I will be changing my top 10.
1. 7 Days (2010)
2. Alleluia (2014)
3. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007) (This will be on my “Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 25 Mainstream/Hollywood/Blockbuster Movies on EUM.”
4. Cleveland Abduction (2015)
5. Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019)
6. The Golden Glove (2019)
7. Henry 2: Portrait of a Serial Killer – Mask of Sanity (1996)
8. The Painted Bird (2019)
9. Strella (2009)
10. Buoyancy (2019)
Also coming in late May will of course be my “Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 100 Movies On EUM” and “Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 25 Picks For WORST Movies On EUM.”
I’d like to see your top 10 lists. If you don’t like this list and want to call me an asshole at least have a list of your top 5 movies you’ve seen on EUM so I can give you cheap shit too.
If you don’t want to read lists then why the fuck are you here? You can talk bullshit on the “Creative Writing” section. Don’t do it on OMH’s “User List” section.
Pink Finger Top 100 36 Fillette (1988) 3096 Days (2013) A Girl at My Door (2014) *American Mary (2012) Antares (2004) Audition (1999) *Baise-moi (2000) Beau Pere (1981) Blue Is the Warmest Colour (2013) Bully (2001) Buoyancy (2019) *Cargo 200 (2007) *Christiane F. (1981) *Come and See (1985) Decent Woman (2016) Dogtooth (2009) *Dumplings (2004) Excision (2012) Fat Girl (2001) Girl Hell (1999) Golden Glove (2019) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) Gummo (1997) Happiness (1998) *Hardcore (2004) Irreversible (2002) Julie Darling (1982) Kids (1995) *Klip (2012) Kotoko (2011) Sister – L’Enfant d’en Haut (2012) Lies (1999) *Lilya 4-Ever (2002) Liverleaf (2018) Maniac (2012) Maria Full of Grace (2004) May (2002) Melissa P. (2005) Midori: The Camellia Girl (2016) Miss Meadows (2014) *Miss Violence (2013) Mockingbird Don’t Sing (2001) Ms .45 (1981) Mum & Dad (2008) My Summer of Love (2004) Next Sohee (2022) No Child of Mine (1997) *Nobody Knows (2004) Noriko’s Dinner Table (2005) *Nothing Bad Can Happen (2013) Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) Pieles (2017) Pieta (2012) Pixote (1980) *Playground (2016) Princess (2014) Profane (2011) Ratcatcher (1999) Raw (2016) *Romance X (1999) Romper Stomper (1992) Sadness (2021) *Sara (2015) Savage Grace (2007) *Secret Things (2002) Seventh Continent (1989) Shame (2011) Shrew’s Nest (2014) Silenced (2011) *Strange Circus (2005) Straw Dogs (1971) *Suicide Club (2001) Suntan (2016) Sweet Movie (1974) Syskonsalt (2000) Teeth (2007) Tesis (1996) That Lovely Girl (2014) *Girl Next Door (2007) *The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things (2004) *Piano Teacher (2001) Reflecting Skin… Read more »