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AKA: Screams of Blasphemy
Directed by: Shozin Fukui
Starring: Haji Suzuki (Pinocchio 964), Onn-chan (Himiko)
Country: Japan, Asian Cinema
Language: Japanese (English subtitles)
Runtime: 01:37:04
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Bizarre-Surreal, Body Modification, Puking
Plot – Spoilers:
A secretive Japanese company churns out cyborg sex dolls with their memories erased. One of these, Pinocchio 964 is dumped by a client for his inability to get hard.
Pinocchio stumbles through the streets before being picked up by a young girl Himiko who appears to have been a nurse at the sex company before she was chucked out. Himiko spends her days drawing helpful maps of the city for cyborgs like Pinocchio. Guess in the early ’90s, long before Google Maps, even other maps were unavailable.
Himiko takes Pinocchio to her hideaway and promises to nurse him back to being fully functional. While going about this, she also displays her unique ability to vomit copious amounts that are disproportionate to her body mass. Meanwhile, the company wants Pinocchio back, maybe to repair him.
Every character in the film is often gasping or wailing their lines in exaggerated Japanese craziness that makes this a must-watch, if you’re into that sort of thing.
RIP Shozin Fukui
De que hablas W
ohh my god im not one of the edgelords on here that finds gore laughable but i skipped like an hour in out of curiosity and this thing is clawing someones face off so inanely IJBOL maybe i will watch
theres a band named after this movie
Las peliculas de nicho japonesas como esta, si esque se puede considerar, nunca dejan de ser unicas, no solo por sus ideas, estetica, conceptos y detalles como perspectivas y demas, son realmente rico QUE RICOO ÑAM esta peli es muy rica yo tambien quiero ser un cyber jugue sexual jejeje y ver locas lesbianas ejjeje
Me hubiera encantado que los subtitulos estén en español pero con mi inglés masticado al menos entiendo la mitad de la peli, muy bizarra me encanta
what the fuck am i watching
Mind numbing bizarre/surreal madness. Favorite moments:
1. Himiko having a “Possession” (1981) type mental fit puking all over the subway station.
2. Pinocchio dumping garbage on Himiko’s head after she had been flipping the fuck out for a while. The gooey yellow salad dressing type shit really slowed her roll for a minute.
3. Pinocchio screaming like a lunatic running down the middle of the street during the parade.
It’s fun. Maybe a little bit of a chore to get through too. 3 stars.
Good screaming movie, or scroovie, as I like to call them. Much love from Bosnia 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
lol kinda liked this one
I Will rewatch It while being drunk It must feel so crazy
I’m nonchalant
hahahaha it was the best movie ever
This was such a bad movie ngl it wasn’t even disturbing it was just plain bad
absürt komedi 😀
Forgot to comment but this film gave me a weird experience. Couldn’t sleep properly for a bit and had weird images in my head tbh.
I will spit on your graves
The movie in x2 is fire tho
he is kind of sigma ngl
why she start bullying him?
Bloody hell, an hour and a half of a bloke in make up screaming in a frenzy while a bunch of bumbling idiots run around after him. That’s a slice of my life I’ll never get back
zzzzzz
The girl on YouTube spookyastronauts said this movie was so disturbing she couldn’t finish it,,,😐 this movie was just weird except the throw up scene
sketty noodle
finally found this film
imma make that pussy shart
I’ve seen some shit…
now this is camp
i liek it
amazeballs
Great cyberpunk film. The prequel, 1996 Rubber’s Lover, is even better. The 1986 short film Gerorisuto is also great. Thank you for posting Shozin Fukui
that was one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen.
I remember requesting this a little while ago! Thank you so much guys, I can’t begin to express how much I appreciate this website. Cheers!
Thanks for taking the time to upload videos but ugh, this was horrible. The sole purpose of this one was to become the moon in that Smashing Pumpkins video.
Hello. Beautiful work of art. This movie really opened my friends and I’s third eyes. We can now see the future. Thank you, Effedup movies. Sincerely, poopoopeepee.
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Cyberpunk dualism with confrontational polarity.
Just wanted to say how much i appreciate the service you provide with these awesome movies. Thanks.
Pure madness but one of the best to do it, thanks again Effedup.