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AKA: Violent Shit III: Infantry of Doom
Directed by: Andreas Schnaas
Starring: Andreas Schnaas (Karl Jr.), Marc Trinkhaus (Karl Sr.), Joe Neumann (Ron), Mark (Winni Holl), Xiu-Yong Lin (Leon), Dr. Senius (Matthias Bern), Giang (Giang Le), Son (Son Le)
Country: Germany; Effed Up European Movies
Language: German (Eng subs); Effed Up German Cinema
Runtime: 01:18:31
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Cult, Medical, Zombies
Plot – Spoilers:
Karl is now Meister, cruelly ruling over an island populated by tin-mask-wearing fanatics along with his corpse-looking father. There’s even a Mengele there, trying to engineer a meister-race. Then three idiots on a boat land there and are taken prisoner before being set free to be prey in a hunt. Their odds improve when they hook up with a German-speaking Chinese rebel who was forced to fuck his dead wife. Together they feel confident they can take down Karl’s cult with a couple of friendly ninjas who perform impressive flips.
This is trashy German gore that you’ve come to expect from the franchise. It comes loaded with bizarre glitches including random voiceover patches like someone forgot to record the dialogue, awful music early on that surprisingly improves as the film goes, along with mismatched sound effects added during editing. All of this only adds to the ridiculous entertainment as heads roll, fingers fly, faces and torsos are ripped off and a hook-assisted extreme rectal prolapse enabled. Then there are the pathetic creations of the doc always moaning or having their bones broken and hilarious fight sequences – at one point, a severed ninja head with a machete lodged in it becomes an airborne weapon against an evil warrior.
The filmmakers seem to have built the entire script around a single note that read, “MAX headlessness”.
tl;dr the best of the trilogy.
The best of the trilogy, not that the other vomits were not worth watching! A batallion of killers and at the end the ninjas! the director has surpassed himself! I liked the doctor with the hitler mustache he was fun! 4*
More super cheese from the “Violent Shit” series but this one is worth watching because of the sheer effort that was put in to it. The musical score sounds like something you’d hear in an early 1960’s documentary and the plot is thin but the special effects and the stunts are pretty wild. There are some memorable moments like at around 41:30 when they rip the guys spine out by putting a hook in his asshole. The Joseph Mengele doctor with the Hitler mustache is pretty funny. With about a half an hour to go, the film turns in to a Jackie Chan martial arts type movie, complete with corny Japanese music. There is a huge amount of casualties in the war scene and there is no doubt that some of the stunt people got hurt IRL. It’s just a silly movie but it has it’s moments. I’ll go just a cunt hair over 2 and a half stars.
Eu fui o primeiro e ainda nem vi o filme