Cryptic Plasm (2015)

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Directed by: Brian Paulin
Starring: Joseph Olson (David), Brian Paulin (Brian), Kevin Barbare (Richard), Jack Anthony (Martin)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English
Runtime: 01:18:49
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Sci-Fi

Plot – Spoilers:
Strange shit garnished with scifi has been stinking up US towns. David and his cameraman buddy Brian (the actual director of this film) get a deal with a TV producer to turn their investigative coverage into a show. They’ve been picked to solve the mysterious happenings and capture the creature-sightings that flit by at pace, apparently because David is chubbily sluggish while Brian can barely keep a steady hand.

And so the film rambles on for a while until the gore kicks in. The gore effects reflect significant effort that is in sharp contrast to the leadup with its low-budget vibes.

3.5 2 votes
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Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
January 30, 2026 5:00 pm

Pretty cool special effects near the end and obviously a lot of work went it to the making of this film, but I am just not a fan of these types of films. Give me “Angel Heart” (1987) over something like this any day. This film would have benefitted by having a female 3rd wheel to bring some drama. I’ll go 2 stars for the effort.

Bs
Bs
July 10, 2024 8:29 am

Holy SHIT!!!! NOW THATS A MOVIE!!

A freaking snowflake
A freaking snowflake
May 17, 2024 11:30 pm

This film wants to be Annihilation. Its kinda ok.

Driftis
Driftis
October 5, 2022 12:34 am

The plot was all over the place. It tried too hard to be multi layered and did not manage to to be anything more than empty. Good Gore effects, awesome bad acting… shitty story.

xrated
xrated
September 24, 2022 3:34 am

I’m liking Brian Paulin’s movies if you can upload more of them please regards.

ifuckincant
ifuckincant
September 19, 2022 12:50 pm

Actually a really nice cosmic horror plot. I liked the idea overall. Great super gorey practical effects. Just needed a really good editor to narrow down all the awkward dialogue and situations at the onset of the story

fred fat
fred fat
September 18, 2022 8:25 pm

I found it too cryptic