Black Christmas (1974)

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Avg Rating: 4.1 / 5. Voted: 17

No one cared thus far. Do you?


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Directed by: Bob Clark
Starring: Olivia Hussey(Jessica), Keir Dullea (Peter Symthe), John Saxon (Lt. Kenneth Fuller), Margot Kidder (Barbara), Andrea Martin (Phyllis), Marian Waldman (Mrs. Mac), James Edmond (Mr. Harrison), Lynne Griffin (Clare), Douglas McGrath (Sgt Nash)
Country: Canada; Effed Up Canadian Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:37:49
Genres: Killer, Stalking-related

Plot – Massive Spoilers:
A group of girls who live together are having a Christmas party when they begin receiving weird phone calls that range from the vulgar to mad as the night wears on. They also get killed off one by one.

The central characters are Jess and her musician boyfriend Peter. Jess is pregnant and with her normal earnest face tells him she will be aborting and also dumping him. And Peter seemingly justifies her decision by taking it badly and stalking the house. There’s also the dad of one of the missing girls, a funny-looking man who talks little but has an extended role that doesn’t justify his contributions. The other girls range from boring despite their best attempts to entertain to just being naturally boring. The most hauntingly memorable of them in fact, is probably the first girl and her cellophane-wrapped open-mouthed look. Or the useless cat Claude that leads some of them to their deaths but makes up for it by being part of another memorable moment as it licks the cellophane.

All that said, the above is when you’re being a little bitch about a movie from the ’70s. And in hindsight.

In reality, Black Christmas is often credited as being one of the earliest slashers, having contributed so many of the tropes. Including leaving the identity/death of the killer in doubt at the end.

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GrannyJohns
GrannyJohns
January 7, 2025 2:45 am

Owww what a shame I ended up here was just looking for a nice chrismas mvoie for my grand daughter while i make cookies . ill have to report this to facebook!

maybe a bit intense on the catcha, no? how do i get out of this box withthe catcha ?

David
David
January 6, 2025 2:20 am

So vanilla…. Not effedup… Just generic horror

Zed Man
Zed Man
January 5, 2025 11:34 pm

EUM, still on holidays? Need more films, comment section full of frustrated ppl. The longer it takes, the nastier the comments get. No pedo films pls.

fred
fred
January 5, 2025 9:37 pm

it really should be a xmas of colour

Awaiting observers
Awaiting observers
January 5, 2025 5:29 pm

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Ben Netayahou
Ben Netayahou
January 5, 2025 1:29 am

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WokeUp
WokeUp
January 5, 2025 12:53 am

Keep puting racist movie title and I’m leaving!!!

RonDeSantis(ZNazi)
RonDeSantis(ZNazi)
January 5, 2025 12:37 am

can’t wait for this documentary… ‘Redneck caught abusing children happy like a drunk russian soldier for years in FL.’

Sgt Tom Fucworthy
Sgt Tom Fucworthy
January 3, 2025 2:35 am

EUM’s users,
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bies
bies
January 2, 2025 8:23 pm

Happy New Year to all of you!

Good that Black Christmas is here, it is a classic after all.

But Admin(s), why is Liliana Cavani’s The Night Porter not here yet, contrary to what you made us believe? This film is the real effedup, not those films with lots of gore, which after a while become as exciting as hard-core porn.

And why not prepare us to the coming Muskt/Trump/Putin administration by giving us Radu Jude’s Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn? Now, that is effedup!

notmeyou
notmeyou
January 1, 2025 8:01 pm

i liked the vulgarity and the suspence shots 3/5

Humongous
Humongous
January 1, 2025 12:34 am

That shit is so vanilla.
The adms should really stop uploading lame generic horror flicks here.
Why even bother with some old moldy turds that doesn’t beat not even the likes os Myers, Freddy, Leatherface and Jason?

Zed Man
Zed Man
December 31, 2024 8:02 pm

Happy New Year everyone. Let’s try and be a bit nicer to each other for a change. We all live on the same rock. Cheers.

Fickens
Fickens
December 31, 2024 7:32 pm

When will Sadness be added on the catalog?

Trippy Penguin
Trippy Penguin
December 31, 2024 5:15 am

Watched this after consuming copious amounts of shrooms – do not attempt.

Hitler
Hitler
December 30, 2024 12:50 pm

Iā€™m alive!

hahu
hahu
December 29, 2024 6:32 pm

shame i didn’t notice this was uploaded to rewatch on christmas eve. oh well, better late than never. happy holidays everyone šŸ™‚

Hala
Hala
December 29, 2024 4:38 am

Posted same week as Olivia Hussey died.

Ted's a cry baby
Ted's a cry baby
December 27, 2024 5:37 pm

I have a question for you. Florida just banned children 14 years old and younger from using social media. How do all you little cry baby jerk off pre teen faggots feel about that? HA HA YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

jim beam
jim beam
December 27, 2024 5:44 am

classic! a very good horror
thx

Steve
Steve
December 25, 2024 8:35 pm

I once had a black christmas when the power was down and my 27 little boys all freaked out. I calmed them down with my special candy cane.

xXKumFartz69Xx
xXKumFartz69Xx
December 25, 2024 8:08 pm

Black Santa’s cumming back to da gheto to spread them GYAT booteh cheeks n shiiiiiieeet my dawg

fred fat
fred fat
December 25, 2024 5:52 pm

if u want to know where carpenter got his ideas for halloween – this is the birth of the slasher

NSDAPwasChristian
NSDAPwasChristian
December 25, 2024 4:00 pm

“The greatness of Christianity did not lie in attempted negotiations for compromise with any similar philosophical opinions in the ancient world, but in its inexorable fanaticism in preaching and fighting for its own doctrine”.

Adolf Hitler

dudebro
dudebro
December 25, 2024 3:47 pm

this is EFFED UP BRO!!!