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Directed by: Giulio De Santi
Starring: Rayner Bourton (Frank Zimosa), Michael Howe (Jorge Mistrandia)
Country: Italy; Effed Up Italian Films
Language: English
Runtime: 01:17:22
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Horror
Plot – Spoilers:
A hitman arrives at a hotel with orders to kill a couple staying there. It’s all POV and the person who hired him is also seeing it all through some kind of google glass the hitman wears. Then the instructions get weird – he is to pluck out their brains and guts.
Watching this is like playing a first-person survival horror game – you hack your way through rooms and pick up weapons and ammo along the way. But all this, without the control.
About the gore in Hotel Inferno. One way to put it would be – this is not one of those films where the poster is deceptive.
Not a fan. Shaky cam gave me a fucking headache and the gore looked amatuer. 2 stars.
DEHUMANIZINGREVIEWS
Hotel Inferno – 4/10
Well, creative, funny, gory, shitty, kinda creative. The idea was really nice and movie gives us the understanding that this will be a fun gore-comedy, but, unfortunately, weird decisions, low budget and poor acting makes it hard to watch.
My advice for this movie – highly recommended to get high as fuck, turn on some brutal slamming death metal (my picks: Devourment, Devour the Unborn, 10 in the chest, Snuffed on Sight, Sanguisugabogg, Craniotomy) and enjoy ts as a background!
See y’all again in other DEHUMANIZINGREVIEWS!
absolute shit, and somehow there’s two other parts
Lmao what a piece of shit
Voice acting was somehow worse than the gore
Fun movie to watch. I love the video game feel and shlockiness. Funny gore scenes all over the place, lol.
Voice acting meh
One hour spent hearing “Mr. Samosa” and watching zombie-like dudes being killed like in a videogame. The “plot” makes no sense, acting is terrible and it’s full of incoherence.
One of the shittiest movies I’ve ever watched in my entire life.
a kind soft British man whispers in my ear as he crushes someone’s brain… mnhgghhhhhh….
This is actually good it feels like a video game I see where hardcore Henry got the pov idea from🙂
Fun but dumb watch, felt like a video game and would make a great video game actually. Would watch again with friends
a big diarrhea
this shit was ASS!! I was scared at first I guess, but then yall made me laugh my ahh off by this “scary” voice. The fake blood and special effects ? absolute ass. Yall…Ts was funny af like at the end when this guy was trapped in that stinky room full of flies and the scary voice was talking to him, there was this guy w the “uu scaryy” mask who was lit told on set to prob “act scary, like a satanic” or some shit, i was laughing at him all the time, my man was lost like does he know he’s alive ? lmao
who up puking salami and peppers on somebodys hotel sink
This movie was so shitty that it turned back into being good. The voice acting was so bad 😭 I loved it 10/10
would have went hard as a game, but was still entertained tho.
Not my cup of tea but it does have shock value
this movie fucking sucks damn
voice acting makes this movie better honestly. pure comedy
i want to horror movie
fantastic.
The voice acting was shitty but the overall banter was pretty funny, unrealistic but good gore as well. Also if ur watching this late at night friendly reminder to get some sleep, u deserve it 🙂
Cheesy voice acting but it’s like a amateur Hardcore Henry movie with much more gore.
if u can get past the shit voice acting, the gores pretty good for its time.
Man am i glad i found this! The voiceacting is cheap and horrible but adds so much to the overall fun i had with this movie. I appreciate the practical effects and you can tell that the moviemakers had fun with it and put their heart into this project. It feels like Hardcore Henry for people who enjoy the Doom videogame series or other horror fps. And of course the dialogue is silly… of course you lough when the protagonist yells “fuck you” in his thick accent with his Peg-Leg-Pete voice… or when we hear that his name is Mr. Samosa… but all of this adds to the glorious and charming trashiness of this movie. The horror and action elements flow well together, the effects are impressive and fun to look at considering the budget. If i want good dialogue and a strong plot i go watch breaking bad or polanskis McBeth or something. Do you play Doom for the plot? Certainly not. Grab yourself a beer, lean back after a hard day at work and enjoy this trashy massacre!
Great movie, I want this to be turned into a video game!
better puke content than with Lucifer Valentine.
Interesting movie. Reminds me of the POV you would have in a horror video game.
Jesus that voice acting, it’s like a cheap video game, couldn’t make it past 5 minutes
I did read the synopsis but I still tought it was just another torture porn until the guy start glorykilling everyone around. Also seems like these guys are still around and Adam Chaplin 2 is coming soon.
this was one of the most disappointing things in my life it didn’t even scare me indoors why would you move the movie to outdoors if you can’t even scare me in that dark clostrophobic atmosphere
Mr Samosa 😆
these comments are no help
for fucks sake
Movie was fun, not the best but eh good waste of time.
The fuck is going on in the comments tho jesus