Cryptic Plasm (2015)

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Avg Rating: 3.1 / 5. Voted: 14

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Directed by: Brian Paulin
Starring: Joseph Olson (David), Brian Paulin (Brian), Kevin Barbare (Richard), Jack Anthony (Martin)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English
Runtime: 01:18:49
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Sci-Fi

Plot – Spoilers:
Strange shit garnished with scifi has been stinking up US towns. David and his cameraman buddy Brian (the actual director of this film) get a deal with a TV producer to turn their investigative coverage into a show. They’ve been picked to solve the mysterious happenings and capture the creature-sightings that flit by at pace, apparently because David is chubbily sluggish while Brian can barely keep a steady hand.

And so the film rambles on for a while until the gore kicks in. The gore effects reflect significant effort that is in sharp contrast to the leadup with its low-budget vibes.

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fred fat
fred fat
September 18, 2022 8:25 pm

I found it too cryptic

double dumpy
double dumpy
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September 18, 2022 8:38 pm

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Dr Lecter
Dr Lecter
Reply to  fred fat
September 23, 2022 5:06 am

We all know the fat named fred
in the comments section was where he always lead
if he wasn’t first
he’d come on like your worst
and beat the number one over the head

ifuckincant
ifuckincant
September 19, 2022 12:50 pm

Actually a really nice cosmic horror plot. I liked the idea overall. Great super gorey practical effects. Just needed a really good editor to narrow down all the awkward dialogue and situations at the onset of the story

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  ifuckincant
September 23, 2022 9:06 am

If u liked this, then check out ” Fetus ” by the same director. Not much on plot but the gore is ott.

ifuckincant
ifuckincant
Reply to  Zed Man
September 23, 2022 10:51 am

Thanks for the rec!

xrated
xrated
September 24, 2022 3:34 am

I’m liking Brian Paulin’s movies if you can upload more of them please regards.