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AKA: Nu Ji Xie Ren
Directed by: Jamie Luk
Starring: Chikako Aoyama (Selina), Amy Yip (Ann), Hui Hsiao-dan (Dr. Sara), Billy Chow (Ryuichi Sakamoto’s cyborg), David Wu (Chou)
Country: Honk Kong; Effed Up Asian Cinema
Language: Cantonese; Effed Up Hong Kong-Chinese-Taiwanese Movies
Runtime: 01:38:02
Genres: Sci-Fi, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Prostitution angle, Cops
Plot – Spoilers:
Things go wrong at a robot convention, but a female robot saves the day when she pulverizes the American robot for sporting the worst hairstyle amongst them. The whole purpose behind the convention it turns out was to win a deal with some oil tycoon, but then the tycoon’s son is kidnapped by a trashy terminator who’s a cyborg with the mind of a mad scientist seeking vengeance against the tycoon. This terminator has an insatiable appetite for sex and so ends up raping the women he picks up when they tire of his epic fuck sessions. A cop is meanwhile shot by the terminator and her mind transferred to a robot – so you now have two female cyborgs and their scientist trying to get to the terminator before he fucks more women. This is basically trash with a decent budget, but strangely enjoyable.
I figured that this film would go one of two ways when I saw the title. I’ve seen many episodes of “The Twilight Zone” and “The Outer Limits” that feature stories about robots malfunctioning with a serious tone to them and they are quite good. This one took the goofy, corny comedy route and is basically a waste of an hour and 40 minutes. I hate stupid shit like this. 2 stars.
Okay but the pseudo-Riz Ortolani soundtrack tho…
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while
this like a horny japanese version of inspector gadget
so very nice and soft robotrix teach me to make deep resonating love… xoxokiss
Guess it’s an alternative to endlessly searching through the ocean of Asian porn in the hope that eventually you might hit on the rare, uncensored juicy China pearl pussy oyster!
HOW was this not an international hit? I laughed, I cried, I fapped…. twice.
While it’s a bit lean with the gore, the barrage of boobage makes up for it. It’s a humorous nonsensical action-packed tiddy-filled load of CATIII silliness and I enjoyed it.
take a pinch of humour, a helping of titillation, a good dose of action , place in a pan of gore and simmer for 98 minutes
An easy to watch film, especially if you have a hangover like I had!. Simple plot, lots of hot asian woman including Amy Yip who has a great set of boobs as does the lead acress. What more can you ask for. 3/5 robot prostitutes
Adolf Hitler rejects Folkish Paganism & defends Christian Culture
“It was not without good reason that we laid down a clearly defined program for the new movement that excluded the word ‘folkish.’ The concept underlying this term cannot serve as the basis of a movement, because it’s too vague and general in its application. Because this concept is so indefinite from a practical viewpoint, it gives rise to various interpretations and thus people can more easily invoke its authority. The insertion of such a vague and ill-defined concept into a political movement tends to break up the disciplined solidarity of the fighting forces, because it allows each individual to define his own concept of faith and will. It’s disgraceful to see the kind of people who run around nowadays with the word ‘folkish’ on their caps, and how they have their own interpretation of this concept”.
Mein Kampf
Some films I would suggest adding:
Blue Jean Monster
Bullet in the Head
The Big Heat
Run and Kill
Red to Kill
Women on the Run
Fatal Vacation
A Day without Policemen
The Killer
The Tragic Fantasy: The Tiger of Wanchai
Riki Oh: The Story of Ricky
Definitely would like to see more Hong Kong Category III movies, please!!!!
this is just a rehash of robocock
Tits were just fab, Asians have best boobs but can all look same, haha luv u long time….
What an absolutely fucking bonkers movie lmfao
asian stuff – good stuff i like it
thx
Robotrix is a heartwarming 1998 British TV film based on Michelle Magorian’s novel of the same name. Set during World War II, the story follows young Willie Beech, a shy and abused boy evacuated from London to the English countryside to escape the Blitz. He is placed in the care of Tom Oakley, a reclusive and gruff widower with a kind heart.
Initially wary of each other, the two form an unlikely bond. Tom provides Willie with the nurturing and stability he’s never known, while Willie brings new purpose and warmth to Tom’s life. As Willie thrives in the countryside, he learns to overcome his past traumas, makes friends, and discovers his talents, particularly in art.
However, their newfound happiness is threatened when Willie is abruptly summoned back to London by his abusive mother. Tom, sensing something is wrong, embarks on a daring journey to rescue Willie and bring him back to safety.
The film explores themes of love, resilience, and the healing power of compassion, set against the backdrop of wartime England. Robotrix is both a poignant and uplifting tale about the transformative power of human connection.