La Horde (2009)
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AKA: The Horde
Directed by: Yannick Dahan, Benjamin Rocher
Starring: Claude Perron (Aurore), Jean-Pierre Martins (Ouessem), Eriq Ebouaney (Markudi), Yves Pignot (Rene), Doudou Masta (Bola), Jo Prestia (Jose)
Country: France; Effed Up European Movies
Language: French (Eng Subs); Effed Up French Cinema
Runtime: 01:41:35
Genres: Zombies, Cops, Gore-Gruesome, Revenge
Plot – Spoilers:
France is overrun with zombies. Cops seeking revenge for a dead friend are forced to cooperate with the people they were trying to kill when the zombies come calling. That’s about it. La Horde follows the tropes of earlier legendary zombie movies with the inner strife within the group battling zombies theme.
There is some good gore and also unwittingly funny moments like when a heroic martyr cop runs through a swarm of zombies like he were trying to play a game of rugby. Also, just because the zombies are French doesn’t meant they speak French. They just grunt and scream like your average zombie.
Great movie! The comment threads in here are a disgusting peek into humanity that I could do without.
Despite my 12 gauge, I am still Zed and fucked at this stage
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didnt see any whores in the film
Oh .So what you basic say , You not played in this movie?
English? Eurotwat
I’m in it, 2 bucks to see my gaping asshole & 5 to wedge it, how’s about it Freddy fingers?
excellent
Excellent that.
Top drawer acting fast paced and hilarious as at times splattered.
Definitely watch again and like all french films it’s just well cool
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WOW, pretty intense… awhole lotta zombie killing going on, and not much else. still great action and good acting make it worth watching. thanks again EU, I love this site…
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i love it
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if the zombies don’t speak french what’s the point of watching this
Thought most Zombies talked American
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American? Lmfao, you daft cunt, it’s English
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Great!! Just what the planet needs!! Another movie about zombies!!………………………. ,I,
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The french are kings at extreme horror & horror in general imo,this zombie flick is no exception,Dark,mean spirited & gory,highly recommend it,the program synopsis provided will give you a better plot outline than i can,but killer movie,must watch,if mean gory zombie films are for you,check it out,you most definitely will not be disappointed,Excellent.
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