13 Tzameti (2005)

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Directed by: Gela Babluani
Starring: George Babluani (Sebastien), Olga Legrand (Mrs. Godon), Philippe Passon (Godon), Aurelien Recoing (No. 6), Pascal Bongard (Host)
Country: France
Language: French, Georgian (English Subtitles)
Runtime: 01:33:10
Genres: Psychological Thrillers

Plot – Spoilers:
Every job counts for a Georgian-French worker Sebastien whose miserable family depends on him and his hardworking, lame, elder brother. So when he gets an offer to repair the roof of a junkie, he’s as enthusiastic about it as his troubles allow him to be.

While working on the roof, he overhears the junkie vaguely talking about a high-paying opportunity that has come his way. The junkie dies shortly after and Sebastien chances upon an envelope containing a train ticket and hotel booking that point to the mystery job. When Sebastien is curtly informed that he won’t be getting paid for his work, he assumes the junkie’s identity and decides to take his chances going for the mystery job. However, on reaching the destination, he senses danger lurking of a type beyond his wildest expectations. But by then, it’s too late to turn around.

Pure dread. If that’s what you crave, 13 Tzameti is for you.

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bigdick
bigdick
April 29, 2026 3:22 am

damn he really had the worst day of his life and died. 5 stars.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
January 18, 2026 11:46 pm

Trying to find a good movie on EUM can be hit or miss. It’s a gamble, like you’re playing Russian Roulette. But “13 Tzameti” is a sure bet. 5 stars. It’s a blast!

deeznutsinyomouth
deeznutsinyomouth
August 22, 2025 4:36 pm

georgia mentioned raaaahhh #proudgeorgian

fear
fear
February 19, 2025 8:09 pm

fun movie

Kz
Kz
December 28, 2024 4:55 am

Tense movie without actually showing anything too graphic. Like deer hunter is more graphic than this. What makes this unsettling I think is how black and white is used for this movie and the lighting. I thought it would was leaning towards a somewhat happy ending but yeah, expectations subverted. I dunno who that guy was at the end but I’m guessing he worked for the rich fucks and they found out about him talking to the cops somehow.

S
S
October 26, 2024 11:51 pm

I have seen better and I have seen worse. 6/10

Rickradchak
Rickradchak
October 3, 2024 3:56 am

Saw this in Theatres in DC when it came out. Was unbelievably tense then, and still is now. Love this film.

anonymouse
anonymouse
August 25, 2024 5:27 pm

😐

not bad, but took to long for something to actually happen.

Delphic
Delphic
July 27, 2024 11:10 pm

This was good, not gorey if that’s what you’re looking for but the story was great and the production was done very well. In the comments below an individual mentions the tension and it is undoubtedly tense. Would for sure watch again.

FuzeTea
FuzeTea
March 21, 2024 9:48 pm

the tension
THE TENSION!!

Jim film letterboxd
Jim film letterboxd
December 31, 2023 8:32 am

Not really that fucked but enjoyable

Icemantis13
Icemantis13
August 27, 2021 12:01 am

Very cool and noire! I loved the music in this! Lovely little movie.

ScarletRain
ScarletRain
August 25, 2021 7:35 pm

Good movie for what the subject matter involves. Nice timepasser.

Fabian
Fabian
September 20, 2020 11:33 pm

This is a great film… definitely a must see if you are a fan of independent cinema and love thrillers and suspense. Indeed it’s predictable but the plot and background of the script grant enough tension throughout the film. If you’re a person who enjoy the NORTH american remakes (America is a continent …not a single country) this is not even the right website for you.

The Pablo
The Pablo
August 6, 2020 7:23 pm

Elliot Spencer, maybe you are just burned out on French films. I think this film is definitely worth the watch and I like the music that goes with it. Thanks for uploading Admin!

David Taylor
David Taylor
August 1, 2020 2:05 pm

Elliot Spencer why bother. You pbviuosly know more about movies than anybody else then go on to explain why. If thats not pretentious, well bite me! Take no notice of his review. Its a very watchable, low budget movie that delivers. Trust me the U.S. remake will be shit!

Mr Biggles
Mr Biggles
July 7, 2020 12:03 pm

Admin Gods have delivered once again! I watched this little gem of a movie years back pre streaming days on world movies by accident and have always wanted to rewatch it. Merci

Heidi Attwood
Heidi Attwood
May 30, 2020 10:09 am

Good movie, but very sad. Thanks for posting.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
May 30, 2020 6:51 am

Thanks for the new movie, admins! Art for the sake of art OR Why is every French film pretentious af? So, I saw this film was just posted on here, my favorite site, so knowing nothing/ having read nothing about it, when I started it I was immensely worried & excited. Excited because I adore anything filmed in b&w, yet worried because it is French. I find most French movies very overrated n pretentious. For every excellent french epic, like City of Lost Children, there’s 10 overrated pieces of shit, like La Haine, as far as their ‘art’ films go. Art for the sake of art is the most passé film style, yet the French just cannot get enough of it. Then sheeple scream their silver coin words like ‘avant-garde’ and ‘cinéma vérité’ when in actuality they don’t know what the fuck either are, and most often the film is neither anyway. Same w this film. Horrible plot that could’ve been a 20min short film, if that, and predictable all the way thru. Horrendous acting, or lack thereof, w the only good actor being the junkie dude that overdosed. Seemed like most of the actors were reading off que cards, or hated their lives/ the film. OUR MAIN PROTAGONIST WAS ABOUT AS DEEP AS A PUDDLE OF WATER, TO THE POINT WHERE I WANTED HIM TO DIE. But w the predictable plot, u knew he wouldn’t die till the ol roulette was finished n he got merk’d by Mr vengeful… Read more »