Suntan (2016)
AKA: –
Directed by: Argyris Papadimitropoulos
Starring: Makis Papadimitriou (Kostis), Elli Tringou (Anna), Marcus Collen (Morten)
Country: Greece; Effed Up European Films
Language: Greek, English (Eng Subs); Effed Up Greek Movies
Runtime: 01:44:47
Genres: Older-Younger Relationships, Depression
Plot – Spoilers:
A plump, balding, sullen-faced doctor arrives at a small Greek island that attracts tourists during the summer. The townsfolk are friendly and eager to include him in their community, something he accepts politely but without much enthusiasm.
One summer morning, a group of twenty-somethings burst into his clinic after one of the girls, Anna, crashes her bike. The hyperactive friends are obnoxious, partly because they probably think that’s the default state of every tourist, but mostly they are so, by virtue of their relative youth. They mildly bully and patronize the doctor – one of them even pats him on his bald head like a little doggie – but he doesn’t mind and is rather invigorated, while being hopelessly attracted to Anna. The group humor him for a while because he’s amusing in his eagerness to please. Anna too encourages them to include him when they party, perhaps because he’s shy, awkward and gentle in contrast to the testosterone she’s used to being drowned in.
Apart from being mostly obnoxious, the group also seems to be collectively experiencing a delayed onset of preteen-boredom as they insist on often exclaiming aloud that they’re bored. The doc finds it harder to keep up with their need-for-stimulation and hurriedly ends work every day to hang out with them. His reputation in town as the reliable medicine man drops and he soon learns something about everyone. Whether it’s peers or his young new friends – they’re nice to you as long as you play by their rules.
I always find it pathetic when people with kid go on about how amazing their life is after having kids and try to pressure other people into making the same decision like the doctor’s friend did on the beach, as if we can’t see how life is easier without kids and how fucking stressed they make their parents plus they cost a lot and ruin a woman’s body and freedom. They’re fouling no one. Misery sure loves company.
Why the hell would she have nailed him in first place ?? it was on her not him and to be honest your asking for trouble staying around for summer after the grisly deed and promising some more action.. She was some kind of pity fuck machine who really must have known the poor chap was not going to leave her alone if they returned from Mykanos.. Personally I wanted to see lanky dude with long hair get a real bashing ideally by the beerboys wearing goggles.. He deserved it with broken bottle up his glory hole after giving fat doctor a slap amongst other crimes.. He was a real prck, the other dude was sound !
All 5 of the 20 something gang were irritating (I loved the dog though) but that is part of the plot. They are mindless partying drunks on vacation. Ana was just a hedonistic partying fool who had no clue Kostas would flip out. The “sheep” dude is real irritating but I think that is because he gets more screen time than the others. The other dude was cooler but he was way irritating in the doctor’s office. The slap Morten, the tall lanky sheep boy, gave Kostas was really lame. The lamest slaps award goes to “Extremities” when Farrah is giving James Russo those left handed patty-cake slaps. I kept thinking “he’s going to break and confess any moment now.”
Middle age protagonist falls in love with a teen slut. He looks like a person that everyone bullied in school and all the schoolgirls fucked with everyone except from him poor guy
I bet he could beat the fuck out of you, you nonce fag
I bet Barney Fife could kick your ass, you wanna be Kung Fu faggot.
Your name is MoeFo. Does that mean you like to fuck homosexuals MoeFo?
It needed more rape tbh.
Child rape
Oooooooh – got me good!
I never mentioned you….ya kinda outted yourself there pal,dirty fucker
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yeh right lol
I couldn’t agree more. As soon as he got Anna in the long grass outside nightclub as her dumbass mates ran around like headless chickens looking everywhere but the obvious rape ground.. For me he needed to man up bigtime early doors and as soon as knew it was on with Anna neck couple strong Viagra which he could get easy enough. Then spend lovely afternoon on secluded beach going for gold and nailing her all daylong in her beloved glory hole.. But no he lasted a min max… A disgrace of a fella really
Movie was OK but ending was very disappointing. I would let the main character strangle that little 304 to death if I was the director.
But you’ll never be any kind of director except of your own sick and twisted pea brain fantasy.
What a bunch of retarded queers in this comment section.
You’re a lot smarted than everyone else. You don’t get mad when Steve calls you a cry baby.
You’re a lot more retarded than everyone else. You don’t get mad when Steve fucks a cry baby
The more he calls you a cry baby the more you act like a cry baby. The more you act like a cry baby the more he calls you a cry baby.
The more dick you suck the more homo you are the more cock you fuck the more ass must be sore,the more children you molest the more pedo you are……. ha….ha dickhead
Oooooooh – got me good!
Fuck yeah I did,you have nothing better to say but that line bahahahaha dumb aids ridden chester
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good movie
This is a tough one to review… the movie was not bad at all, the main character does a tremendous job in being cringe and increasingly creepy, the story kept me hooked throughout but the final was such a fucking let down… when you wait (a fairly low paced movie) for things to finally explode in the most transgressive way possible, what you get is a pretty fucking average ending. Could have been so much better
Did you guys notice what it says in the description of this movie? “Apart from being mostly obnoxious, the group also seems to be collectively experiencing a delayed onset of PRETEEN-boredom…” LOL
Preteens……..i can fix their boredom,by srretching their assholes
You use other people’s monikers and hide your identity when you talk about homosexuality and pedophilia because that is what you really like. You talk about it all the time ever since Steve called you a gay cry baby. You probably want to beat Steve up but you are so frail and weak that you couldn’t beat your way out of a wet paper bag. Steve would beat your fucking brains in if you had any. I know him. He is 6’4″, weighs about 280 pounds and he works out in the gym everyday. Peace out you fucking coward. Better luck next time fool. I hope this comment is helpful. Have a nice day.
Yeah just like you do steve…..You use other people’s monikers and hide your identity when you talk about homosexuality and pedophilia because that is what you really like. You talk about it all the time ever since Steve called you a gay cry baby. You probably want to beat Steve up but you are so frail and weak that you couldn’t beat your way out of a wet paper bag. Steve would beat your fucking brains in if you had any. I know him. He is 6’4″, weighs about 280 pounds and he works out in the gym everyday. Peace out you fucking coward. Better luck next time fool. I hope this comment is helpful. Have a nice day.
You hate Steve because he called you a cry baby. The more he calls you a cry baby the more you act like a cry baby. The more you act like a cry baby the more he calls you a cry baby. It’s a vicious cycle that only cry babies can break.
You definitely love those cry babies & you definitely love “breaking” them,you evil bastard
Ooooh – got me good!
You’re wrong. I love real men, not little whiny annoying crybaby fags like you. How about you grow some balls Ted and maybe one day you’d have the chance to ask me out on a date.
Ted Nugent would never allow ANY man to suck his dick, let alone a full-blown mental case who should be in a psyche ward for the rest of your life. Or… is that where you are, and they let you roam the internet playing out your sick fantasies – instead of roaming the halls or any free spaces in that institution. Oh wow.. is that where you got that moniker from? Ok.. it’s obvious now.
Seems you’re the only one crying here. So shut the fuck up and do what you’re good at, which is sucking my dick, retarded loverboy.
Steve makes you sad and makes you a cry baby.
Like I said, faggot. You’re the only one crying here. And if you really love Steve that much why don’t you ask for his number. Too chickenshit? Thought so.
Ooooh – got me good!
Well……he did you fuckin idiot,you are a repetitive fucking moron,same old retorts,get some new material ya fuckin spastic of shut the fuck up pencik neck
The more he calls you a cry baby the more you act like a cry baby. The more you act like a cry baby the more he calls you a cry baby.
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Ooooh – got me good!
How many preteens did you “get good” little rat bastard? Limp wristed lady boy
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Have a rest maybe youll have some new lines tomorrow or maybe youll keep using the same ones you have for 6 months you fuckin Poosay
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Hey shit-for-brains, I’m 5’8″ and 165 lbs, and would beat this Steve dude (your hero) like a fucking rag doll. Size is absolutely NOTHING, and working out with what… weights?? You imbecile, that slows down the ability to actually fight. Back when I was younger, and only 148 lbs., I beat the hell outta my boxing coach every night for 8 years (after the first year learning from him), and he was 6’4″, 245 lbs., and had a pro record of 75-5. I was undefeated because I was faster (hand speed, footwork and elusiveness, etc.) than anyone in New England – AND learned all the tricks of the sweet science (obviously from an extremely talented fighter) = NO-ONE could even hit me = make ’em miss and make ’em pay. Made big guys look like retards every time. It sounds to me that either you are this Steve dude and you’re trying to make yourself a legend (in your own mind, that is), or you want to eat his ass and suck his dick. But either way, you come across like a nerdy pansy loser shooting your fat mouth off where no-one will ever get to actually find you to confront you. So your blathering is coming from a complete hypocritical bullshit artist. > You’re guilty of your own accusations toward others, skippy.
FFS, jesus, you seem to be experiencing a delayed onset of early dementia. Btw, jesus NEVER typed “LOL” in a post on a comment board. Nope. Not. Ever.
I had sex with my mum
So do i,wanna trade uo one day?
I had sex with my dad
So did i,hung like a rogue elephant your pops,how did you handle it? I couldnt walk right for a month,i just stick to sucking him off for now & thats quite the mission too
Steve took an authoritative stance when he called you a little gay cry baby and that makes you feel unsure of yourself, angry, emotional, awkward, self conscious, affected and insecure. These feelings of inadequacy make you lose your pride, your dignity, your self esteem and your sense of self worth. You lash out at Steve because he was right on the money when he said you were a little elementary school cry baby. You hate Steve so much that you have to prove he is right everyday. Everyone on the EUM comment board gets it. You hate Steve because he called you a cry baby. Be a man, grow up and stfu. We get it. You were crushed when Steve hurt your feelings.
Cool story 8 year old ass fucker,take you all night to write that bullshit i never read
Steve makes you sad. Every time he writes something you turn in to a little cry baby.
Youre dad turned me into a cry baby,i mean how do handle such a big cock in your ass? Did he at least use lube with you? No way i could handle that twice a day like you,i guess you get used to it
Ooooh – got me good!
Not as good as you got those kids & your own mum you sick aids plauged fuckhead
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Sure did,mister kiddie fister
How old is she?
Another weird greek movie any sex scenes at least?
Just me fucking greasy little 5 year old bastard
When was that bit ?? damn I missed it .. Was it in one of the empty tents or maybe communal showering area as an oppurtunist
There’s some nudity but this is nothing you’d be interested in. They just posted MDPOPE 1 which has grown men and women taking shits and eating it, fresh yellow shit coming out of a Japanese asshole, gay torture porn and cruelty to animals which is probably something that a gay fucking faggot like you would like and also what the elementary school cry baby who used the name “A concerned friend” would like. Just make sure your mother doesn’t catch you jerking off while you are watching a fat ugly hairy middle aged man taking a shit because we all know that you have a hard on for that type of shit, you fucking douche bag.
Very true steve,considering its a name you made up,you faggot
Oooooooh – got me good!
You are just as faggy as them
MDPOPE1 SCAT SCENES ARE ZZZZZZZ..i have a link to a brave young chap gettin a very full tummy very quickly at the rear of a cow if u wan
t it?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. holy shit, that was an epic, hilarious rant. lmfao
decent movie tho the ending left Me with my dick in my hand feeling deprived of details Thanks to the curiosity they created…still a funwatch.
SPOILER ALERT – DON’T READ THIS BEFORE YOU SEE THE MOVIE
My interpretation of the ending is when Kostis couldn’t get an erection for the comatose Anna, he had a moment of clarity and realized that he was probably going to do time behind bars, hence the tears. Kostis then started to work on the wound on her leg, thinking that when the cops burst through the door to drag him off to jail, he will be able to say he was trying to “help” her. Everyone will have a different interpretation of the end which is what is great about the end.
only one flaw in that plan which I agree crossed my mind as a possible.. He needed to get her pants back on asap lol
That’s a good point but don’t forget that Kostis had pretty much lost his marbles at this time. Pussy shut offs have been known to do that on occasion. I know that Anna only sat on his cock for one stroke before he had a premature ejaculation but it was a memorable stroke.
Lol!!!!🤣
I hate people
& i still molest 8 year olds
The both of you need a hug.
No, they both need to stfu.
Stfu you gay cry babies
Nah the other needs to get eviscerated and castrated ASAP because AIDS takes too long..
Yuk, yuk, yuk – that’s a really funny one you fairy. Little superstar will be the hero at the elementary school when he tells that joke. Get your sunglasses ready you little faggot.
You love elementary school dont you you dirty kid fucker,yuk that up rotten child rapist,ill beat your skull in faggot
Oooooooh – got me good!
You sure got aids good,kid fucker
This movie was incredible good. thanks for posting this.
How the coomer got his groove back…..then did coomer things and you know the rest of the coomer story. If only the doc had prescribed himself two red pills smh.
I don’t want to tell you too much about it because it would be better if you found out on your own but this movie is superb. As a bonus you get to hear “Echo Beach” by Martha & the Muffins.
Yes! I requested this one literally years ago – before they stopped taking new ones – so very happy it’s been posted. Also loved the original “Echo Beach” version. Truly tragic and brilliant exposition of obsession. A side theme is the havoc caused by selfish, mindless young tourists who invade the Greek islands during the summer. Thanks, EUM,
A film of vibrant innerness. A contemporary tragedy based on a “hero” straggling with his destiny and himself, but sadly, with a missing (in our modern times) Deus ex machina, a god that now, can only be partially restored by humane instinct. Yet, that very fact, might as well be considered being the film’s ultimate message of hope. I admit that I prefer to stick to “male” rather than “female” views of the scenario, if such a distinction exists, since I only have a pair of “male” eyes. This is a story of a volcanic explosion of unfulfilled needs, prevailed by perhaps, the first and foremost one of spiritual nature: “Eros” (meaning in ancient Greek: being in love). Needs of a life, devoted to a noble and demanding cause (serving as a doctor), but apparently, hardly receiving any significant material or sentimental payback. Needs, suppressed throughout the years, probably underneath layers of patience, constraints, expectations and surrounding social indifference. Eventually, needs of a heart, permanently besieged by loneliness. In the middle of such an inner world of unstable equilibrium, “Life” itself, boosted by the Aegean sunlight and erotic environment, explodes in apocalyptic glorious reflections of bold nudity, lust, joy, freedom to the extent of Bacchanalian orgy and sometimes rowdiness. An explosion that tantalizes the ethical boundaries that hold this world together, as it triggers its pursue for love, happiness and reward. The main character, Kostis, a doctor, disembarks in a world where he is expected to lead a flat, low… Read more »
hey dummy stick to ur 3 word stupid comments.
“Straggling”?
Straggling definition: To wander from a course or way.
Why don’t we substitute “struggling” which is what I think he means here: … a “hero” straggling with his destiny and himself ….
I could be wrong but what I think he was trying to say is “A hero who lost his way with his destiny and himself…” Straggling and struggling have two very different meanings. Maybe Fred can clear this up for us sometime. What do you say Fred?
Fred didn’t even comprehend what he copied and pasted in the first place.
Straggling means “to move or spread untidily and in small numbers or amounts”
There are several ways that the word straggling can be used in a sentence. Lag, dawdle, drift, meander, loiter, trail off, rove, vagabonding, etc. The definition that you mention is not coming up in my searches for straggling. I’m not saying you are wrong but I just can’t find that definition in a search.
I can understand. When I looked up the word “straggling”, it showed several definitions. I picked a definition from Cambridge Dictionary. I see yours is from Merriam-Webster. It seems this word is polysemous, but based on the context OP wrote, I don’t think he used this word correctly. Either that or maybe it was just a typo for “struggling”.
Consuming that amount of pasta would make anyone fat
Ya’ll retards arguing about a review fatty fred never claimed to have written lmfao
When you call people “retards” it can cause hurt feelings and trolling. Have you heard the phrase “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you?” I am sure you would not like people to call you a retard, my son. It doesn’t look like they were having an argument. It seems more like an adult discussion on the meaning of the word straggling. “Fatty Fred” as you call him never claimed to have written the comment nor has he claimed he didn’t write it. With love and patience you may find a better way, my son.
P.S. At the end of your comment you wrote “lmfao” which stands for laughing my fucking ass off. Did you really find it that amusing?
Stfu you aids ridden pedo faggot
Fuck you, you phony fucking cocksucker. You wouldn’t know Christ if He punched you in the face, and I’m certain He would if He ever saw you.
damn,it b quicker to watch the movie than read that novel about it…sharings caring yet i didnt.
hahahahaha… I just spewed my coffee all over the fuckin place. Good job!
Nice reviews. Bet it took you a lot of time and effort to lift them from IMDB.
way too fucking long of a comment we’re not trying to write books on here
This retard copied and pasted this movie “review” off from a review website, and was so fucking stupid that he thought no-one would pick up on it. Another joe biden getting caught MULTPLE times plagiarizing others’ work throughout school. See what God does to evil people like that? He makes them brainless imbeciles, babbling, incoherent, blithering idiots (anyone intelligent and astute enough to see what I did there??; bibibibi) once they hit 60 years of age.
Excellent! This is a great movie. Elli Tringou is fantastic as Anna. It takes a little while to get going but it’s worth the wait. Fuck yeah – 5 stars all the way – of course!
yes to be fair she was rather good, she kinda nicked movie from everyone else when on screen
“nicked”?? WTF is that? You mean because she had her nickers (knickers) off?