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AKA: De Kuthoer
Directed by: Ivo van Aart
Starring: Katja Herbers (Femke Boot), Claire Porro (Anna Boot), Bram van der Kelen (Steven Dood)
Country: Netherlands; Effed Up European Films
Language: Dutch (Eng subs); Effed Up Dutch Cinema
Runtime: 01:24:17
Genres: Serial Killer, Internet Culture, Revenge
Plot – Spoilers:
Femke, a popular Dutch columnist, is often trolled by those who consider her leftist scum – the Dutch title of this film, De Kuthoer, literally translates to ‘(the) cunt whore’ or ‘fucking whore’. Eventually, Femke, divorced with a teenaged daughter, succumbs to the threats of irl harm and temporarily quits Twitter. But it continues to bother her that someone hurt her feelings and she begins obsessing over the identities behind the usernames spewing venom. One of them she realizes is her neighbour who’s also begun to piss her of with the loud repair work in his yard.
Femke, despite her online image of tolerance and inclusiveness, harbours an intolerant angle to her personality that reveals itself during casual conversations with people she’s comfortable with. So one day when she notices her troll neighbour is fixing the roof, she pushes him to his death and chops off his middle finger as a keepsake. She then returns to her book that she’d been stuck on, with not a word popping out, and finds herself exhilarated and the words flowing.
The Columnist is absurd at times, but mostly entertaining and one of those movies that both sides might view favourably. Those in the middle or leaning to the left could view it as an example of the destructive effects of trolling that push a person to extreme acts. And for those on the right, it could simply feed their assertion that it’s the woke and leftists who carry out actual physical harm.
10/10 made me gush blood like a geyser
Good add. Loved it. Typical Antifa cunt who can only resort to violence when their retardation is questioned.
Recently an Old Motherfucker revealed that he’s basically a bum who sits at home watching EUM movies while his wife works her ass on the streets. Sounds like she’s doin pretty damn well because you can see him at 58.24 here watching an EUM movie and sippin some wine. A rare occurrence for a dumbass who hardly ever watches a movie and just googles it. I figured he sounded like a cranky old fool. Didn’t realize he was this damn old though hahaha
kooky dirty clit cunt movie
I REALLY like this film! It’s a dark serial killer/revenge story starring Katja Herbers as “Femke Boot” who gives an excellent creepy and menacing performance. It’s about the dangers that, pardon the expression, “little assholes” could face by going too far with bullshit online. Favorite part: “Raise a toast, Ladies and Gentlemen, to freedom of speech.” 5 stars.
Side note: Some “little assholes,” who’s miserable cunts ache over movie lists, would really benefit by watching this film. Not only would they learn something but it would also be the first film they ever watched in their lives. “Hey Schnooko – 2 birds, 1 stone.”