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AKA: De Grønne Slagtere
Directed by: Anders Thomas Jensen
Starring: Mads Mikkelsen (Svend), Nikolaj Lie Kaas (Bjarne/Eigil), Line Kruse (Astrid), Bodil Jørgensen (Tina), Ole Thestrup (Holger), Nicolas Bro (House Hans), Aksel Erhadtsen (Reverend), Lily Weiding (Nurse)
Country: Denmark; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: Danish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Scandinavian Films
Runtime: 01:40:02
Plot – Spoilers:
Svend and Bjarne are friends working at a sausage shop where the owner holds them in contempt. Svend is always nervous and sweaty and claims a traumatic childhood that may be mostly imagined. Bjarne has low tolerance for things that don’t interest him. He also has a twin lying in a vegetative state that he tries to avoid acknowledging. The friends decide to start their own shop, but Svend’s girlfriend who’s grown tired of his stickler nature dumps him after opening day, when not a single customer turns up. Following an incident at the shop, the duo go down a path that makes their shop famous, but leaves them needing a constant stream of human flesh.
Genres: Killer, Implied Cannibalism, Gruesome, Siblings, Mentally disabled character
pretty good movie
im sad .i just found out the bitch i raped got an abortion.she doesnt care about MY feelings
my best xmas ever was the year i got the hammer that my dad used to kill my dog with.
such a good comedy, theres no way he kept the girl at the end tho…
Good film. 🙂
Pretty good movie! Ending was something you wouldn’t expect, if it was the usual one they would been caught, arrested or even killed for it usually by ‘taste of your own medicine’, but this ending’s better imo, just for the ‘novelty’ sake too. 😀
7.5/10
happy 2026 thx admin
Fantastic film! Highly recommend all the comedies by this trio.
How about some new movies? It’s getting stale here
Im going out for a date with a handsome rugged DILF tomorrow. He is 10 years older than me but I dont mind since I have daddy issues anyway. Wish me luck guys.
svend is kind of sexy
This page is full of egdelords now tf
My pussy hurts
I’ve been looking for this film for years, couldn’t remember the title. So glad I found it here. Great film. Thanks.
Great film. Thanks for posting.
another mads flick let’s fucking go best new year’s gift thank you admins
happy new year gang and admin.an interesting film.worth watching.i was shocked that the 2 weirdos were not caught in the end.
Here is a list of a bunch of movies I like that I think are pretty fucked up that are not on EUM (yet): 1. Sleepers (1996) Rumor has it that this will be on EUM this month. 2. Angel Heart (1987) Rumor has it that this will be on EUM this month. 3. What Happened To Monday (2017) Noomi Rapace is brilliant in this one. 4. Revolution #9 (2001) 5. Spider (2002) 6. To Kill A Clown (1972) 7. The Moor’s Head (1995) 8. Bent (1997) 9. Melancholia (2011) 10. Love (2011) There are several films called “Love.” The one I am talking about is about an astronaut who is stuck in space alone when World War 3 breaks out. 11. Morphine (2008) Russian film. Really good. 12. Cruising (1980) 13. Queen Of Hearts (2019) 14. Nico, 1988 (2017) 15. The Hill (1965) 16. Clean Shaven (1993) 17. XX (2017) 4 horror shorts. The 1st one called “The Box” is the best. 18. The Shining (1980) 19. Room 237 (2012) 20. Fateless (2005) 21. Limitless (2011) 22. The Impossible (2012) 23. The Grey (2011) 24. Prometheus (2012) 25. Alien (1979) Aliens (1986) Alien 3 (1992) Alien Resurrection (1997) 26. The Glass House (1972) 27. 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance (1991) 28. The Lighthouse (2019) 29. The Lighthouse (2016) I like this one better but they are both good. 30. Contagion (2011) 31. A Perfect Murder (1998) 32. Margin Call (2011) 33. Moon (2009) 34. Resurrection (2022) 35.… Read more »
All good looking people should be fucking killed every single good looking person on instagram needs to be erased from the face of this earth the world belongs to ugly and retarded people
Good shit EUM. I knew it was a matter of time before another Anders Thomas Jensen flick made its way here. The Danish make some solid effed up movies. Happy New Year, ya bunch of freaks. Gooble Gobble
Happy New Year to everyone, including faggots, maggots, pedos, deros, cheaters and cock eaters. All are equal here. Let’s hope this year admin brings us better films that are actually effed up rather than wishy washy telemovies.
Full disclosure: I’m not a big fan of comedy movies. There are some really good comedy movies on here, like “Freeway” (1996) with Reece Witherspoon, but I don’t come to effed up movies for comic relief. In all seriousness I think there should be a few categories added to the “Genres” section like “Comedy,” “Romance” and “TV Movies.” After all, there is a category entitled “Nunsploitation” that has just one movie listed in it. The other potential genres sections that I mentioned would have at least 10 movies listed in each.
Anywho, “The Green Butchers” is a good film and it is pretty funny. The story by the ex-boss about how he met Bjarne was a knee-slapper. One of the ex-boss’s best jokes is at around 1:00:10. I’m going to go straight up the middle with this one and give it just a cunt hair over 2 and a half stars.
Boring but it had me fantasizing that I could run a butchershop selling parts of little boys after I’m personally done with them. 2/10.