Shyness Machine Girl (2009)

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Avg Rating: 3.7 / 5. Voted: 37

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AKA: The Hajirai Machine Girl; Machine Girlite
Directed by: Noboru Iguchi
Starring: Noriko Kijima (Yoshie), Asami Miyajima (Sugihara)
Country: Japan; Effed Up Asian Movies
Language: Japanese (Eng Subs); Effed Up Japanese Films
Runtime: 00:22:22
Genres: Short, Gore-Gruesome, Bizarre, Scars-Body Modification

Plot – Spoilers:
This is a sort of spinoff to The Machine Girl.

Patched up versions of survivors from the previous film reappear in this 22-minute short. Yoshie has been sewn together with some additional features – the more embarrassed and shy she gets, the more weaponized she is and she even has a kind of machine gun firing out of her ass to grab your attention when she’s not looking directly at you.

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Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
February 19, 2023 10:38 am

Japanese comedy. I didn’t get it. Irritating – yes. Funny – no. There are probably people who would think this is terrific but I don’t. 1 star.

SlavePhoenix
SlavePhoenix
November 6, 2022 4:18 pm

Next time please be honest with your rating this movie sucked I’m a K drama fan and this made me gag and kick a cat. I only watched it because it got 4 stars fucking lying teases. Battle Royale was even better than this crap

bagel
bagel
Reply to  SlavePhoenix
December 13, 2022 2:31 am

if your a k drama fan then why did you watch it if u didn’t like it then you could’ve watched something else but noooo you just wanted to waste your useless time trashing on a comedic masterpiece like fr nobody asked

crazyb!tch99
crazyb!tch99
Reply to  SlavePhoenix
February 13, 2023 6:22 pm

its rated by users dumbass not the site creators.

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
July 30, 2022 10:52 am

Part of what makes these weird ass Japanese movies so fun to watch is the language they talk…..Imagine if they spoke Arabic.

Jiji
Jiji
July 25, 2022 10:19 am

Funny

effedupmoviesluvu
effedupmoviesluvu
July 4, 2022 9:29 am

<3

Jasper
Jasper
June 27, 2022 8:19 am

best movie ever made truly a cinematic masterpiece.

Rumpel
Rumpel
June 8, 2022 6:07 pm

very funny

red
red
June 5, 2022 12:05 am

it may not be super effed up and have bad effects but its cartoony and funny I love it

Your New President
Your New President
June 4, 2022 12:45 pm

Hey admin,
Thanks for deranged movie,
‘Team Killing’ yakuza bad,
Yoshie butt gun good!

You guys are in my top 5 sites
hbo showtime cinemax starz eum.
Keep up the good work,
we’re all counting on you.

Also, would you consider installing
a button like ReportCommentIcon or
something like Zeno Report Comments
to identify EXCESSIVE TROLL SPAM?

Your New President
Your New President
Reply to  Admin
June 5, 2022 9:51 am

When I experience a troll spam attack,
suddenly, space and time don’t exist
I realize I am in the space in-between the spaces
The stuff that everything is made of
That is when the chaos sends me into hysterics
I see the horror of the familiarity of not being in reality
Seeing fractals in chaos, and the
feelings of utter degradation of self,
the power of feeling worthless in the eyes of everything
I can understand how people can experience
this and say that they saw God
It is -absolutely mindfucking

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
Reply to  Your New President
June 5, 2022 10:30 am

Jeez, melodramatic to the extreme and just another attempt by you to gate keep the comments section. Your text show all the signs of what is commonly termed a snowflake. Instead of trying to use your sensitive fee fees as a means to dictate how all other have to act just stop reading the comments or commenting come to that. Maybe try a chamomile tea instead of a soy latte to calm your sensitive nerves.

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  An_Oldboy
June 5, 2022 10:57 am

It’s a poetic excerpt in reference to the chaos theory. This is perhaps her contrivance, her mechanism for coping. Methodically, our predisposition determines the fight or flight response.

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Your New President
June 5, 2022 10:36 am

The philosophical consciousness of chaos and reality

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
Reply to  Your New President
June 4, 2022 1:20 pm

Don’t be so sensitive and stop trying to gate keep comments. Plus the simple solution is to just watch the films and don’t read comments if you are going to get upset.

An_Oldboy is OK
An_Oldboy is OK
Reply to  An_Oldboy
June 4, 2022 5:31 pm

Couldn’t have said it better

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  An_Oldboy
June 5, 2022 10:29 am

I used to be this way. I’m anathematized with frenetic debasement… It’s imperative, particularly upon this site to acclimatise and desensitise. I have become inured, but essentially requital, for I refuse to take shit from anyone. Prominently, I have the option of adopting sciolism, but there’s only so much one can dismiss or ignore perpetual slander.
Goodnight Oldboy.
Matti.

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
Reply to  Matisse Famke
June 5, 2022 11:41 am

Yep, I’ve read the trolling you receive and your replies. Never seen you try to gate keep what others say though, unlike “Your New President”. I have no time for snowflakes trying to gate keep others and thereby dictate narratives. Snowflakes are a pet peeve of mine.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
Reply to  Matisse Famke
June 7, 2022 5:29 pm

@Matisse
Stop. Please don’t manage to fuck up the comment system here site wide again, like you did before. U have no right to try to gatekeep by suggesting admins censor comments, let alone to call ppl troll, bc imo your the biggest troll here. Whatever thesaurus program ur using is pretty bad btw, r.i.p sentence structure:/ PLEASE don’t fuck things up for everyone here again, turd in the punchbowl status. Thanks. I do have one question tho, what bad videogame is ur gravatar image from?

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
June 7, 2022 6:34 pm

My eloquence is flawlessly articulate. I have not prompted nor propounded admins to censor comments at all, so your querulous petulance is specious. I’m French Australian, not everyone’s orthographic is dictated by America land… Your obstinance is rebarbative Elliot, I shall perdure here with my theorem and your divagation is fucking aphasic.
Your epithetical remark about my aesthetic indicates your diminutive and pleonastic mediocrity… Adolescents such as yourself have nominal, philistine, and ornery predilections.
You’re an invalid piece of shit and I urge you to lucubrate before corresponding with me. As if I’m going to heed a thing you crepitate, nice try dickless wonder, so, please close your flaps because your breath stinks.
Matti.

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
June 7, 2022 7:00 pm

Btw, virginal juvenile, my phraseology (palaver per se) differs from your country. How obtusely stagnant and uncultivated you must be to assume my chirographical syntax erroneously…
Go flagellate yourself properly runt 🙂

Elliot Spencer is OK
Elliot Spencer is OK
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
June 7, 2022 7:11 pm

Agree as well. Specially your point that those are probably the biggest trolls here. Otherwise, Why would someone so sensitive come over and over again to a site called Effed Up Movies and defecate so many ridiculous comments.
Either they are the biggest trolls on this site or the stupidest “people” on planet earth

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Elliot Spencer is OK
June 7, 2022 7:40 pm

“Specially”… Yaps the “Stupidest” one.
Eh, yet again another effluence regurgitator. I watch the films on this site dickhead… Your feeble remark and insubordination don’t warrant my syllogism, so fuck on along vibrator 🙂

Matisse is Fake
Matisse is Fake
Reply to  Matisse Famke
June 7, 2022 8:30 pm

Not a native English speaker either, darling.
Now, fuck off…

Bam Bam
Bam Bam
Reply to  Elliot Spencer is OK
June 7, 2022 10:09 pm

Said the illegal immigrant with its dick in Elliot Spastic’s mouth. Get some originality for yourself, fucking bong resin.
You’re so far up his ruptured rectum lmfao, do you bathe in camel piss, sand rat?

Fuck Bam Bam
Fuck Bam Bam
Reply to  Bam Bam
June 8, 2022 2:53 pm

You and Matisse Fake are the same person!!! You both look like a tranny doll after an explosion!!!
BTW, how original would be my dick up your ass???!!!

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
June 7, 2022 7:29 pm

“You have no right”… Lmao, I do as I fucking wish shit-stain. Go throw your tantrum and snivel elsewhere stooge, you’re merely a drooling, whiny (vilain petit canard) child, but to many, you’re a puny maggot suffering from small dick syndrome. Shove your bantam prick back into your panties junior, your dyslexia is arrant.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
Reply to  Matisse Famke
June 7, 2022 11:19 pm

Wat? Lmfao, exactly the type of response I thought I’d get. All those separate ones tho, obviously ur ‘eloquence’ and wordsmithery r truly limitless. Thanks for proving my point, btw. Been nice chatting;)

Bam Bam
Bam Bam
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
June 7, 2022 11:48 pm

You have Aspergers and that’s totally okay… Next time, execute your enunciation proficiently.
Tysm for your insignificant and sub-par spiel tho, puppy 🙂

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
Reply to  Bam Bam
June 8, 2022 2:46 pm

Alter egos now? It makes sense. Can we get a 3rd? Even trolling and spamming my comments from a while back, ur on a warpath aren’t ya. Talk about rent-free, lmao, bravo! Golly, I hope whatever that gravatar image is that u use isn’t a real person. If they are, I feel sorry for them. Talk about an extremely fake looking, botched plastic surgery addiction. I guess they were going for that Bogdanoff twins look????

Fuck Bam Bam
Fuck Bam Bam
Reply to  Bam Bam
June 8, 2022 2:56 pm

Yep, I guess you were born ugly and spent all the money you had on cheap plastic surgery… didn’t work!!!

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
June 8, 2022 12:28 am

Oh, my eloquence is undeniably bereft when you squawk contemptuous insolence. Stop humping my leg Elliot, your lipstick is protruding.
“Been nice chatting”… You instigate trolling kid, don’t correspond with me anymore until your balls drop 🙂

Matisse is Fake
Matisse is Fake
Reply to  Matisse Famke
June 8, 2022 1:56 am

Can I please ram my dick in your mouth while my partner shoves his up in your asshole, so that no more shit can ever come from you again?

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Matisse is Fake
June 8, 2022 2:43 am

If you can get it up…

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Matisse is Fake
June 8, 2022 3:25 am

I don’t give a fuck honestly about your sexual orientation, but thank god your tiny diseased camel-fucking cock is nowhere near me… I have a nice katana for it anyway little boy.

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Matisse is Fake
June 8, 2022 3:30 am

You were bred to beg, you’re a submissive manikin 🙂

Bam Bam
Bam Bam
Reply to  Matisse is Fake
June 8, 2022 4:16 am

Listen, little boy, can I ram my fist in your mouth? While my Husky lockjaws your pocky stick…

Bam Bam
Bam Bam
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
June 7, 2022 9:34 pm

Said the wannabe *Gatekeeper*…
Fuck, btw cunt, it’s “You’re” not “Your”.
Keep begging bitch.

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  Matisse Famke
June 8, 2022 5:35 pm

I think it´s up to everyone the choice to desensitise. I think what everyone is trying to say with very bad manners (what were you expecting from this place) is don´t blame others for your choices. Its awesome you found friends here (obviously not this guys) but look no further I mean just look where you are looking for friends and where you are choosing to start arguments.
This is the last place in the world anyone sane would look up for friends or any kind of retribution don´t you agree? I would advice instead of blaming your nature or others nature blame your choices

Vicent Vega
Vicent Vega
May 29, 2022 4:52 pm

I guess there are worse ways you can spend 22min… corny, deranged and effects are so poor they are hilarious!

fred fat
fred fat
May 28, 2022 8:28 pm

im the second person to comment on this film

Matisse is a Whore
Matisse is a Whore
Reply to  fred fat
May 29, 2022 1:24 pm

No you are not… you are the first, my fat, Asian friend! Well done you!!!