Cryptic Plasm (2015)

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Avg Rating: 3.3 / 5. Voted: 25

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Directed by: Brian Paulin
Starring: Joseph Olson (David), Brian Paulin (Brian), Kevin Barbare (Richard), Jack Anthony (Martin)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English
Runtime: 01:18:49
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Sci-Fi

Plot – Spoilers:
Strange shit garnished with scifi has been stinking up US towns. David and his cameraman buddy Brian (the actual director of this film) get a deal with a TV producer to turn their investigative coverage into a show. They’ve been picked to solve the mysterious happenings and capture the creature-sightings that flit by at pace, apparently because David is chubbily sluggish while Brian can barely keep a steady hand.

And so the film rambles on for a while until the gore kicks in. The gore effects reflect significant effort that is in sharp contrast to the leadup with its low-budget vibes.

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Driftis
Driftis
October 5, 2022 12:34 am

The plot was all over the place. It tried too hard to be multi layered and did not manage to to be anything more than empty. Good Gore effects, awesome bad acting… shitty story.

xrated
xrated
September 24, 2022 3:34 am

I’m liking Brian Paulin’s movies if you can upload more of them please regards.

ifuckincant
ifuckincant
September 19, 2022 12:50 pm

Actually a really nice cosmic horror plot. I liked the idea overall. Great super gorey practical effects. Just needed a really good editor to narrow down all the awkward dialogue and situations at the onset of the story

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  ifuckincant
September 23, 2022 9:06 am

If u liked this, then check out ” Fetus ” by the same director. Not much on plot but the gore is ott.

ifuckincant
ifuckincant
Reply to  Zed Man
September 23, 2022 10:51 am

Thanks for the rec!

fred fat
fred fat
September 18, 2022 8:25 pm

I found it too cryptic

double dumpy
double dumpy
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September 18, 2022 8:38 pm

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Dr Lecter
Dr Lecter
Reply to  fred fat
September 23, 2022 5:06 am

We all know the fat named fred
in the comments section was where he always lead
if he wasn’t first
he’d come on like your worst
and beat the number one over the head

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Dr Lecter
January 13, 2023 4:00 pm

Weak,but he’s a pre-teen faggot,who whines & spams like a 12 year old asshole… that i have my cock in with my brothers,Ed & Jonathan,the ass bandit trilogy,3 fags til Friday

Richard
Richard
Reply to  Steve
January 13, 2023 5:51 pm

You’re all wound up. Why don’t you grow up you immature gay pre teen little cry baby. Wah-wah-wah. Ha ha you little fucking pussy.

Incon-cruelty
Incon-cruelty
Reply to  Richard
January 13, 2023 11:22 pm

Is it possible to be truly gay as a pre-teen?
I can accept that some (most) people have a fairly easy understanding of their likes/dislikes from an early age but others remain confused partly because of social norms and partly lack of experience.
Was not that long ago that people would have been married with children before they decided it was all a mistake and they preferred same-sex partners.

Kate
Kate
Reply to  Incon-cruelty
January 13, 2023 11:53 pm

I think Richard was only speaking to the liberal/democrat children in the USA who can make decisions about sex change operations as young as 4 years old.

Steve Richards
Steve Richards
Reply to  Richard
January 14, 2023 4:31 am

Wind them up & watch them go haha listen & listen very carefully you pre-teen faggot,all you do is whine & spam like a gay cry baby,don’t make me call my imaginary friends,grow up whiney 12 year old

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Steve Richards
January 14, 2023 5:04 am

It’s so unfair that he uses different names. Hey, when we get back to our 3rd grade elementary school class we can tell all the kids that we fucked Steve’s mother and he is a pedo. All the kids are going to think we are so cool. It’s gonna be neato. You know that it is you and me who are the mature ones.

Richard stevens
Richard stevens
Reply to  Tommy Karate
January 14, 2023 5:12 am

Elementary school? You read my mind,awesome,wanna come & fuck & molest some children with me dude? Always looking for some fresh pree teen ass to break in,then we can double team my mum,she gives the best head,bring Ed & Richard & the boys along too

Ed
Ed
Reply to  Richard stevens
January 14, 2023 5:16 am

Steve really makes your blood boil. All you can do is think about him night and day like some gay obsession. Why don’t you grow up you fucking cry baby?

Steve Edwards
Steve Edwards
Reply to  Ed
January 14, 2023 5:23 am

Hey look who’s back,Ed Stevens,now listen Ed & listen very carefully all you do is spam day & night you gay cry baby,wind you up & watch you go,grow up? No I love the pre-teen faggots,not into grown ups,children & my mum only,say hi to Richard….actually fuck that guy he’s a bigger cam than you

Steve Edwards
Steve Edwards
Reply to  Ed
January 14, 2023 5:24 am

You make the blood in my cock boil baby

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Steve Edwards
January 14, 2023 5:57 am

this fagfest is leaving a lot to be desired

Richard
Richard
Reply to  fred fat
January 14, 2023 6:01 am

Well Lucky you stopped by to show us how it’s done then isn’t it,you shit stabber

Ed
Ed
Reply to  Richard
January 14, 2023 8:04 am

We all know Steve hurt your feelings by telling everyone exactly what you are – a pre teen gay little fucking jerk – but do you have to keep proving him right day after day by spamming like a little butt hurt faggot? Grow up you fucking cry baby.