Take a break from the comments section and post your stories and shitposts here.
Creativity will determine whether a new comment thread faces deletion or not. So, “You’re all a bunch of flaming faggots” will be binned, for example.
Rules:
Nothing explicit involving kids.
Update on the buffering issue that some users experience here:
It’s an issue with the security service. However their infrastructure is fixed and after checking out other services, I realized this will be a problem with other services too. Basically things have changed on the internet and what worked for so many years here is running into problems.
But I’ve thought of a solution and the first tests are good – I found zero buffering across multiple devices and browsers. But this requires a complete revamp of the way things have been done here. So I’ll need to do it slowly and carefully not to break everything.
tl;dr will take a couple days and hope to get it done by the end of this weekend. Along the way you will see the site go into Maintenance for an extended period, maybe for even a day. Nothing to worry about. It’s just me fixing this shit.
Where is the pink theme. Pink represents me, why would you change it?? Red is ugly anyway.
Perhaps Admin is gonna make the theme light pink with hearts and is taking their time doing so; adding intricate details just for me.
I’m new to this site, I know what movies to watch, but is there anything else I should know
Does anyone else find that horror movies are starting to have little to no effect on them? Sinister was supposed to be “scientifically proven to be the scariest horror movie” but it didnt really do anything to me, i jumped at one jumpscare and that was it. I suspect it’s because people exaggerate how scary and fucked up some movies are, with salo or 120 days of sodom i was just like “oh my god that’s fucked up” for some parts of the movie but i forgot about it the next day, i have nothing to say about cannibal holocaust because i couldnt find it with atleast ok quality anywhere. Was there a movie that was able to envoke some emotions in you if you also feel like this?
I don’t remember the trolls being this obnoxious and narcissistic. Frank and Meow need to get a room. It’s like watching an old couple arguing. It’s kinda cute in a way.
For real how shit can your life be if you spend time ragebaiting on a random movie website? If at least y’all gave real opinions on the movies i wouldn’t mind but most of you niggas are insufferable.
I’m getting better with my poems.
An Odd Poem
My thick eyebrow had started becoming sparse… I look at the small but noticeable empty area of my eyebrow.
Hm… I fill it in with an eyebrow pencil and leave my home.
I see a guy with very thick brows and my eyes widen. I stat following him out of curiosity. How could one have such thick eyebrows?
It was a long and tiresome walk. Then we finally reach an odd looking building… He enters and I do too secretly.
I look around and suddenly see someone glaring at me. So I go over and beat them up.
I continue looking around. I see a bunch of random small hairs. My heart beats faster. I realise the sick realisation.
The End.
I rewatched American Psycho on here today and my perfume nozzle fucking broke. Thankfully I got a shimmer mist so I can look glittery.
Question of the day: who’s your least favourite regular, and who’s your favourite?
I thought you were leaving?
This is why no one takes you seriously; you say one thing and then do the exact opposite.
Little jerkoff.
Omg I love this pink colour! Thank you so much! Wtf!! So cool! Wow!!! Is it because of me? Oh my god!
Pink is my favourite colour. It represents me.
I finally have a place to say what we all should know: John Waters SUPREMACY! PINK FLAMINGOS RULES! Also, I will add that after watching tons of gore movies IÂŽve noticed thereÂŽs a lot of violence against cats, but almost never against dogs, what is this double standard!?
Holly shit whats with the fluo color theme, my eyes hurt! Anyway, happy april fools Sissy theme day!
WTF surely you can chosen a better colour. Its well documented when someone is having a bit of a turn putting them in a pink room calms them down but leaving them in it make go full-tonto.
I’m leaving this site and never coming back. Goodbye. đą You’ll all miss me, I’m sorry… Love you all
Wtf is going onđ«©đ I love this drama. Im eating my pasta whikst reading these comments
To stir shit up even more, who in these comments would u like to see beat eachother up?? And who would u wanna beat up?? For me steve
Who would u: kill, marry, kill, fuck, punchđ
I’m here after leaving this site for about 2 years.
This section was a smart idea. Now movie comment sections will be more about the movie, and the shitposters can post here.
But I do have to ask, who the fuck is this Meow and Steve persons? I scrolled a bit and was surprised to see that Nazi comment, I thought that guy was scared off. Perhaps just an imitator.
Meow and Steve both seem very immature, but their comments gave me a good laugh. I suppose the shitposters are the heart of this site.
I have a few questions.
1: My time says 00:11, but the comments are saying a different time like 11pm something. What is this?
2: Is there any way to change the red theme to pink? Like, light pink?
3: What should my next poem involve?
Let me know if I’m getting better with my poems guys Go on a music app and play: “Something In The Air” By David Bowie whilst reading this for extra amazement. Poem “Incapable Failure” “Every step starts with a step.” I mumble to myself… I force myself to stand up. âI have not failed. Iâve just found 100,000 ways that wonât work.â I tell myself with a calm smile. I exhale a deep breath, “If angels have no life how do you explain my existence?” Suddenly my wings glow white. My gorgeous eyes glow blue. I breathe deep. My luscious long hair blows in slow motion and sparkles. I miraculously gain flight and fly off. “Oh my gosh!” I suddenly see Jesus. “I repent… but why, oh why, did you put me on this earth?” He calmly walks over. “My child, I put you here because I saw your brilliance,” he sighs. My pupils attract to him. “Hah… I’m glad you see and understand it.” He pauses, “I will now give you the power you deserve.” He gives me powers and I fall back down to earth with my new deserving powers… I land, wings still shimmering. My new powers pulse through me. I can make plants grow instantly, crucially, make everyone notice how amazing I am. âI am a force of destiny,â I announce. A dog pauses its barking. Suddenly, the sky cracks open. âNot so fast,â booms a booming voice. âYouâre using your powers⊠selfishly.â I laugh. “Haha,… Read more »
I thought the “human centerpede” was something else entirly.
can anyone recommend me a movie? idk what to watch
Question of the day: how did you find this site?
I watched two movies on here before bed and had two nightmares.
One where my pet cat ATE another cat and it was genuinely really scary (I woke up scared and paranoid) and the other I was out in the mountains with what seemed to be victorians, and for some reason a hyper masculine soldier guy???
Apparently Admin hates me…
I’m not going to explain every single time why your comments here were deleted. It should be obvious.
This isn’t a request zone.
New comment threads must fit the section.
here’s a poem from a workshop class I did in late fall 2024. It is titled ‘Progeria’. I. Mankindâs disregard for the material basis of his life is how humanity has flourished with activity far surpassing his destination of a nature, indivisible with a thirst for unmitigated expansion, he operates under a key distinction separating himself from all material forces and circulations of energy it simultaneously cheapens yet has with evilness determines by how it could tessellate from and back betraying both relations this foetal euphoria swells into myriad inventions on a Nature like carotid lumpy and arterial trades instances of sublime pulsations fight inside arms and a head all but dying faculties collapsing out of the waste formulated that enormous child hatchery webbed for the short dying embodied newborn(ikon) Progress on this relatedness to late sun showers bathed by screaming heat shouldering veins against planetary infant born to die ultramarine growth of impregnable deteriorating; like a fragile baby reared into a noise confused for life is eaten by chosen children to die first gnawing at the doors of the enslaved’s dark labor, latitudinarian: it is mankindâs advancement into the vacuum of outer space out of a world that reflects the activity that brings it past the firmament of terrestrial godflesh fetid, that is the bloated fulfillment of the universe, to employ an ends to all relations it alternates to and from, in between crass exploitation by the tandem inhibition for the accumulation of these material resources to be fastened… Read more »
Am I a bad person?
âMore than 14 years have passed since that ill-fated day when, blinded by promises at home and abroad, the German volk [people] lost sight of the most valuable assets of our past and of our Reich, its honour and its freedom â and thus lost everything. Since those days of treachery, the Almighty has withheld His blessing from our Volk. Dissension and hatred have made their way into our midst. In the most profound distress, millions of the best German men and women from all walks of life watch as the unity of the nation vanishes and dissolves in a muddle of political and egotistical opinions, economic interests and differencesâŠ
The misery of our volk is appalling! The starving millions of unemployed proletarians in industry are being followed by the impoverishment of the entire Mittelstand [middle-class] and artisan professions. [Our Regime] will extend its strong, protecting hand over Christianity as the basis of our entire morality, and the family as the germ cell of the body of our volk and State. It will reawaken in our volk, beyond the borders of rank and class, its sense of national and political unity, and its resultant duties. It will establish reverence for our great past and pride in our old traditions as the basis for the education of our German youth. It will declare a merciless war against spiritual, political and cultural nihilism. Germany must not and will not drown in anarchistic communism!â
Here’s low quality reggaeton lyrics I wrote that I’m never going to use.
UNTITLED:
Soy tu muñeca de porcelana
Hacemos el amor papi toda la semana
Desde la mañana hasta la madrugada
Ese chilote me trae bien obsesionada
Papi quiero que me digas “eres mĂa”
Te quiero todito adentro de mĂ todo el dĂa
De tus sueños hĂșmedos yo soy la fantasĂa
Tengamos sexo de fondo sonando esta poesĂa
TRANSLATION:
I’m your porcelain doll
We make love all week
From morning to midnight
That big dick has me obsessed
I want you to say “you’re mine”
I want you all inside me all day
I’m the fantasy of your wet dreams
Let’s have sex with this poetry playing in the background
A poem before I sleep…
I woke up; my skin felt watery and cloudy.
I struggled out of bed, feeling weak.
My heart pounded mercilessly like a drum,
my limbs weak and trembling,
my mind sure I could fall at any moment as I no longer was able to stand still,
I tried to approach the table.
I stumbled, seeing dark except in the center of my vision.
The high pitch sound that was in my ears didn’t let me hear the sound of the chair I just dragged. I sat.
Ink-coloured bugs suddenly appear all over my room;
yet I feel no fear or confusion.
I stumble over to my mirror, my pupils are blown.
End of poem.
I really wish we had more films akin to the trashiness of John Waters’s films. not just on the site, but in general. something nasty and gory and glamorous with shitty video quality.
whats your 1st extreme film? mine was i spit on your grave, came a long way since then lol
Guys and girls, the collapse of industrial civilization is upon us. It is also inevitable so donât get too upset about it; there is absolutely nothing you can do to prevent it.
Many people will die, but thatâs not necessarily a bad thing. I donât relish the fact that they will die, nor do I wish them harm in any particular manner, thatâs just how the cards are going to fall. A lot of them are suffering right now. What comes next will probably be better in many respects. There wonât be as many distractions and illusions after the fall.
So itâs a good thing we have this place to vent and cope and forget about the world for an hour or two at a time. Enjoy this Internet sanctuary while it lasts and maybe make a few contingent plans for when it no longer exists.
A poem “The Man”
Yesterday on the stairs, I saw a man who doesn’t drink water.
Today he was at the bottom of the stairs sipping water from a cup.
I asked him; “what motivated you?”
He simply paused and looked up. “I… I see a painting of pills on the roof.”
I look up too. I see nothing. “What are you talking about?”
His face is blank. His eyes look emotionless. “I’m sorry.” He mumbles.
“Sorry for what?”
“I talked to you years ago. We were good friends. You felt a connection the second we met. I told you my plans.”
My eyes widen with recognition.
“You tried talking me out of them. But someone had taken away my Dad. I wanted revenge.”
A tear falls from my eye.
“I ended all contact with you randomly. I’m sorry. I’ve been doing well lately.”
End of poem.
Deleting my comments for what….
I’m the reason Admin added this section. đ
Scene: A foggy doorstep in London. Characters: CONSTABLE BENTLEY (clutching a clipboard) and MRS. HIGGINS (in a floral dressing gown). BENTLEY: Good evening to you, madam. I do apologise for this nocturnal intrusion into your domestic contemplation, but I am acting in my official capacity as an executive agent of the local constabularyâs Department for… shall we say… Unforeseen Kinetic Discrepancies in the Public Sphere. MRS. HIGGINS: Oh, hello Officer. Is this about the wheelie bins again? BENTLEY: (shaking his head gravely) Far from it, madam. It concerns a rather fundamental re-classification of a specific entity that isâor rather, was, in the strictly preterite senseâlegally and biologically affiliated with your good self. MRS. HIGGINS: I donât follow. Is it about my George? Has he had a bit of a scrape with the Morris Minor? BENTLEY: A “scrape,” madam? That is a remarkably optimistic, almost buoyant terminology! Let us suggest instead that the kinetic energy of a forty-ton Leyland freighter has entered into a most intimate, indeed almost molecular, correlation with the physiological integrity of your spouse. George has, quite unexpectedly, decided to exchange the tarmac of existence for the crash barrier of infinity. MRS. HIGGINS: (breathless) Is he hurt? Is he in the infirmary? BENTLEY: “Hurt” implies a certain potential for future cellular regeneration, does it not? George, however, has achieved a state wherein his biological circuitry has signed a collective and irrevocable strike notice. He has, in effect, cancelled his subscription to the atmospheric oxygen supply with immediate effect… Read more »
I’m a little jerkoff dipshit fucking pussy bitchass faggot for my loving superior queen 4’10brunette… I will let her step on me hehe… Ziyah and Juju I’m sorry I argued with you guys, I actually just wanna praise my queen 4’10brunette… my queen… my owner…
I’m perfectly great now. Last night my mood swings were in full effect. Feeling great. Frank and Zed Man you guys really helped me, thanks. I will now have some Pepsi.
its funny last year we have username NSDAP which commenting a writing from mein kamps literally in every movies comments section released here. but where he goes now?. lol
I see some tootsie is cloning so best not feed it to much kibble.
@Tears at bedtime Whatever was ok for the comments is ok here. Your email almost matches, so I assume you are gfdewerfg, from whom the idea did come. If you have a username youâd like to be credited under, Iâll do it in the main post. @Jean-Bob The idea was to take the completely irrelevant posts in random movies to one dedicated place. So for example if our resident Nazi guy returns with his rambles on an irrelevant (non-Nazi movie) page, he will be directed here. @Lucie 1. Because this wonât be turned into a pedo hangout zone. A movie about abuse or taboo relationships is not added here to turn people on. If someone is turned on, thatâs something for them, privately. The movie is here to shock, educate, as a source of copium or to relive your own personal experiences. I once tried being lax in the comments in this area and it quickly turned into people comparing notes or asking for irl advice to go about their fantasies. That can’t be allowed here. 2. Free speech is great, but there have to be limits, else it can spiral out of control. The person(s) called Steve have learnt to use allusion over time. This is primarily a niche piracy movie site, not a chan. When I started this, there were essentially four of us. The idea was to put something out on the internet and not tell anyone about it. So this wasn’t shared anywhere. People found it… Read more »
>Nothing explicit involving kids.
There are literally movies on this website featuring nudity of real life minors. Why is written content worse than that?
Fun fact: I almost fainted and vomited from pain one time. It was during an extremely painful shit.
What Haircut to get to pull bitches?
Not a fan of how you guys have been treating ME. I’ve been kind and kind only to you guys. You guys should apologise to me and tell me all how much you love and appreciate me.
So animal fucking including MLP hurt porn is allowed.
Keep all your name calling and childish bullshit here and not on OMH’s “User Lists” section. If you don’t want to read lists don’t fucking cry like a little bitch about it. Instead don’t go to OMH’s “User Lists” section. Cry like a little fucking bitch here.
Thx to a bunch of power-hungry little fags, now our freedom of speech is restricted. I was never into the senseless conversations about conspiracy, gender or racist theories that flourished on the forums. But thx to a bunch of sorry little fags, now we have to behave like disciplined angels and speak tamedly and timidly only about movies only because it hurts their feelings, poor little things, if you freely express yourself! But who the fuck are they? Some of them names I’ve seen for the first times these last few weeks. Why is it we have to please these cunts? It never felt to me that this site was made to accomodate the sensitivities of liberal cunts. When I said I detested the view of dead and mutilated beings on the picture tabs, I was ignored, while this much more shocking and consequential than regulars throwing words and theories at each other. It’s often funny. I’m not the admin and I can’t speak like I own the place, but I think this kind of regulation is dangerous for the soul of the site. I insist on the fact the very main positive point of EUM is the sense of freedom we feel here. But some little fags consider it dangerous and overwhelming for their small egos, and they need to have everybody disciplined so they can feel safe and like they own the place. Fuck everybody’s kinks and weirdness – let’s make it like if it’s not what drove… Read more »
Part four! 4’10brunette strutted off to the gun store… Zed Man’s clone (let’s just call him Zed Man 2, aka the one without a pfp) goes with her, but the real Zed Man is still with the other’s and his broken nose. Steve and Pink Finger started fucking. Steve is the dominant top. Pink finger is very submissive. Steve makes very weird noises and sweats A LOT to the point it fucking grosses Pink Finger out. “D-dude… Ahh! Y-you fucking… STIIIIINK!~ Fuck!” He cums as Steve sighs. JuJuThaPrettyPsycho suddenly gains a new power… But nobody knows what it is. Maybe it’s not being a retarded faggot, something they all clearly seem to be… Fred Fat is still just standing mysteriously. Maybe one day he’ll start talking again? Ziyah recovers from her concussion and runs over to JuJuThaPrettyPsycho. “My beautiful wife!” JuJuThaPrettyPsycho seemed to be her child in part 2, but it turned out Frank didn’t actually have her child. The child was actually… JuvenileJessie! Wow! And Frank actually cheated on Ziyah with Zed Man. Frank looks at JuvenileJessie in disappointment… “Why did he turn out like this? Oh well.” Frank starts drinking some alcohol. Hubbard and Admin are still cuddling and being very intimate. Hubbard blushes, looking away shyly… “D-do you have a praise kink?” Admin pauses… “Yes, my cherub. Yes. I do.” Hubbard smirks and starts praising Admin for the next hour. JuJuThaPrettyPsycho and Ziyah are now chilling and smoking some weed together. When all of a sudden… 4’10brunette… Read more »
Holy fucking shit!! A rule about kids!?! Admin, how is Steve supposed to participate?
About time that dimwit kid fiddler had someone take the wind out of his sails.
For everyone who doesnât know, Steve is the resident EUM poser pedo; heâs (they – itâs most likely several people shitposting under his name) are the ultimate rage bait troll on this site.
It all started six or seven years ago now, under the movie âElephantâ when someone called Steve a little triggered faggot asshole, which is exactly what he is, and heâs been crying and spamming incessantly, relentlessly ever since.
RIP Steve; you had a good run ya bastard. Maybe now youâll watch a few movies instead.