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AKA: –
Directed by: Michael Dougherty
Starring: Dylan Baker (Steven Wilkins), Anna Paquin (Laurie), Lauren Lee Smith (Danielle), Brian Cox (Kreeg), Quinn Lord (trick-or-treater Sam), Leslie Bibb (Emma)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:22:16
Genres: Horror, Anthology-Short, Gore-Gruesome, Serial Killer, Vampires-Witches-Werewolves, Undead
About:
Several stories set around one town that has its own Halloween legend from decades back. Masked as an anthology, the stories here intertwine so each character ends up being a part of another story.
It’s a typical Halloween movie for kids starring mostly kids. It’s got all the ghosts, werewolves, witches, zombies and jump scares you’d expect. To the parents – don’t worry. There is nothing in this film that will scare the ever living shit out of the kids like in “The Exorcist” (1973) or any disturbing sexual activity like a man raping a woman on her wedding night and then putting Crisco on the groom’s ass before he jams his fist up his ass, like there is in “Caligula” (1979). In fact, there is no T & A at all. It’s a safe movie with a little gore and a few cuss words. 2 and a half stars.
Pretty Girls in this, especially Macy and Rhonda.
I found this site while looking for Taxidermia and I must say that I’m really confused on why this one movie is here, going to share my opinionz anyways luk. This movie itself is a perfect tribute to Halloween and everything that the celebration implies, those old horror tales shared across generations sums to what is necessarily a bunch of overused cliches, after all that’s what traditions are. What else can I say it’s one of my favourite films ever maybe you won’t like it if your taste is only torture gore porn but holy shit I love it
In case you thought Brian Cox was gonna phone it in because it’s a dumb Halloween anthology, guess again. He knocks it out of the park and this is an all-timer Halloween picture. Anna Paquin magnetic, it’s a disappointment whenever the camera cuts from her face. Thank you, effedupmovies!
fartbaalls
I wanna fuck that fat little curly haired cunt from bad santa ooooh weee that butterball gets me hard
That was pretty intense
My cousin molested me soon after we watched this. He is 6 years older and I was 8-10 when it happened. He posed as the cool older cousin that would show me cool stuff.
it’s a fun movie
Fun movie.
I play with my turds and I just won the Presidency!
America is so smart!
Come on ? …really?… the fat kid from “bad Santa” I guess as a kid actor he’s gotta eat too (eat a lot)..this film sucks !. I want my hour and seventeen minutes back.I’m pretty sure that’s the actor in happiness that drugs little jimmy and fucks him? How they fall.one day in a stellar Tod solanz film the next day your in this piece of shit .this film give all Hallows day a bad name.
Sam is an iconic movie villain. Unfortunately, he’s attached to a horribly cheesy movie, which could only muster $28,000 at the box office. Sam deserves a better movie (remake).
(I was surprised to see that this dreck was directed by a big-time director/screenwriter. I guess everyone needs to start somewhere.)
The only place a woman has in the White House is the kitchen. I’ll be back in the office soon, America. Mark my words.
what is the collective name for a bunch of cunts?
Ok, I have to go for a while, maybe I’ll be back soon, later or never. Goodbye fred.
deleted my response to NSDAP – so must be an admin person posting NSDAP comments
Hello Fred, here is my 4th poem. Whoever replied to my post I do not believe that was Fred, I don’t think my friend Fred would ever disrespect my führer or me.
In the dankest depths of cinema’s vault,
Fred dives into nightmares, it’s no one’s fault.
With courage and coffee, no terror’s too grand,
To spare us the horrors he’s watched firsthand.
Through slashers and splatters, the gruesome, the weird,
Fred’s dissection of dread leaves nothing to be feared.
With sarcastic finesse, he’s a critic supreme,
Dismantling shock-fests that haunt and demean.
Then came a request, odd and severe,
“Dorian’s home life,” they whispered in cheer.
Yet Fred saw the truth—these reels of deceit,
Designed to scare more than the grotesque we meet.
So Fred hit “Play,” but with eyes open wide,
Unmasking how propaganda’s horrors can lie.
For the worst of all monsters aren’t on the screen,
But in stories unchecked, their motives unseen.
Another movie where Dylan Baker has a child pass out in his lap- the original being Happiness (1998) wtf
Also this movie sucks, don’t watch it.
that’s an hour and twenty minutes of my precious life wasted
Hello my friend fred, I am going to post my third poem and maybe tomorrow I will do a song, who knows.
Fred from effedupmovies, brimming with dread,
Set out for the white where no warm soul treads.
Armed with his camera and a questionable coat,
He boarded a plane, and off he did float.
The cabin was cold, like scenes of pure fright,
He shivered and wondered if this trip was right.
A horror movie enjoyer, but was he that tough,
To face endless ice? Could he call that bluff?
Antarctica loomed—a vast frozen sprawl,
Where the sun barely rose, casting shadows so tall.
The winds screamed like banshees, the snow danced in glee,
It was colder than any dark scene on TV.
He pitched his small tent by the edge of a bluff,
Wrapped in five blankets, but never enough.
The night was alive with a foreboding hum,
And he thought, “What monsters might out here come?”
Yet Fred wandered on, through snow’s brutal sting,
Filming each moment, catching each strange thing—
An iceberg that groaned, a shape in the mist,
Was it madness or marvel? He couldn’t resist.
Returning with footage no sane man would book.
Yet he swore he’d go back, to the edge of the Earth,
For where horror begins, he finds his true worth.
Kinda fun movie. A little embarrassed to say watching this is how I spent Halloween, but whatever. Wondering what “Awaiting approval” means. What in the world would be the bar if Hitler quotes are approved?
To anybody whining and crying over “nazi” comments and asking for “nazis” to be removed off the website, I will never stop since it is my duty to post the truth where ever I go since YHWH God’s sheep hear his voice.
Pope Pius XII gave Jean de Mayol de Lupé his personal blessing to join Division Charlemagne
When in 1941, the Vichy Regime authorized the creation of the Legion of French Volunteers (LVF), he volunteered and became its Chaplain, wearing the German uniform on the Eastern Front. He was decorated with the Iron Cross Second Class in 1943. That same year, he was made Chaplain general of this Unit. According to Le Monde, he actively participated in the combat and was portrayed as “the soul of this unit”. In July 1944, when the SS Charlemagne Division was created, Jean de Mayol de Lupé chose to join.
During the swearing-in ceremony, he celebrated mass and dedicated his homily to “Our most Holy Father the Pope and our Führer Adolf Hitler”.