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AKA: Ang Pamilyang Kumakain Ng Lupa
Directed by: Khavn
Starring: Hamid Eton (Pops), Elizabeth Marin (Mom), Edward Vitto (Baby), Gil Mendoza (Bro), Hazel Magno (Sis), Carlo Catap (Gramps)
Country: Philippines; Effed Up Asian Films
Language: Filipino, Spanish, English (Eng subs)
Runtime: 01:15:11
Genres: Animation/claymation, Bizarre, Family, Dwarf actor, Mild Gore, Race-related violence, Rape-Women, Voodoo, Satanic cult scene, Zombie character, Animals
Plot – Spoilers:
An absurd Filipino movie with vignettes rather than a real plot.
An autocratic father presides over his family as they often sit down to eat soil. It doesn’t really look like soil, but not a lot in here is supposed to make sense. Entertaining, yes. Coherent, not really.
The family:
Dad poisons some kids in a hospital ward, shits out a bird, fucks another woman at home and makes his own sauces when they run out.
Mother sometimes hosts her own tv show where she barges into shops claiming things there are really drugs.
Baby is played by a dwarf in diapers. There is some angle of karma here with him having been current Dad’s mother in a previous life who irresponsibly used to leave her son with a pedo old couple. So something about him having to burn karma in this life? Maybe. Who knows.
A son who hates Chinese migrants.
A daughter who may have been raped by family members or is just making shit up.
And finally, a zombie grandpa who sits around during family activities and loiters around town other times.
There’s also a claymation sequence involving the ketchup-bloody rape of a woman. Overall, despite the amateur actors and basic production, at little over an hour, this should be worth your time – not like most of us here have a lot to do, but anyway 🙂
Family that eats my unwashed booty hole just like Zed and his hillbilly inbred outback family. Australians are mutts
I saw a good Khavn movie on internet archive – Balabgiga Howling Wilderness
Is Admin going to put up some spooky movies for Halloween?
dwarf actor – im sure that one is dead zed – little bucktoothed retard had his growth stunted by his inbreeding parents
Fat Fag Fred eats soil too. Straight out of his mom’s ass in the basement.
Not my proudest fap.
OMH has no taste nuff said wow this movie was genius
It’s about 75 minutes but it seems longer. You can feel your brain cells dying as you watch the film. I developed a major headache that was particularly bad behind both of my eyeballs as I was watching. It’s kooky, comedic, weird and pretty boring most of the time. The soundtrack features sitars, kazoos, jew harps and farting tubas with musical sections ranging from melancholic (when the guy is wandering around with cotton stuffed in his nostrils) to quasi religious (when mom is screwing around with the candles) and even a little bit of rock ‘n roll but mostly it’s just smarmy/comedy music. With only about 15 minutes to go I wasn’t sure if I was going to make it to the end because I wanted it to be over so much. There is no rhyme or reason to it and the dialog is just stream of consciousness nonsensical babble. This one is definitely a “one and done” for me. It’s a bizarre film but bizarre doesn’t always equal good. It sure is weird though. 2 stars.
Well it starts well and sucks you in with its claymation but after that there are just a few morsels of goodness and a lot of not so goodness. When the subs decend into meowspeak I thought Admin was ripping the piss out of mr but I checked and it was intentional. However Admin is correct I have lots of time on my hands so I can not complain about wasting an hour on this.
…The midget baby reminded of the film …The Baby, 1973… not sure if its fucked enough for this place as basically a TVM but if you sat through this montage then worth you to go fishing.
Bet Admin secretly was the one who made this
Reviewing before OMH
The clay scene at the start is weird.
Will try … but maybe I wont make it to the end.