La Horde (2009)

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AKA: The Horde
Directed by: Yannick Dahan, Benjamin Rocher
Starring: Claude Perron (Aurore), Jean-Pierre Martins (Ouessem), Eriq Ebouaney (Markudi), Yves Pignot (Rene), Doudou Masta (Bola), Jo Prestia (Jose)
Country: France; Effed Up European Movies
Language: French (Eng Subs); Effed Up French Cinema
Runtime: 01:41:35
Genres: Zombies, Cops, Gore-Gruesome, Revenge

Plot – Spoilers:
France is overrun with zombies. Cops seeking revenge for a dead friend are forced to cooperate with the people they were trying to kill when the zombies come calling. That’s about it. La Horde follows the tropes of earlier legendary zombie movies with the inner strife within the group battling zombies theme.

There is some good gore and also unwittingly funny moments like when a heroic martyr cop runs through a swarm of zombies like he were trying to play a game of rugby. Also, just because the zombies are French doesn’t meant they speak French. They just grunt and scream like your average zombie.

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Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
May 3, 2026 10:50 pm

An action/adventure/zombie film. I like some zombie movies but this one I couldn’t really get in to. It’s ok. 2 stars.

TheManWhoDoesn'tExis
TheManWhoDoesn'tExis
June 16, 2024 3:30 pm

je suis français et je n’ai jamais entendu parler de ce film avant

Vera
Vera
October 12, 2023 9:17 pm

Hah it is not a movie! It is a french reality right now 😺

Alx
Alx
September 3, 2023 7:56 pm

Great movie! The comment threads in here are a disgusting peek into humanity that I could do without.

Beretta 1301Tactical
Beretta 1301Tactical
August 24, 2023 10:29 pm

Despite my 12 gauge, I am still Zed and fucked at this stage

fred fat
fred fat
August 17, 2023 6:15 pm

didnt see any whores in the film

cunt
cunt
August 12, 2023 7:50 pm

excellent

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
August 12, 2023 5:03 pm

Excellent that.
Top drawer acting fast paced and hilarious as at times splattered.
Definitely watch again and like all french films it’s just well cool

LOTTY DA
LOTTY DA
August 12, 2023 6:11 am

WOW, pretty intense… awhole lotta zombie killing going on, and not much else. still great action and good acting make it worth watching. thanks again EU, I love this site…

Heinz Nazijewburner
Heinz Nazijewburner
August 12, 2023 3:07 am

Hey Steve where are ya you fucking pedo cunt

AIDS_Spreading_INC
AIDS_Spreading_INC
August 11, 2023 6:16 pm

I’m surprised to find it here. I always ignored that one. I will try it. When it’s not disturbing then i will just jerk of to it…

coco kiss
coco kiss
August 11, 2023 1:54 pm

i love it
merci

guy
guy
August 11, 2023 1:39 pm

if the zombies don’t speak french what’s the point of watching this

HarryPeters
HarryPeters
August 11, 2023 1:38 pm

Great!! Just what the planet needs!! Another movie about zombies!!………………………. ,I,

fred fat
fred fat
August 11, 2023 1:10 pm

third

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
August 11, 2023 8:52 am

The french are kings at extreme horror & horror in general imo,this zombie flick is no exception,Dark,mean spirited & gory,highly recommend it,the program synopsis provided will give you a better plot outline than i can,but killer movie,must watch,if mean gory zombie films are for you,check it out,you most definitely will not be disappointed,Excellent.

First
First
August 11, 2023 7:45 am

Fat boy you lose again