Zero Years (2005)

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AKA:
Directed by: Nikos Nikolaidis
Starring: Eftyhia Yakoumi (Tormented by kids), Jenny Kitselli (Leader), Vicky Harris (New girl), Arhontisa Mavrakaki (Maro), Michele Valley (Official)
Country: Greece; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Greek (Eng Subs); Effed Up Greek Cinema
Runtime: 02:05:52
Genres: Captivity, Prostitution, Mental Illness, Sexual-Violence against Men, BDSM, Girl-on-girl themed, SelfHarm, Sexual-Violence against Women

Plot – Spoilers:
A filthy apartment serves as a dystopian brothel where three women serve time as dom prostitutes. A government official drops by from time to time to make sure they’re given their shots and are earning as prescribed. A fourth woman joins them and is initially quick to remind everyone she’s only passing through and will be gone soon. But it seems inevitable she’ll be soon institutionalized.

All the women there have been turned barren, though it’s suggested some might have been used to produce experimental offspring in the past. The women’s inability to ever bear kids haunts them in different ways. One of them is sure she’s pregnant, and every few months, drags the others through a ritual of birth simulation. Then there’s another who has a bizarre relationship with the kids she claims to see through her binoculars as they emerge out of a gutter opposite her apartment. She flashes her tits at them, but on other occasions is assaulted by them in a manner that is suggested to be sexual. With food and water scarce, getting an egg broken on their tits is for some reason a punishment they dread, and yet, in keeping with the insanity of the place, they are also turned on by it.

From the director of Singapore Sling, this is less effedup, but more political. There’s plenty anyone can take from it depending on what they’re experiencing in life. Or it could just be a political commentary on how ideologies merely hoodwink you into ironically yielding your life to the very thing you detest.

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BillyBob
BillyBob
September 24, 2023 1:09 pm

Wish i was sterile.Kids are a burden and ruin your life.

Richard
Richard
Reply to  BillyBob
September 26, 2023 3:52 am

No not at all, you could make quite a bit of money if you sell them to me, Untouched of course.

deadboy
deadboy
Reply to  Richard
September 27, 2023 7:47 pm

shut up bro you’re corny as hell

ghos-l-
ghos-l-
September 20, 2023 9:10 am

[Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer
Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer]

Since dawn of time
The fate of men is that of lice
Equal as parasites
And moving without eyes
A day of reckoning
When penence is to burn
Count down together now
And say the words
That you will learn

Hell Satan – Archangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero
Hell Satan – Archangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero

[Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer]

Crest fallen kings and queens
Comforting in their faith
Unbeknownst to them
Is the presence of the wraith
Since fate of men is equal
To the fate of lice
As new dawn rises
You shall recognize
Now behold the lord of flies

Hell Satan – Archangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero
Hell Satan

He will tremble the nations
Kingdoms to fall one by one
Victim to fall for temptations
A daughter to fall for a son
The ancient serpent deceiver
The masses standing in awe
He will ascend to the heavens
Above the stars of god

Hell Satan – Arcangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero
Hell Satan – Archangelo
Hell Satan – Welcome year zero

wanker
wanker
Reply to  ghos-l-
September 22, 2023 3:01 pm

twat #$%|\

prezzy
prezzy
September 19, 2023 8:46 pm

lets go

bies
bies
September 19, 2023 10:28 am

‘Singapore Sling’ is a masterpiece, of course. If I understand it correctly, Nikos Nikolaidis felt that this film was just as good, and when it was not recognized as such he stopped making films altogether.

Now, ‘Singapore Sling’ one can just watch and enjoy without wondering what the film is about. This is not the case with film, since from the outset it is clear that it is a work of utopian or dystopian fiction, and so comments on the human condition and social structures, in particular. I would look to hear more about the interpretation of this film from our Greek friends (Peter?), or from the Admin(s).

My first reaction is that the film portrays the female condition in a world dominated my men. So one might see it as a feminist film, a kind of Greek look at male domination as opposed to that of the all-American ‘Barbie’ of Greta Gerwig.

peter
peter
Reply to  bies
September 19, 2023 12:39 pm

I am Albanian living in greece and not a greek.. Albanian women are hotter than most greek females and far more talented as actresses. Giakoumis that play in this film is part Albanian her grandfather lived near Tirana (the capital of Albania) before moving to greece and marrying a greek woman. In greece it’s considered bad to say that you have Albanian ancestors. So Albanians or halflings with mixed DNA like Eftihia Giakoumis that live here try to hide their true origins. You should know

peter
peter
Reply to  bies
September 19, 2023 2:06 pm

First of all, i have to clear this up as i have the same “name” but i am not the same person as Peter below. And i won’t go there to say i am Greek , full Greek or whatever that nonsense means. I really dont get the comment about Eftihia having Albanian grandfather or the rest of the discrimination mumbling. I have to say though that world-history of film include many great Greek actresses for 100 years now (you want some names? Paxinou, Mercouri, Papas…). As for hotness and beauty, well, i can say from my POV not much difference…Now that we got these out of the way, about the film, Nikos was a sentimental person and we have a catalogue of nice artists in Greece that got misunderstood and kept their distance from their artform. A long one. Some were recognised outside the country (Angelopoulos) much much more, even today Lanthimos is not considered of high value in Greece. Your get is to the point, as all matters you mentioned are in the film. Nikolaidis had a lot of ideas and he always tries to create a mix of them. IMHO his films are and will always be interesting even if they were not always successful. I think in a way he never gave us a true masterpiece that he was capable of. Nice to get the chance to share my thoughts with you.

Richard
Richard
Reply to  peter
September 19, 2023 4:21 pm

Stfu you douchebag or I’ll give you a knuckle sandwich you coward, I’d beat your brains in if you had any you gay crybaby, Grow up shit for brains. Ha ha.

DOOMSDAY WARNING
DOOMSDAY WARNING
Reply to  Richard
September 19, 2023 6:34 pm

Listen you crud. Remember when Admin shut down the comments for a day? How would you like that to be permanent? Keep it up you creep and see what happens. Final warning.

Yes Please
Yes Please
Reply to  DOOMSDAY WARNING
September 19, 2023 8:27 pm

Finally… I honestly hope so

Johnny Nuggets
Johnny Nuggets
Reply to  DOOMSDAY WARNING
September 21, 2023 6:03 pm

Fuck off Steve/Richard you faggot, its just you answering your own bullshit dickhead.

Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
Reply to  DOOMSDAY WARNING
September 21, 2023 6:03 pm

Suck my dick fuckhead

Cabbage
Cabbage
Reply to  DOOMSDAY WARNING
September 21, 2023 6:19 pm

Listen very carefuly?

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  DOOMSDAY WARNING
September 22, 2023 12:57 am

Suck me off you gay cry baby!

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  Tommy Karate
September 22, 2023 3:06 am

Doomsday Warning got you good this time. You’re all whining and crying like little jack off assholes. Ha ha. Ta ta.

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  A concerned friend
September 22, 2023 1:54 pm

How so Steve/ Richard? You dirty child rapist, How could a pedo ever “Get me good?” You dirty, dirty cunt. Ha ha. Ta ta. PredatAH

bies
bies
Reply to  peter
September 19, 2023 6:19 pm

Peter, what a nice reaction. You know, when I grew up there was the Iron Curtain and the general public in the West had no idea about the cultural differences in Eastern Europe, it was unknown territory. Now I can understand very well that you are proud of your Albanian roots. [My hope is that Europe will become something like the United States, with ‘states’ that somehow represent the diverse peoples living there: the Albanians, the Macedonians, the Catalonians, the Basques, the Bretons, and so on… It will not happen in my lifetime, but to me it seems essential for Europe to continue to exist under the threats of China, the US, the Arab world, and (to a lesser extent) Russia.]

Peter, I am an old man, and for me all these (often vulgar) remarks about the ‘attractiveness’ of Greek actresses seem to corroborate what this film is about. So, let us not go there. I am surprised that you say that the films of Yorgos Lanthimos are not appreciated in Greece. He is highly regarded elsewhere, so please tell me more about the problems the Greek have with his work. Interestingly, there is an ‘effedup’ element in all of his work (but not of the splatter type) which to me is quite common in many European films (see the films of Athina Rachel Tsangari for a Greek example). Is that the problem the general public in Greece have a difficulty with?

Let us hear more from you, Peter!

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
Reply to  bies
September 20, 2023 1:38 am

😁 what the world has come to when an albanian snubs greeks.

peter
peter
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
September 20, 2023 11:59 am

Happens because a lot of women and men in Greece are mixed race. They are terrorized by greek racists and nationalists….

Actress Giakoumis mentioned in the film have also Albanian ancentry but she hides it out of fear and when some greek retard in here calls her “greek” makes me angry.

peter
peter
Reply to  peter
September 20, 2023 10:23 pm

RETARD IS YOU AND PROBABLY ALL YOUR FAMILY idiot. I know the person and she is Greek. You are just stupid. VLAKA, also learn some history, monkey

peter
peter
Reply to  peter
September 21, 2023 5:00 pm

Fuck off grecko wannabe. Greeks have been infested for thousands of years by retarded outsider inbred cunts whom no doubt you come from a long line of. Like I said, Giakoumis that play in this film is part Albanian her grandfather lived near Tirana before moving to greece and marrying a greek woman. Next time you tell someone to learn history, why don’t you look back at yours and find out which brother fucked his sister to brew you up you cro magnum dribbling chucklehead.

peter
peter
Reply to  peter
September 22, 2023 1:56 pm

blah blah blah you told us 3 times already that Giakoumi had a grandfather from Albania. So what? This is history?
You informed us before about the Albanian actresses being a thing. You are a joke. Albanians are fine, as fine as Greeks anyway. You are a joke, you are a rude nobody, as if i dont know who fucked who etc and where we all come from. Who cares? you are a complete joke. vlaka blah blah blah sameshitinfo blah blah mumble blah blah blah
kathysterhmene vlaka

bies
bies
September 18, 2023 6:38 pm

Great Admin(s)! Many thanks!

coco kiss
coco kiss
September 18, 2023 4:59 pm

crazy stuff… from greece wow
thx
coco

τοτος
τοτος
September 18, 2023 4:07 pm

today is a great day my fellow greeks

peter
peter
Reply to  τοτος
September 18, 2023 5:51 pm

Eftihia Giakoumi was the best and prettiest new actress these years in Greece, my favorite.

Greek old sluts
Greek old sluts
Reply to  peter
September 18, 2023 10:46 pm

Today she is a mediocre bitch with saggy tits and a face full of botox. Greek bitches turn ugly fast mate and spend all their money for plastic surgeries

peter
peter
Reply to  Greek old sluts
September 18, 2023 10:50 pm

I think she is retired from acting and certainly not a mediocre etc but ok.

Richard
Richard
Reply to  Greek old sluts
September 19, 2023 4:23 pm

Who cares stfu you little asshole, Greek sex is for Alphas you coward douche.

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Richard
September 22, 2023 1:03 am

Yes you’d know all about taking it up the shit chute & forcing it up the assholes of younger & more vulnerable members of our species.

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Tommy Karate
September 22, 2023 3:10 am

Hey Tommy. We need a pivot man at our next circle jerk tomorrow night and we know you’re about as gay as you can get. Are you game? Douche bag?

Tommy karate
Tommy karate
Reply to  Ted Nugent
September 22, 2023 9:41 am

Ask Richard, Im sure he’s free Steve, If not Doomsday will be right up in your shitter…..but it could be a problem, You’re all the one weirdo, I guess you could have an imaginary fag fest, invite a concerned friend too, A grand old fuck fest in the Psych ward you multiple personality cunt, At least the kids are safe while the fag foursome is going down. Ta ta & enjoy pedo boy.

captain monkey
captain monkey
Reply to  τοτος
September 18, 2023 7:38 pm

bravo malakas

This is SPARTA
This is SPARTA
Reply to  captain monkey
September 18, 2023 10:48 pm

Shut up μουνόπανο

captain monkey
captain monkey
Reply to  This is SPARTA
September 19, 2023 8:32 pm

φαε σκατά γαμώ το σπίτι σου αρχίδη

no1
no1
September 18, 2023 3:32 pm

yayy more greek cinema…..