Gateway Meat (2008)
AKA: –
Directed by: Ron DeCaro
Starring: Ron DeCaro (Markus), Sophia Flynn (Sophia), Turibia Fradoca (Lizzy), D Whitney (Roland)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English
Runtime: 01:09:32
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Drug Use, Killers, Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Satanists-Occult, Necro themes
Plot – Spoilers:
Against images of gore, The Gateway Meat starts with a misspelling of the word, ‘coastal’, which in a way lets us know where the filmmakers priorities really lie.
An old man has just died and his son feels the pressure to live up to his deeds. Which are mostly gruesomely murdering people and opening a portal into hell or somewhere. His whole family are also satanists, though there really isn’t much about that or the occult for that matter, apart from Jesus jokes, a pentagram and a few defiled pictures.
The Gateway Meat is a b-movie with nice practical gore. But what separates it from most of the rest is the inclusion of a really small girl into the splatter (director Ron DeCaro’s irl daughter). After a trip to the park that attempts to paint the family as some George Bush-loving, regular American folk, the girl walks into a bathroom littered with corpses and proceeds to snarl, Fuck you bitch, before tasting some of the blood-splattered wall. And the movie takes off from there.
genuinely one of the worst movies i have ever seen. the gore was pretty impressive, but definitely not worth sitting through the rest of the film for. don’t waste your time on this shit if you have anything better to do.
JESUS LOVES YOU GUYS DONT FORGET THAT!!!
fuck off
Esse filme não é tudo que diz que ser só uma copia de esses filmes genérico de assassinos em série tipo August e guinea pig .
Hmm
Well that was thoroughly enjoyable
Kinda AUnderground in spirit but waaaaayy bloodier.. in fact the effects where prob the best seen in a srt film since say serialkilller666 which disturbed me to say the least
Also.. a moot point nice to see some proper comments from actual film fans here for a change.
Cheers friends at EUM
Chopper
I agree with Berkowiitz, this one’s really effed up, despite – or thanks to – his defaults. By the way, where is the random button, I love this one !
pleased
to meat you
Jon W has put a call out for help to re-sync subs for a film called Seytan, 1974. An Italian remake of Exorcist. Its a laborious job in reality but the film might be fun.
Here is “Seytan” (1974) with English subtitles – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FsHuxGXZ6o
Sure the acting is woeful as fuck WHO CARES the gore & sick shit is worth the price of admission alone, & its very realistic & brutal for such a low budget movie, The brutality, Sickness & kills are savage as fuck, if you can ignore the less than oscar worthy performances acting wise & you dig blood & brutality, Personally i thought it was geat, Think of if the added a narrative or plot to august underground with more & better gore FX & you’ll have it. A Welcome return to form after the discussion on the last film EUM, Its definitely Effed up & one for the gorehounds.
Yeah, agree 100%. I first saw it on YT with some censored scenes, so its good to see it here uncut. If you are into blood and guts, check out a film called ”Fantacide”, which is also on YT but severely cut. It would make a great addition here (not a request, just a thought). Thx EUM for not forgetting us, the gore lovers.
“Fantacide?” Awesome thats added to list, Thanks man, i ordered Gateway meat on line a few months back, except it came with 2 more short films “Razor blades” & i can’t think of the other, But all 3 we’re released under the title of “The Brightside Trilogy” so having “Gateway” with those extras is pretty cool, Besides the release of Gatewaymeat with the cover art shown above was asking some fucking ridiculous prices on Ebay, I guess cos it was OOP & sought after, But there’s copies of the brightside trilogy floating around for reasonable prices even though it is also OOP, Thanks for the tip on “Fantacide” sounds like my kinda movie.
Didnt know Gateway Meat was part of a trilogy. Thx, I will check that out. Fantacide uncut is not easy to find and may be costly so good luck trying to find a copy. Zed.
Hard to find usually makes the discovery more enjoyable, Thanks man.
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No one cares ya jackoff
except u mong – thats why u commented
please stop using my name george cloney
u r not me
we should all fight to death
take your meds schizo
Stop stealing neighbourhood cats for your fucked up recipes you dirty yellow slant eyed cunt.
Fuck off you dork.