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Directed by: Kevin Smith
Starring: Justin Long (Wallace Bryton), Michael Parks (Howard Howe), Johnny Depp (Guy LaPointe), Genesis Rodriguez (Ally), Haley Joel Osment (Teddy Craft)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:44:53
Plot – Spoilers:
Wallace and Teddy host a podcast where they often comment on ridiculous internet videos while trying to be as outrageous as possible. One such video of a man accidentally cutting off his leg while trying to be the Star Wars Kid holds their current interest and Wallace decides to travel to Canada to interview him. But when he gets there, he finds the guy has killed himself. Since Wallace holds Canada mostly in contempt, he feels he’s wasted his time coming over and so perhaps in desperation, he convinces himself that a handwritten note he sees in the bathroom of a local bar will make for a banger of a podcast. The note offers free lodging along with intriguing stories from a life well-lived.
Wallace is set up as an annoying man just so you can chuckle at his fate when he gets to the remote mansion. His name also portends his fate because Wallace sounds like walrus and the owner of the mansion has a peculiar interest and story involving a walrus.
Genres: Body Modification, Captivity, Serial Killer, Gruesome
funny fucking movie mc deserved everything and honestly i just felt bad for the actual walrus,
Traumatising. Here’s my thoughts. It’s DEEP. No matter how many horror movies you’ve seen, it’s safe to say you’ve never seen one quite like the super-freaky “Tusk.” In the hands of iconoclastic writer-director Kevin Smith, that’s not necessarily a good thing. Although the film may echo bits from such exponentially better shockers as “An American Werewolf in London,” “Silence of the Lambs,” “Misery” and others, this tonal mishmash is a misfire of literally gross proportions. If you’re going to make an involving movie about a madman who surgically turns humans into walruses (yes, you read that right), you’d best whip up a sympathetic hero, credible puzzle pieces and propulsive tension to help sell such an off-putting, outlandish setup. Instead, in telling this bizarro story of Wallace (Justin Long), a brash podcaster who goes to interview an old seafarer (Michael Parks) up in Manitoba only to discover the guy’s a serial killer with an unthinkable predilection, Smith too often kneecaps the picture’s would be terror and urgency. His weapons of choice: an excess of flashbacks, scattershot humor and lengthy bits that evoke TV skits more than organic film scenes. Crass, self-reverential comedy is hardly new to the Smith oeuvre (“Clerks,” “Dogma,” “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”), but it proves especially misguided here. For example: All the “Not-See Party” (the name of the film’s podcast) versus “Nazi Party” riffing is not funny. At all. And what’s with all the hoary Canadian jabs? Is there an iota of comedy left to be… Read more »
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noinch noinch noinch.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noinch noinch noinch.
Shmokin’ weed, shmokin’ weed.
Doin’ coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers, beers!
Rollin’ fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smokes the blunts.
Rollin’ blunts and smokin them
Imagine ejaculating in the mouth or bowels of that little convenience store clerk . . . What a luxury.
Strange black comedy/body modification horror film with the emphasis on comedy and a kind of “Fargo” (1996) type humor sensibility to it. At one point it seemed like it was going to get serious after Howard Howe drugs Wallace but then we meet Guy LaPointe (Johnny Deep), who’s diner scene goes on way too long. Anywho, I’ll give it just a cunt hair over 2 and a half stars. It’s fucking weird for sure.
I hope that old fuckass man die in a horrible way
The fact that lily-Rose-Depp acted as the like cashier at 22:27 lol
the gore for the scene were the kill bill kid cuts his leg off looks so fake ngl. the movie was ass anyways, didn’t get a reaction from me, at least i can say iv watched it
lowkey great movie, DUDE. why didnt they just take the stuff off him.
kevin smith i hope you DIE
It was kind of ass but still got a chuckle out of me
reminds me of “the human centipede” with a twist of comedy
Love this movie, it’s one of my favorites, 100% recommended.
My absolute favorite movie. Gosh this movie will always get a chuckle out of me every damn time. Love it.
Not bad
I’ve been wanting to see this for a while, I really like the story. I would combine this with alien candy from the haunting hour to make it more of a weird walrus love movie that ends in cannibalism or smth
MR TUSKKKK
This is the silliest damn movie I’ve ever seen.
I need wallace lowkey
Love this movie. Not many movies makes me feel or react anymore, but first time watching, this gave me anixety. Its so disturbing, his situation, damn. Thanks for upload.
why they keep him alive?, he’s suffering
I LOVE YOU WALLACE!!!!!! <333
Well that was shit.. ._.
Maybe I’m just being mean, but holy shit the walrus costume was so stupid looking. I get it’s supposed to look a little goofy, since it’s (“spoiler”) human skin, …and also homemade, but it just SUUUUUUUCKS like holy shit
This just proves Justin Long will literally do anything for work haha. What a crazy ending too. Haven’t seen anything quite that disturbing in a while. Weird watch. But that’s why I’m here.
dude im a gorehound and this shit freaks me out. i gotta watch some wholesome shit. like mdpope after this
man i love this movie. true classic, seen it more times than i can count. the walrus suit still freaks me out lol 😀
The Guy Lapoint guy was funny but the walrus plot didn’t really interest me. Definitely an effed up film.
It was a fun!:)
I was waiting for this movie! Even though I’ve seen it thousands of times, I was wondering when it would get here
tbh i didnt find it that disturbing.. more sad than disturbing. but it was actually surprisingly good in terms of quality and comedy
Ally deserved so much better fr fr
I watched this movie as it was on the Disturbing iceberg, but I found it more sad and bleak than anything else.
Thank you admins for putting this movie on the site. Love this movie.
what if instead of walrus justin long became a real human being
“We’d like to believe that anyone who visits this site is likely not a snowflake and is ok with vile, mean, outrageous and racist remarks whether or not they agree with them.”
– From EUM’s About Page.
Of late, a few people seem to have forgotten one simple fact. Every single visitor here came because they were looking for something outrageous or effed up. There is a reason we have ZERO social media presence. We didn’t promote this site anywhere. If you found it, it’s because a part of you likes the disturbing. And good for you. You are probably wiser about the world than others.
So please keep this in mind, whenever you’re feeling outraged by something you saw or read here.
P.S. Gonna update the About section with this little bit lol
Dear Admin(s),
I just watched the Polish film Corpus Christi (2019) by Jan Kosama, an absolute masterpiece, which very few Anericans will have seen.
The movie makes clear how small-town lack-of-education creates fear of the unknown, to cling to old-fashioned stupid thins they think they know. And above you begin to understand the link between religion and fascism. Not a film for your site.
Which brings me to a few questions, and I hope you will have the decency to answer it. In the beginning this site was great, because it brought films that were on these lists of films banned in the UK: films with too much violence and nudity (none of which would shock many nowadays). But now this site seems to have become a vehicle for neo-nazis and other modern-day fascists, who pretend excerpts from stuff that the fascist Adolf Hitler (Donald Trump is a fan!) wrote. My question is: do you sympathize with fascist and racist ideas? Is this why you allow nazi-ideas to be presented on this site? This junk could be easily dismissed on the ground that the reaction has nothing to with the film, but apparently you believe that ‘freedom of speech’ means one can encourage admiration of mass murderers. Why do you let this happen? I am very grateful to you for having put up this site, but you are on your way of ruining it.
I know it has not been 24 hours but I’m basing it from when I get up for the day. My timezone is GMT. On work days ill be up at 7 AM, weekends maybe 1 PM. My poems are for my friend and should only be viewed by my friend fred, here is my second poem that I spoke of, next poem ill change the style.
In a world of shadows, where madness brews,
Lives Fred, the hero with a heart that pursues.
Through twisted plots and scenes so grim,
He dances on edges, his courage won’t dim.
With a laugh that echoes in halls of despair,
He faces the monsters, unflinching, laid bare.
In effed up movies, where chaos reigns,
Fred finds the light in the darkest of pains.
From haunted houses to bizarre surprise,
He navigates nightmares with glinting eyes.
A heart of gold wrapped in layers of strife,
In the realm of the absurd, he’s the pulse of life.
So here’s to Fred, in his wild, wacky fate,
A beacon of laughter, a twist of fate.
In every odd corner of cinematic dreams,
He shines through the chaos, bursting at the seams.
Good movie, I love a good comedy horror film…. Dep was a hoot. He’s on again for a short take after the credits roll. Thanks Again EU, you rock
Wow, what an interesting movie. Obviously it’s all ironic and meaningless, but it’s actually got some fascinating writing. I’m pretty sure this film is just a huge elaborate troll that’s designed to be impossible for anyone to really “enjoy” – the long CSA speech from Howard is far too bleak for this to be a “so bad it’s good” film, and the long crying monologue from Ally is far too boring for edgelords. Anyway, it made me sort of think a little bit about the parts of the bodymod captivity genre that I hadn’t really considered before – particularly the mental degradation aspect of these films. If you see Under the Skin, or the Fly, you can totally see the protagonist change as a person across the film, through the form of verbal monologues. Even Human Centipede has a weirdly good scene, in terms of the characters finding the “feeding” easier and easier as the film progresses. Tusk totally fails in that regard though, the main guy goes from a semi normal guy to a grunting maniac in a rather sudden way, as his actual degradation is impossible to register, as his entire performance in the film is just grunting and vocalisation. The film also has a B-plot, which is a total no-go in captivity films in my opinion, although I suppose criticising Tusk for something relatively small like that is totally absurd given how delibarately dogshit the film is. Michael Parks is also insanely good in this film, he… Read more »
we should torture Justin Long like this more. love him
i am th walrus goo goo gojoob
Fun fact: the girls at the store are played by Johnny Depp and Kevin Smiths daughters
I wanna see death, corpses, rape etc
To film o premierze Polski?
“Today, they say that Christianity is in danger, that the Catholic faith is threatened. My reply to them is: for the time being, Christians and not international atheists are now standing at Germany’s fore.
I am not merely talking about Christianity; I confess that I will never ally myself with the parties which aim to destroy Christianity. Fourteen years they have gone arm in arm with atheism. At no time was greater damage ever done to Christianity than in those years when the Christian parties ruled side by side with those who denied the very existence of God.
Germany’s entire cultural life was shattered and contaminated in this period. It shall be our task to burn out these manifestations of degeneracy in literature, theater, schools, and the press-that is, in our entire culture-and to eliminate the poison which has been permeating every facet of our lives for these past fourteen years.”
– Adolf Hitler Addressing Victims of War in the Reich Chancellory
February 15th 1933