La Horde (2009)

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Avg Rating: 3.6 / 5. Voted: 20

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AKA: The Horde
Directed by: Yannick Dahan, Benjamin Rocher
Starring: Claude Perron (Aurore), Jean-Pierre Martins (Ouessem), Eriq Ebouaney (Markudi), Yves Pignot (Rene), Doudou Masta (Bola), Jo Prestia (Jose)
Country: France; Effed Up European Movies
Language: French (Eng Subs); Effed Up French Cinema
Runtime: 01:41:35
Genres: Zombies, Cops, Gore-Gruesome, Revenge

Plot – Spoilers:
France is overrun with zombies. Cops seeking revenge for a dead friend are forced to cooperate with the people they were trying to kill when the zombies come calling. That’s about it. La Horde follows the tropes of earlier legendary zombie movies with the inner strife within the group battling zombies theme.

There is some good gore and also unwittingly funny moments like when a heroic martyr cop runs through a swarm of zombies like he were trying to play a game of rugby. Also, just because the zombies are French doesn’t meant they speak French. They just grunt and scream like your average zombie.

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Alx
Alx
September 3, 2023 7:56 pm

Great movie! The comment threads in here are a disgusting peek into humanity that I could do without.

Beretta 1301Tactical
Beretta 1301Tactical
August 24, 2023 10:29 pm

Despite my 12 gauge, I am still Zed and fucked at this stage

Butterknife 3000
Butterknife 3000
Reply to  Beretta 1301Tactical
August 25, 2023 6:45 am

Fucking weak shit you cunt, Mine was better, fuckin dickhead!!!!!

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
Reply to  Beretta 1301Tactical
August 25, 2023 2:29 pm

Stfu fag

fred fat
fred fat
August 17, 2023 6:15 pm

didnt see any whores in the film

Mjødbert Svampetørst
Mjødbert Svampetørst
Reply to  fred fat
August 18, 2023 11:19 am

Oh .So what you basic say , You not played in this movie?

Varg Vikernes
Varg Vikernes
Reply to  Mjødbert Svampetørst
August 20, 2023 6:07 am

English? Eurotwat

Richard
Richard
Reply to  fred fat
August 20, 2023 6:06 am

I’m in it, 2 bucks to see my gaping asshole & 5 to wedge it, how’s about it Freddy fingers?

cunt
cunt
August 12, 2023 7:50 pm

excellent

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
August 12, 2023 5:03 pm

Excellent that.
Top drawer acting fast paced and hilarious as at times splattered.
Definitely watch again and like all french films it’s just well cool

Beretta 1301Tactical
Beretta 1301Tactical
Reply to  Dr Harris
August 24, 2023 10:30 pm

your head will be splattered you comical cunt

Foster's flop
Foster's flop
Reply to  Dr Harris
August 24, 2023 10:48 pm

stfu bitch youre a pussy

LOTTY DA
LOTTY DA
August 12, 2023 6:11 am

WOW, pretty intense… awhole lotta zombie killing going on, and not much else. still great action and good acting make it worth watching. thanks again EU, I love this site…

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  LOTTY DA
August 24, 2023 10:49 pm

you decrepit spastic ugly cunt wash your vag slut

Heinz Nazijewburner
Heinz Nazijewburner
August 12, 2023 3:07 am

Hey Steve where are ya you fucking pedo cunt

Richard
Richard
Reply to  Heinz Nazijewburner
August 12, 2023 3:20 am

He’ll be back momentarily after he finishes draining the spunk from my cock while we watch sesame st & listening to Taylor swift together.

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Heinz Nazijewburner
August 12, 2023 7:42 am

Looks like someone is missing Steve

Jersey girl
Jersey girl
Reply to  fred fat
August 12, 2023 10:46 am

& you’re missing a penis

Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
Reply to  fred fat
August 12, 2023 5:57 pm

Suck my dick

AIDS_Spreading_INC
AIDS_Spreading_INC
August 11, 2023 6:16 pm

I’m surprised to find it here. I always ignored that one. I will try it. When it’s not disturbing then i will just jerk of to it…

coco kiss
coco kiss
August 11, 2023 1:54 pm

i love it
merci

Beretta 1301Tactical
Beretta 1301Tactical
Reply to  coco kiss
August 24, 2023 10:32 pm

coco loco u fuckin ugly cunt

Butterknife 3000
Butterknife 3000
Reply to  Beretta 1301Tactical
August 29, 2023 7:36 am

Shut up cunt or I’ll fit my entire boot up your shitter & tickle your tonsils with my toes chonk flap fucktard. Sound good?……BIG BOY!!!

guy
guy
August 11, 2023 1:39 pm

if the zombies don’t speak french what’s the point of watching this

Mjødbert Svampetørst
Mjødbert Svampetørst
Reply to  guy
August 18, 2023 11:21 am

Thought most Zombies talked American

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Mjødbert Svampetørst
August 19, 2023 1:13 pm

Fuck up Euronymus

Beretta 1301Tactical
Beretta 1301Tactical
Reply to  Ted Nugent
August 24, 2023 10:33 pm

Ted gives head to his probation officer, don’t ya, ya filthy scum

Teds cunt
Teds cunt
Reply to  Beretta 1301Tactical
August 25, 2023 5:42 am

Ok Butterknife 3000

Berk the Jerk
Berk the Jerk
Reply to  Mjødbert Svampetørst
August 21, 2023 8:39 am

American? Lmfao, you daft cunt, it’s English

Mjødbert Svampetøst
Mjødbert Svampetøst
Reply to  Berk the Jerk
August 22, 2023 8:58 am

Write down on paper your reply, put it in envelope & insert it deep in asshole, peasant motherfucker

El Topo
El Topo
Reply to  Berk the Jerk
August 23, 2023 8:45 am

Why are you such queer cunt?

Steve
Steve
Reply to  El Topo
August 24, 2023 10:35 pm

why are ur legs open? close em cos ur breath stinks

HarryPeters
HarryPeters
August 11, 2023 1:38 pm

Great!! Just what the planet needs!! Another movie about zombies!!………………………. ,I,

fred fat
fred fat
August 11, 2023 1:10 pm

third

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
August 11, 2023 8:52 am

The french are kings at extreme horror & horror in general imo,this zombie flick is no exception,Dark,mean spirited & gory,highly recommend it,the program synopsis provided will give you a better plot outline than i can,but killer movie,must watch,if mean gory zombie films are for you,check it out,you most definitely will not be disappointed,Excellent.

Berk the Jerk
Berk the Jerk
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 21, 2023 8:38 am

Do you ever stop and breathe? Reading your reviews is a struggle, you are so painfully grammatically obsolete it’s pitiful

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
Reply to  Berk the Jerk
August 21, 2023 11:11 pm

Tell me how you breathe when your deep throating you’re well hung lover & I’ll try your method as for grammar…….I don’t care tbh, I’ll see you at the next “Review”

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 22, 2023 7:42 am

Oh come on you’ve gotta catch that, its so obvious.

Jerky Berk
Jerky Berk
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 24, 2023 10:42 pm

were you kicked in the head by a mule?

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 24, 2023 10:52 pm

eat shit and die cunty stain

Berk's Bunghole
Berk's Bunghole
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 24, 2023 10:41 pm

close your legs, your breath stinks

Dirk Diggler
Dirk Diggler
Reply to  Berk's Bunghole
August 25, 2023 5:52 am

What about dick cheese? Can’t wait for that one,sperad that shit on your sandwiches don’t you? Hobo vintage creamy!

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
Reply to  Berk the Jerk
August 22, 2023 10:26 am

Not comimg out? I left the bait & all, oh well next time, “Grammatically obsolete” (big boy words) Fair call i guess, it’s kinda like your prick is Anatomically obsolete i suppose.

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 24, 2023 10:36 pm

wannabe matisse loving putrid motherfucker

Alain gautier
Alain gautier
Reply to  Steve
August 25, 2023 5:49 am

Tiera massu?

Jerky Berk
Jerky Berk
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 24, 2023 10:44 pm

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Brandon St Randy
Reply to  Jerky Berk
August 25, 2023 5:46 am

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Berk's Bunghole
Berk's Bunghole
Reply to  Berk the Jerk
August 24, 2023 10:40 pm

He’s a merkin, one that belongs on a meth-faced unbathed whore

Ricky bobby
Ricky bobby
Reply to  Berk's Bunghole
August 25, 2023 5:47 am

Your mother?

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 24, 2023 10:35 pm

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Pedo Rick
Pedo Rick
Reply to  Steve
August 25, 2023 5:48 am

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Steve
Steve
Reply to  Berkowitz
August 24, 2023 10:37 pm

i bet u be looking like a slob. a chunky sweating ape that pays hookers for sex

Richard
Richard
Reply to  Steve
August 25, 2023 5:44 am

Hahahaha yeah gotta keep you ma & sister off the streets

First
First
August 11, 2023 7:45 am

Fat boy you lose again

Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
Reply to  First
August 12, 2023 5:55 pm

Suck my dick