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AKA: –
Directed by: Freddie Rider & Kash Renton
Starring: Freddie Rider (Zenno), Harley Glazier (Ethan), Kash Renton (Joe)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Films
Language: English
Runtime: 00:14:24
Genres: Short Film, Killer, Clown-Mask, Balloon Torture
About – Spoilers:
Sent in by the makers – 16-year-olds from the UK.
Couple of friends idly chatting about the worst ways to die get their deathwish from a masked clown. There’s a little bit of torture by popping balloons next to the victim’s ears and perhaps a nod to the fourth wall breakage in Funny Games when one of the victims grabs the camera. At under 15 minutes, you should probably give it a go.
The filmmakers have a YT channel:
@AnomalyReleasing
the worst cinematography ever witnessed in effed up movies history, plot is bog standard; acting is dog shit, my mother would do better. make scat or something because you’re ass cheeks kid LOL.
My mother fucking hates me after uploading this shit onto the fucking internet. Fuck all you faggots for highlighting my balloon fetish and creepy clown love.
This film holds a special place in EUM history that the film makers may be unaware of. In a recent thread the administrator stated that he will not put movies on EUM unless they are at least something like 3 to 5 years old. This one was filmed 11/08/2025 (which is either August 11th, 2025 or November 8th, 2025) and posted to EUM 12/25/2025. The administrator broke his own rule for this one. Would you care to explain yourself Mr. Administrator?
Anywho, I’ve seen this twice now. Once on 12/25/2025, the day it was posted, and today 03/25/2026. (Just to let everyone know – I’ve seen about 50% of the movies on EUM more than once – I’m crazy I guess). It’s not going to be in my “Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 25 Picks For WORST Movies On EUM” because it has a couple of things going for it. Most of the time I could hear what they were saying, which is a big plus, and it’s less than 15 minutes. There are definitely 25 movies on EUM that I like less than this. That being said, I have to give this 1 star but I think it’s possible the film makers will make a really good film some day.
False praise can be worse than negative criticism. Criticism is helpful.
nunx parasa :DDDDD -10/10, why is it even listed?
and happy valentines day / 20th anniversary to SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS
who likes to kick back on a friday night with a steaming cup of joe, a bowl of popcorn and a nice low-budget horror flick to keep you company. happy friday the 13th, stay schlocky
i met a guy in prison.he burned his balls off with acid thinking it would stop his urges to kill.i asked if it worked.he said [i dont know.ask the tits in my cooler]
6/10, the acting is pretty Bad but i can tell this is some funny stuff with Friends, but all the first person scenes where really good, i like how the camera goes all along with the killer, nothing much to Say
Technical support confirmed: The ‘Bigger Person’ patch failed to install. System is stuck in a ‘Mental Burnout’ loop. Replay value still 0/10.
Kash, you’re fighting a losing battle by indignantly responding to every hate comment on here. All you will be proving in the end is how thin-skinned you are, opening the doors for further ridicule. It’s the internet. What did you expect? If you want to continue providing movies to EUM or anywhere else for that matter, you will have to anticipate things like this in the long run. It’s inevitable, whether you like it or not. Not taking sides, just saying how it is. It’s nice to see young filmmakers working to go places, but if you keep going at this you will have a mental burnout.
Difficulty adjusted. User has enabled ‘Private Account’ mode, effectively deleting his own endgame content. Replay Value: 0/10. Technical support suggests finishing eighth-grade algebra before attempting another public rollout. Final Score: Still Mid.
The amount of hate comments from dumbasses on here pretending to be me or working under multiple usernames, my Discord is kashr25_17827, my TikTok is @kashrenton, my Instagram is @kashrenton. Feel as free as you’d like to take your complaints there.
Note: none of this concerns people who genuinely provide constructive criticism, I thank all of those people very much.
0/10,not enough balloons
Even my 60 year old mother said that this is the limit of your potential.
Even Kash’s mom hates the balloons after seeing the movie 🎈😤
Kash loves balloons the way he wishes someone loved him – passionately and until they pop 🎈😢
Bro made a whole horror short about his balloon fetish and thought we wouldn’t notice 🎈🎈🎈
Confirmed: Kash Renton is gay, source: his movies
Well done filmmakers this is a good start and I’m keen to see your work develop in the future.
More blood and gore please. Get more ‘dirty’ with the acting.
Oh and by the way, those behind the buildings fenced pathways and alcoves you used in your location are really creepy like a kind of outdoor back rooms type thing. Imagine you were trapped in a maze of that shit!!
this was amazing. Love these DIY obscurities. It’d be good to see the gore make up getting developed on and becoming more realistic
retarded shit “movie” made by retarded shit kids. steve might like this. they are probably still little bit too old for steve.
This movie is so amateurishly made that you can see the tripods and the cameras in shots they shouldn’t be seen.You can also see the actors laughing when they have to be scared.
Oh well what do tou expect from a bunch 15 year olds…
well until now i had no idea that “balloon torture” was a thing…3 stars
Also, this is the censored version. Freddie Rider, the producer and one who contacted you, gets very strange ideas. The only difference is some profanity being creatively edited out, but for the uncut version head over to my YouTube channel, Kash Renton.
Writer, director and star here. Thank you so much for sticking this on here. I watched some of my favourite films for the first time here, and it’s actually a dream come true… I’ll definitely be returning with future films if you let us.
Also, the camera grab surprisingly wasn’t inspired by Funny Games (a film I watched for the first time here). It’s a found footage segment, and it’s all major improv (I actually got cut at one point), and the grabbing of the camera and shouting was all heat of the moment, but I am open to any interpretation.
Overall it was a great set, and I’m excited to make more. Thanks alot.