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Directed by: Shane Mather
Starring: Peter Rands (Oppenheimer), Shane Mather (Loin Tender), Fantasy (Dean Mather), Paul Stone (Fontaine), Derrick Mighall (Mcqueen), Ivan Brady (Bobby)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Movies
Language: English
Runtime: 01:50:51
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Sexual-Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Violence Against-Relationships with Animals, Gay-CrossDressing, Torture, Nazis, Cult, Racism, Pissing scene, Puking scene, Cannibalism scenes, Misc Paraphilias (Tampon)
Plot – Spoilers:
This is the director’s cut, shorter than the original version, with some scenes filmed differently to be more violent.
A Jewish dealer of antiques finds a spear in Austria that was used by Hitler and sells it to the leader of a cult. It gets stolen but is retrieved and hidden away in a wax store. An old Nazi who lovingly caresses Hitler photos when alone at home is also after the spear, for it is no ordinary one and capable of fulfilling any deviance when in the right hands. The Nazi gentleman’s main guy is a cat rapist who also likes to sample the innards of those he executes. When the pair are off their spear quest, they indulge in electrogroupsex.
The practical gore and violence that is aplenty, the amateur actors with hilarious expressions that are often on point, trashy dialogues and songs crafted to outrage the politically correct in ’00s UK, all make for an extremely entertaining watch.
Personally, I didn’t like the film at all, so I give it 1 star out of 5
You never know what type of film you might see on EUM. This one is great! I laughed most of the way through it. I loved the soundtrack. 4 stars.
Atheism doesn’t bring me comfort, it doesn’t bring me pain. It doesn’t promise what it can’t, namely; life after the death of my brain. It doesn’t tell me what is right or wrong, or how to live my life, It doesn’t tell people they can’t have love if it’s not a certain type. It doesn’t threaten me with eternal pain, or tempt me with eternal bliss, It doesn’t take away all the things I would most miss. It doesn’t create me sick and then command that I be well, And if I don’t get better, it won’t send me to hell. It doesn’t bear the message: Worship me or burn, and it doesn’t take away ten percent of what I earn. It doesn’t tell me I’m born in debt of a crime I didn’t commit, and it doesn’t tell me I must pray, worship, sacrifice or submit. It doesn’t claim to suspend the laws, or do what can’t be done, It doesn’t claim to just ‘know’ how life or the Universe begun. It doesn’t tell me I’m inferior to men, or gods or priests. It doesn’t toy with the feelings of those who were once loved by the deceased. It doesn’t indoctrinate the young with beliefs held by authorities, and it doesn’t have ‘cover up rape and abuse’ as one of it’s priorities. It doesn’t discourage condoms, and thus promote disease, It doesn’t tell me to beg and grovel on my knees. Atheism isn’t often offended when someone tells a… Read more »
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geez this is miserable to get through. complete waste of time to watch with little redeeming aspects besides the practical effects and funny writing
Yeah, humping an actual cat for a scene… If you want to make a scene for a joke, sure, but if you have to actually do the thing to get the scene, then you got yourself a Cuties Netflix situation going on. Tapping out on this one, not a big fan of softcore beastiality tbh.
Ummmm
I guess you’d call this good clean fun.. very very tacky… very cheap BUT hilarious and funny as F.
Worth a punt
Yummy lemme have a taste
i prefer infanticide
That nazi dipshit Oppenheimer, who’s after the spear resembles a lot like Karel Dillen, founder of the flemish far right wing party Vlaams Blok. Must be a coincidense I suppose.
Worst movie I’ve seen in years, gosh, so bad
Shitler ..bad film ,if you can make it through this one your tolerance is high !
Whatever happened to that Hitler loving cunt? This seem right up his area of expertise. Seems like that discordant twat would cum in his lederhosen knowing that his off pudding quotes had such enormous success. Probably on staff here now considering the direction this site has taken.
As for the movie: The gross Brit bitch had a nice cootchie till it got fucked by a bottle. Otherwise there isn’t anything worth mentioning in this obvious Jew propaganda ditty.
I have a sweet little boy called Fanta who I have on the side. Sometimes I fantasize about him whenever I’m away.
No giving a fuck if the cat was real or not… I’m a cat lover. I was just clicking on the time bar in hope to come across some nudity, not in order to come across someone fucking, killing and eating a feline. Enjoy yourselves, fellow weirdos whose fetish meets the content of this movie. That won’t be me.
Thanks anyway for my help….
Fanta (/ˈfæntə/) is an American-owned brand of fruit-flavored carbonated soft drinks created by Coca-Cola Deutschland under the leadership of German businessman Max Keith. There are over 200 flavors worldwide. Fanta originated in Germany as a Coca-Cola alternative in 1941 due to the American trade embargo of Nazi Germany which affected the availability of Coca-Cola ingredients. Fanta soon dominated the German market with three million cases sold in 1943. The current formulation of Fanta, with orange flavor, was developed in Italy in 1955.
They spelled government wrong
Thanks EUM, legends. Have been waiting for a long time to see the uncut version. Dont know how you sourced this but so glad you did. Its one of my all time favorites since Eliot Spencer recommended it a few years back here on this site (whatever happened to him?) Some might hate this film and some may love it but it belongs here. Cheers.
I dont have a penis but I’m first