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AKA: First Sequence
Year: 2009
Directed by: Tom Six
Starring: Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, Akihiro Kitamura
Country: Dutch; Effed Up Dutch Films
Language: English
Runtime: 01:31:58
Genres: Torture, Captivity/Kidnapping, Scat, Body Modification, Sexual-Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Medical
Plot – Spoilers:
Dr. Josef Heiter is a leading German specialist in conjoined twins surgery. His house is decorated with artwork related to the subject. His passion for the subject however has now sunk into depravity as he imagines creating the ultimate work in modern surgery through a Human Centipede – basically, human beings attached face to ass so that one person’s meal is another’s shit. In this regard, after several experiments and failures, he abducts two American tourist girls and a Japanese man who are perfectly matched tissue-wise.
There are no scat scenes and the revolting thought of such a human centipede scenario is quite neatly and hygienically portrayed. In fact, there is a certain aesthetic to the centipede.
Wikipedia fact: Apparently, the scene where Heiter swims in the nude was Dieter Laser’s idea, borne out of the thought that his character thought of the centipede as his pet and would therefore not feel ashamed to appear nude in front of it.
Favorite scenes:
1. Dr. Josef Heiter (named similar to Nazi doctor Josef Mengele) has chased Ashley Williams’ character into a room and is banging on the door. His response to her calling him a ‘sick man’ is hilarious and brilliant.
2. Akihiro Kitamura’s rants in Japanese lend dark humour to the pathetic scenario he finds himself in. This is probably a tribute to Japanese cinema where humour is often a twin conjoined with misery.
3. When Heiter has finished work of surgical art, he sits back to admire his work and even passes a mirror around for the elements of the centipede to marvel at their new form. The elation he feels is so strong that he sheds a few tears and even narcissistically kisses himself in the mirror :))
Human Centipede Trilogy:
Human Centipede 1
Human Centipede 2 Original B/W
Human Centipede 2 Re-release in Colour
Human Centipede 3
RapistovSatan’s comment is worse than this movie WHAT did I just read
The doctor was so fucking hot, I watched this with my friend. Movie sucks though
fucking boring I don’t even know how this became one of ‘the most gruesome films’ when there’s literally no blood until an hour into the movie (and it’s only the doctor hitting the asian guy’s face to which surprisingly 30 secs after the scene he doesn’t have a single bruise from lol) the female mcs were also so frickin stupid for no reason??? you don’t go out to the woods alone in the dark, neither tell a MAN you’re alone or drink anything he offers you plus the scene where one of them tried to escape in the docs bedroom and didn’t grab the lamp as a weapon (which was righ THERE. the camera was FOCUSING it) and at some point tried to avoid getting shot by holding her breath under the water??? does she have a brain the other girl slept the entire movie at least they were mtbs bc their acting was so bad no thrilling at all bc i already knew these retards werent escaping I thought this would be one of those old fucked up snuff films and the human centipede would be like 20 people in a experimental camp or something, but instead the setting is this rich dude’s home and “”the human centipede”” is 3 people crawling behind the other with a white bondage covering their mouths so it’s not like there’s anything too explicit, and the makeup effects are terrible too. idk what people make a big deal out of. like yeah, the… Read more »
Personally, I found it a bit underwhelming; it’s a niche film.
10/10 Recommend.
Honorable mention: I touched myself to the doctor
I’ve seen all 4 of them – 1, 2, 2 Full Sequence and 3. I thought they were all pretty good but not good enough to watch again. 3 stars for each.
Modern classic. A pity that Dieter Laser is already dead. He has been so intense in this flick, you can’t even call that overacting anymore.
I really enjoyed this film! The end disappointed me tough.. 3:
Surprised to say I was quite enjoying my time with this movie until like the last 25 minutes or so. I really like the suspense built up during the first hour of the film, Dr. Heiter works great as a cold, intimidating antagonist and I was surprised at the lack of scat and gore scenes (even jumped a few times due to noise jumpscares). The most graphic part was actually the medical segment of the operation. But maybe my dysfunctional binge of Dora movies recently just heavily desensitized me, lol. As a bonus, watching the interrogation scene as a german native speaker temporarily transported me into the headspace of being inside a(n actually decent for once) german horror flick. Definitely succeeded my expectations, but there was some unused potential towards the third act of the film. Would still recommend though, it’s not as gross as many folks make it out to be!
yo this was wicked awesome until it got boring near the end
Am i the only one who think the script is wonky to say the least? From the perspective of a Fremdsprachler permanently residing in Germany.
bro why always the good guy dies at the end of the movie ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
there are a bunch of perverts admiting to jacking off to this in these comments, but was this movie made for that purpose or was the director trying to say something other than “mouth to ass, shit to mouth, nice” ??? genuinly curious about the intentions behind this, if there were any (other than porn, obviously)
I like RapistovSatan’s reviews 🙂
I would love to put my dick inside that last girl’s pussy so I’d essentially be fucking the entire centipede. I would also put the Japanese guy in the middle so I could still do oral with the other girl since I’m not a faggot. Honestly surprised at how soft this movie was with the gore and scat.
scrumptious!
gross dude
Bro the human centipede 2 movie is the worst / most gross out of the 3.
The doctor is so Berlin coded