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Directed by: Doris Wishman
Starring: Juan Fernandez (Arthur Barlen), Larry Hunter (Det. Bill Barlen), Bernard Marcel (Dr. Meade), Linda Southern (Arthur’s mother), Sandy Eden (Mary Thorne), Olive Denneccio (Edie Stone), Kim Pope (Evans), Janet Banzet (Bobbie)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:19:06
Genres: Serial Killer, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Lesbians, Detective, Body Modification, Voyeur scene
Plot – Spoilers:
A naked woman in bed playing a zither is interrupted by her persuasive ex-boyfriend, Arthur, who insists on meeting her. He’s figuratively on his knees pleading to get back, until he notices her dangling, shiny earrings. The gold, it so happens, is a trigger that transforms Arthur from quiet-mannered into serial rapist, and in this particular case, a murderer. Arthur’s got an uncle that’s a detective and the old man forces himself into the case and so begins the search for Arthur, with the uncle visiting all the women, Arthur ever knew. In the meantime, there’s a dodgy-looking surgeon who’s upset by the case, because he might have something to do with what’s going on with Arthur.
By this movie, Doris Wishman had started including shots of cocks – here, they’re Arthur’s limp dick. Some of the acting here is hilarious, particularly, the uncle-detective who pulls weird expressions around exposed thighs that are intended to be cop-skepticism, but look rather weird-horny.
About this Cut:
This is the longest possible cut available and is unique to EUM. It was made by splicing together the original theatrical release with the Bluray release. For some reason, at the time of the digital release, several minutes were cut off leading to goofs. Other changes in the first DVD release included rendering Felix’s threesome in B&W and keeping the original music going through the scene – in the original colour version, it switched midway.
Random Trivia:
This is part of the EUM-termed Porcupine Tree trilogy from Wishman. The song, And the Swallows Dance Above the Sun, from the first PT official album, ‘On the Sunday of Life…’, references three Doris Wishman movies. The line, “I want you to put Felix’s penis on me” is taken from a scene in The Amazing Transplant.
First 💋 Meows a bitch