Zero Years (2005)

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Directed by: Nikos Nikolaidis
Starring: Eftyhia Yakoumi (Tormented by kids), Jenny Kitselli (Leader), Vicky Harris (New girl), Arhontisa Mavrakaki (Maro), Michele Valley (Official)
Country: Greece; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Greek (Eng Subs); Effed Up Greek Cinema
Runtime: 02:05:52
Genres: Captivity, Prostitution, Mental Illness, Sexual-Violence against Men, BDSM, Girl-on-girl themed, SelfHarm, Sexual-Violence against Women

Plot – Spoilers:
A filthy apartment serves as a dystopian brothel where three women serve time as dom prostitutes. A government official drops by from time to time to make sure they’re given their shots and are earning as prescribed. A fourth woman joins them and is initially quick to remind everyone she’s only passing through and will be gone soon. But it seems inevitable she’ll be soon institutionalized.

All the women there have been turned barren, though it’s suggested some might have been used to produce experimental offspring in the past. The women’s inability to ever bear kids haunts them in different ways. One of them is sure she’s pregnant, and every few months, drags the others through a ritual of birth simulation. Then there’s another who has a bizarre relationship with the kids she claims to see through her binoculars as they emerge out of a gutter opposite her apartment. She flashes her tits at them, but on other occasions is assaulted by them in a manner that is suggested to be sexual. With food and water scarce, getting an egg broken on their tits is for some reason a punishment they dread, and yet, in keeping with the insanity of the place, they are also turned on by it.

From the director of Singapore Sling, this is less effedup, but more political. There’s plenty anyone can take from it depending on what they’re experiencing in life. Or it could just be a political commentary on how ideologies merely hoodwink you into ironically yielding your life to the very thing you detest.

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Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
March 18, 2026 5:40 pm

Kooky borefest with a gibberish script about a dystopian society with 4 S & M type prostitutes being held in a rundown brothel with ghosts of dead children lurking about. Things go haywire when one of the women kidnaps a client and the authorities step in to get to the bottom of it. It’s like an absurdist play that was put on screen just to bore people to tears. I’m sure there is some deep meaning about feminism and control behind it all but, really, who cares? 2 stars.

Mitsos o Gamias
Mitsos o Gamias
February 3, 2025 2:39 pm

ΓΑΜΩ ΤΙΣ ΜΑΝΟΥΛΕΣ ΣΑΣ! 🙂

(“i love you all” in Greek)

no sleep
no sleep
January 24, 2025 5:07 pm

the perfect film

fred fat
fred fat
August 30, 2024 6:09 pm

when were the zero years?

Dana
Dana
July 6, 2024 4:21 am

These ladies are gorgeous! I love the natural black hair over white skin! The cute tall girl with the long straight hair is my fave! She has perfect natural breasts, and a nice bush! I wish she was a little more hairy through the legs and under the arms, but this is good enough! These chick’s are ORGANIC, and better looking than ANYTHING in hawleywould. I want to travel to Greece, now!

Ursula
Ursula
January 17, 2024 1:56 am

They are my kind of women…😛if they got stoned even better ..I’m moving in

BillyBob
BillyBob
September 24, 2023 1:09 pm

Wish i was sterile.Kids are a burden and ruin your life.

ghos-l-
ghos-l-
September 20, 2023 9:10 am

[Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer
Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer]

Since dawn of time
The fate of men is that of lice
Equal as parasites
And moving without eyes
A day of reckoning
When penence is to burn
Count down together now
And say the words
That you will learn

Hell Satan – Archangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero
Hell Satan – Archangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero

[Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer]

Crest fallen kings and queens
Comforting in their faith
Unbeknownst to them
Is the presence of the wraith
Since fate of men is equal
To the fate of lice
As new dawn rises
You shall recognize
Now behold the lord of flies

Hell Satan – Archangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero
Hell Satan

He will tremble the nations
Kingdoms to fall one by one
Victim to fall for temptations
A daughter to fall for a son
The ancient serpent deceiver
The masses standing in awe
He will ascend to the heavens
Above the stars of god

Hell Satan – Arcangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero
Hell Satan – Archangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero

prezzy
prezzy
September 19, 2023 8:46 pm

lets go

bies
bies
September 19, 2023 10:28 am

‘Singapore Sling’ is a masterpiece, of course. If I understand it correctly, Nikos Nikolaidis felt that this film was just as good, and when it was not recognized as such he stopped making films altogether.

Now, ‘Singapore Sling’ one can just watch and enjoy without wondering what the film is about. This is not the case with film, since from the outset it is clear that it is a work of utopian or dystopian fiction, and so comments on the human condition and social structures, in particular. I would look to hear more about the interpretation of this film from our Greek friends (Peter?), or from the Admin(s).

My first reaction is that the film portrays the female condition in a world dominated my men. So one might see it as a feminist film, a kind of Greek look at male domination as opposed to that of the all-American ‘Barbie’ of Greta Gerwig.

bies
bies
September 18, 2023 6:38 pm

Great Admin(s)! Many thanks!

coco kiss
coco kiss
September 18, 2023 4:59 pm

crazy stuff… from greece wow
thx
coco

τοτος
τοτος
September 18, 2023 4:07 pm

today is a great day my fellow greeks

no1
no1
September 18, 2023 3:32 pm

yayy more greek cinema…..