Take a break from the comments section and post your stories and shitposts here.
Creativity will determine whether a new comment thread faces deletion or not. So, “You’re all a bunch of flaming faggots” will be binned, for example.
Rules:
Nothing explicit involving kids.
Update on the buffering issue that some users experience here:
It’s an issue with the security service. However their infrastructure is fixed and after checking out other services, I realized this will be a problem with other services too. Basically things have changed on the internet and what worked for so many years here is running into problems.
But I’ve thought of a solution and the first tests are good – I found zero buffering across multiple devices and browsers. But this requires a complete revamp of the way things have been done here. So I’ll need to do it slowly and carefully not to break everything.
tl;dr will take a couple days and hope to get it done by the end of this weekend. Along the way you will see the site go into Maintenance for an extended period, maybe for even a day. Nothing to worry about. It’s just me fixing this shit.
I’m on my period and my tummy hurts 🥺 BTW my height is 6’9… 69, hahahaha
A mix of Meows opinions, poems, and stories
MEOWS OPINIONS
1) I don’t understand how people can be obsessed with celebrities. I literally just listen to music and watch shows. Maybe if an actor is hot or has my aesthetic, I might like them, but wanting to know stuff about them is weird to me. I think about myself too much to care about celebrities. Like bitch I’m sorry I didn’t know some random famous dude fucked himself in the ass in 2019.
2) It’s not narcissism or arrogance if I’m genuinely better. I don’t understand why people call me that. I literally get aroused at the mere thought of myself.
-WORK IN PROGRESS-
I’ll be making more of this later. Just a little tired right now. Feel free to debate me.
Meow, this is extremely concerning behavior.
Usually, by the time someone reaches the age of 4, they discard the concept of imaginary friends and go make real friends.
I fear your maturity level was stunted at a very young age after your father abandoned you and your mother turned to prostitution to support you.
Please get professional help. We are all encouraging you to get back into therapy with a licensed professional behavioral specialist ASAP.
A Desperate Search For Parental Love A Story “It’s okay, mummy and daddy are here.” But my daydreaming is disturbed by the realisation that I’m smiling. I’m smiling at my own pathetic little fake scenarios of having loving parents. My smile falters and a fear falls from my eye. I start laughing. Not because I find anything funny, but because I realise how… pathetic this is. I don’t need a mummy and daddy. No. I don’t. My laughter dies down, leaving me in an uncomfortable silence. To distract myself, I decide to get up and go to my fridge. It’s full of… raw meat and milk. Milk. Milk, a sign of love. In a state of sudden hunger and thirst, I start eating the raw meat like a rabid, starving dog. I claw at it with my nails and rip it apart with my teeth, my canines especially helping. After finishing it, I pause. “What the fuck?” I ask myself. But my thirst continues. My thirst for love or for hydration, who knows? I immediately guzzle down the milk, not taking any time to truly savour it like usual. I put the milk carton down after drinking it all. Now left with the odd taste of raw meat and milk, I suddenly hear a voice. A soft, soothing voice behind me. I turn around slowly. A glowing white figure with a covered face, an androgynous build, stands there towering over me. “It’s okay, my child.” In the end, I get… Read more »
Hi I’m RapeApologist and I’m gonna start posting here every single day like it’s my dead discord server because I’m extremely retarded and autistic and people that I want attention from won’t give it to me. I will also fight with random trolls that insult me because I thrive on negative attention. I always have hot offensive takes because I like ragebaiting people, the reason why is because again, people that I WANT attention from won’t give me the attention that I so obviously deserve. I don’t have a job, I’m chronically online and I have histrionic personality disorder. I’m also a girl so I want 10 times the amount of attention that I actually deserve which is already a lot. (positive or negative) I hate men.
This section is so stupid that Meow is the most normal here LOOL
Hi, I made a poem.
it’s about time this quiet girl found her voice.
happy endings shouldn’t just be for princesses.
i am sick of being on this rollercoaster.
i want off this ride, no
it’s not a ride because
rides are fun and happy, but this,
this is not fun nor is it happy.
i’m sick of being thrown around like a ragdoll.
i want to stand on my own, but i can’t
Admin… I know I can be an overcomplaining asshole. I’ll assume that totally.
But see that now! People are insulting each other regarding culture and nationality. These are low blows that come from nowhere.
If that starts, that generally never ends and people hate each other for as long as they’re around, like that little cunt who hates me and my countrymates for his own dumb-minded reasons. Low attacks on culture and nationality are never forgotten, nor forgiven.
At least, this page will let us see that certain people are here less because they’re weird or effedup, but more because they are deeply mediocre.
MEOWS THOUGHTS & OPINIONS
FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING OR DISCUSS MY OPINIONS
STOP. FEEDING. KIDS. JUNK.
I am so tired of seeing parents feeding their children chicken fucking nuggets. NO. Your kid needs meat. Milk. Vegetables.
Ableism, misogyny, racism, and homophobia are more common than you think.
I fucking hate Americans and their shitty accents. Every American I’ve met always turns out to be a raging cunt. That said, British bitches are annoying too. We Brits DO have culture, so why the hell do I see so many Brits saying we don’t?
I’m fed up with people excepting me to do stuff. I’n a sweet, kind girl. YOU should be doing stuff for me. I am entitled to resting as much as I want.
Cats are superior to dogs. Dogs are cute, yes, but cats are better. BTW I grew up around dogs.
I’m amazing.
BTW hyper-masculine men are better than feminine men. Which a lot of you guys are (feminine men; especially Cole and Tamir)
Admin, there should be an opcion to personalize the interface. I want lil bows at the corners so I feel cuter uwu
Also pls ad Joker 2019. Don’t know if it meets the standard of the movies you put here but I personally feel it has the vibe. Pls I don’t have where to watch it 🙁
Not a fan of this Epstein guy I’m hearing about.
I fucking hate the French so can we not have their ancient language overloading the shit-posting.
Every day it’s the same thing—gore, porn, comedy, right? You get bored.
Everyone looks for quick entertainment to satisfy their boredom, which ends up being their depression, and in the end, they consume the same old things.
Boredom… or is that just what we are?
Mmm… habit? Truth?
Sometimes I feel like we go through life on autopilot, following rules we didn’t even choose for ourselves. That’s why, when I read that eroticism is “indispensable,” I see it as a form of rebellion. To me, it’s not just about sex or something physical; it’s about that spark that makes you feel alive, something as necessary as poetry. Poetry helps you put words to what you feel, and eroticism helps you feel who you truly are, without filters or masks. I see so many people trapped in what their parents or society expect of them, and I get the sense they’re living halfway, as if they’re afraid to look in the mirror and discover their own desires. On the other hand, when you dare to know yourself through what move you and what you’re passionate about, it’s like you finally start writing your own book instead of the one you inherited. In the end, I believe that knowing ourselves deeply is our only real task. And yes, it’s daunting, because exploring your own desire or sensitivity means stepping into uncharted territory, but it’s the only way to avoid being a “castaway” in your own life. I’d a thousand times rather have that constant search, however complicated it may be, than sit around waiting for someone to tell me how I should feel or who I should love. It is, quite literally, what makes us human. Ultimately, if eroticism is the foundation of self-knowledge, casual sex is like a laboratory… Read more »
L’érotisme est l’une des bases de la connaissance de soi, aussi indispensable que la poésie; c’est le langage sauvage de l’âme qui refuse d’être domestiquée.
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hi u guys. i got a kinder maxi 10 pack. who wants it? and yes I’m giving it away. 1 bar for each person, don’t get greedy.
Lilithmao où es-tu
Gonna TRY and sleep now.
JunkevilJessie or whatever your name is, PLEASE start learning basic grammar. If you don’t then go fuck “you’reself”.
I’ve had a good day today. New season of my favourite show came out. 😊 Decorated my room a bit. Talked to my cat.
Okay. A poem before I close my eyes: “Do not let arrogance go to your head and despair to your heart; do not let compliments go to your head and criticisms to your heart; do not let success go to your head and failure to your heart.”
Love thy neighbour. Remember guys, peace is beautiful, just like you!
Oh BTW love the British — I’m once had an australian asswit and a german cunt mock my accent. Well, I insulted them calmly and they apologised to me and left in a panic. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
OK I admit: I am Lurk Much. BUT HEAR ME OUT. FYI IM ONLY ADMITTING THIS BECAUSE I WANNA EXPRESS MY LUCK.
I was just looking for a random gmail… and well, to my shock, when I posted, it turns out I had a pfp of a random man. So basically, I somehow used someone else’s account accidentally. I guess I really am lucky…
I’m sure if you search for that pfp you’ll find someone else using it. I honestly can’t believe my luck…
🚨🚨Community Alert🚨🚨
The ♿️⚧️ is back. TACO Tuesday didn’t last long. Engage with the little wet pussy fart at your own discretion.
Give it a warm welcome 🖕
Let’s play a little game of “guess who” shall we?
Who is this supposed to be?
“I’m LEAVING FOREVER. Fuck you cocksucking assholes retarded faggots! I know my worth! IM A SUPERIOR BEING. PEOPLE are OBSESSED with
me and my confidence”
2 hours later…
“I’m new here but I’m going to post exactly like this other fucking person who just rage quit and made a big scene because they were me, but I’m totally not them, trust me”
Well apparently Admin is a HACKER.
I accidentally blocked my sink… I feel stupid and embarrassed now.
I put up a pink canopy above my bed and some pink plushies.
“Oh she who love pink may earn grace.” – Ursurla Vimila
Just watched Bad Lieutenant (1992) best movie ever – Takashi Mikke is making a third movie in the series haven’t seen the second one with Nicolas Cage – Harvey Keitel is the most awesome best actor ever
This is the spam board for retards.
Now that Meow is gone, let’s keep the vibes positive…
My favourite colour is light pink 😊
Ok so some fucking psychopath woke me up.
Does anyone know why I keep hearing a beeping noise? I think it’s coming from my phone. It’s quiet and quiets my music when it happens. Wondering what it is. Kinda nervous. Is this a virus or something?!
(BTW FUCK YOU TAMIR)
ALSO DID ADMIN ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?
really sick of those disturbing movie iceberg and the last level is just male genitalia in various enviroments, just make a most disturbing porn iceberg or something
There’s someone spamming posts about a “Session” app promising you questionable material. I’ll remove it as and when I see it, but I’d advise you not to follow up on it as you could end up getting infected with malware instead.
@Lurk Much Pretty sure I know who you are 🙂 Stick to one or two of your avatars.
FUCK YOU FRANK YOU FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Take your panties off, spread your legs, and let me lick your slit
What was updated
Expressing my experiences with sleeping issues — A creative description by one known as “Meow”
“A Life Of No Rest”
It first began when I couldn’t sleep for four days. 2-6 hours when I could sleep. Very young. This obviously left me constantly tired and exhausted. It possibly stunted my growth.
“Insomnia will slowly destroy you. Not just physically, but also emotionally. To be insomniac is to be strong.”
I know someone who constantly fucking talks about themselves; “Oh I sleep too much, it’s worse-” SHUT THE FUCK UP! My god. I’ve had hypersomnia before and I think insomnia is worse. My experiences are worse than yours.
“Insomnia is for strong people. It’s a flaw driven towards people of higher superiority and intelligence, as they need at least one flaw to stay perfect but not too perfect.”
what if we all just stopped giving Meow, who is also the user named Sweet, attention? after this post, nobody interact with Meow, who is also the user named sweet. no matter what.
I’m back and this Sweet person is NOT me. Trust me. Look at their writing style vs mine. Fuck all of you.
what if we all just stopped giving Sweet attention? after this post, nobody interact with sweet. no matter what.
This film is subtle but belongs in effdupmovies !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJcF-uZQSR8 Film “The Innocents” from the 1890s story written by Henry James called “Turn of the screw”. The film was thought of in the 1950s , and probably written by British child protection specialists for the complex mirroring of characters and incident, and the fact it may been 1800s Victorian child protection. It was written in 1898! Don’t really agree with interpretations by anyone of underlying meaning or path of the story, BUT, a more historical anthropology of the complete set of story facets looks better. When someone writes a story they “deem to be fiction” , they draw on what they know as “plausible” from what they have learned that was real too, characters and jobs. The person writing in 1930 about the story based on psychology only saw as far as the profession of psychology, not the history and problems always reported that would been in 1898 and decades before that Henry James knew. First, orphans that were relatives of wealthy “get the chance” the children obtained, to be careful for “officially by law by a relative” , in this , their uncle. And running to true history also, the “sexist roles by law and religion of Victorian society” , the uncle, a bachelor , a man and no connection with children beyond a.k.a. “supply” called in law “benefactor”, responsible for both economic and material well being of “dependants’. The governess , with the same job suitability credentials by… Read more »
Ye, men.
Today I saw two dogs fucking and a man trying to hide while he was jerking off to them.
I laughed so hard it made him and the dogs jump.
So funny watching the guy gather his pants.
HA HA HA!!!!!!
YOUPLABOOM
Sur les pavés gorgés de sang, il s’endort des innocents
– Sang rosé sous ces doigts : sang désuet qu’on me doit.
Chiennasse ! C’est par vous et ce mal qui s’avoue
Que s’englue quelque larme et vos sangs sur mes armes.
Car, tristes résidus ! Cette griffe aurait dû
Tailler dans vos yeux noirs des fonds bleus – sauf ce soir.
Il était innocent, avant d’être du sang.
Ce teint pur d’un azur, glaciale embrasure.
J’ai aimé ces couleurs, avant ça et cette heure
Où Satan a tenté une lame enchantée
De croiser chaque gorge à mes chers sucres d’orge.
Je maudis l’Être creux et ce monstre assez preux
Qui s’en vient et s’enfuit dans l’esprit et la nuit
Si un ange est saigné sous mes doigts extasiés.
(Poème écrit d’une traite à la lecture des créations de compatriotes ou de francophones. Ca ne dit absolument rien de moi et de mon caractère. J’ai suivi l’état d’esprit du site, et peut-être aussi de la page. J’espère que c’est la dernière fois que je m’y aventure)
Ps : Allez, continues à résister de dire ce que tu penses de cette page! Reste fort, ma poule!
I woke up. Had a few dreams. Slept for about 10 hours. Feeling very happy now. You faggots can’t relate. BTW I’m not trans and I’m not transphobic but I don’t really understand trans people. You faggots are all retarded gay cocksuckers. (Especially Old Mother Hubbard and Cole)
You’re all obsessed with me. If you don’t reply you’re still a fucking dumbass but if you do reply to this suck my imaginary 10 inch.
“Sprinkles are my
signature yo!” Should I get pink streaks in my hair? I want everything to be pink. On “My Crazy Obsession” there’s a lady I relate to. She has EVERYTHING in pink!
I SUCK SEVERAL MEN HORSES EJACULATING INSIDE MY MOUTH IM A PISS SWALLOWER I BROKE THE WORLD RECORD FOR SWALLOWING DICK GANGBANG SEVERAL MEN PISSING ON ME GANGBANG SEVERAL MEN EATING MY ASS I GIVE MY ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET I GIVE MY ASS IN THE BUSHES I GIVE MY ASS TO SEVERAL MEN IN THE BUSHES I DRINK 4 LITERS OF SEMEN 2 LITERS FROM MEN AND 2 LITERS FROM HORSES I WANT TO EAT SHIT STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE I WISH TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH VARIOUS MEN AND HORSES I SWALLOW PISS AND SPERM I GIVE A LOT OF ASS I WEAR VERY SHORT SKIRTS SUCKING HORSES AND SWALLOWING SPERM I REALLY WANT TO SUCK A HORSES PENIS IN THE BUSHES OR IN THE STABLE I WANT TO SWALLOW HORSE SPERM I ALSO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH TWO LINES OF MEN ONE LINE OF MEN EATING MY ASS AND ANOTHER LINE OF MEN PUTTING THEIR PENISES IN MY MOUTH AND CUMMING ALTERNATING WHOEVER WAS IN THE LINE EATING MY ASS THEN JOINING THE OTHER LINE TO CUM IN MY MOUTH AND VICE VERSA
In these trying times, when we have to deal with the return of little crying jerkoffs trying to hide their identity, it helps to remember and repeat the Serenity Prayer as often as needed.
“Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time, enjoying one moment at a time. Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace.”
Stay strong fellow EUM patrons. We have to show greater resolve than whatever it calls itself (Meow/4’10brunette/Sweet) on any given day. If you ever waiver in this battle, take a short break; this thing is an attention whore junkie – ignoring it is anathema to its presence here.
I’m pretty sure it’s a ⚧️♿️, but nonetheless, tranny retards can still be persistent annoying gnats.
God speed! Bless you my children.
i prefer to live my life as a voyeur, i can place myself in the shoes of people i see and create a scrapbook version of myself, add pieces i like and throw away the ones i dont
I went out and lay my head on the highway.
Waiting for a truck to roll by and flatten my head.
I feel much better now.
Thinking in 2D, while waking in a 3D world.
The Creative Writing Page – A real home for real retards.
I still can’t sleep……….
“Real eyes realise real lies.”
This was a great idea.
I accidentally punched myself…
sweet what luxurious clothes do you have
Those who negate sexuality can now justifiably point to it as something brutal and dirty. That this dirty sexuality is not natural sexuality but merely patriarchal sexuality is simply overlooked.
With the shifting of the valuation and the abolition of the institutions that previously protected and sanctioned it in a matriarchal society, sexuality becomes involved in a conflict with official morality and is forced to lead a clandestine existence. The change in the social attitude towards sexual intercourse also effects a change in the inner experience of sexuality. The conflict that is now created between the natural and ‘sublime morality’ disturbs the individual’s ability to gratify his needs. The feeling of guilt now associated with sexuality cleaves the natural, orgastic course of sexual coalescence and produces a damming up of sexual energy, which later breaks out in various ways. Neuroses, sexual aberrations and antisocial sexuality become permanent social phenomena. Childhood and adolescent sexuality, which were given a positive value in the original matriarchal work-democracy, fall prey to systematic suppression, which differs only in form. As time goes on, this sexuality, which is so distorted, disturbed, brutalized and prostituted, advocates the very ideology to which it owes its origin.
-Wilhelm Reich, Mass psychology of fascism
Guys I fw the first Faces of Death, Banned From Television and Banned! in America, what should I watch next? I’m a little bitch and can’t handle Traces of Death (even though I have the DVD boxset) so I need to know what I can watch that’s similar to the ones I’ve seen.