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AKA: –
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Babycat, Autumn Misery, Raven, Ameara LaVey
Country: Canada; Effed Up Canadian Films
Language: English
Runtime: 00:27:04
Genres: Short, Puking, Self Mutilation, Girl-on-Girl
About:
This ‘making of’, revolves around one of the Angela Chapters, ‘Angel Abuse’, and is a special feature on the DVD.
Why would anyone want to watch the original for 3 hours? Both of them are disgusting and lucifer valentine needs to die.
Who wants to take the “Clams and Linguine Challenge?” Here’s how it works. Either make or, better still, get some take out clams and linguine and eat half of it. Next, put this film on at 13:45 and begin watching while you continue to eat your dinner. Let us know how you did.
More weird shit with Lucifer Valentine and his weird friends. 2 stars.
Sieg hail
Why do I get the feeling this guy is a part of the US government
did yall know that this fag has a thing for brother-sister incest and even r4ped his mentally retarded sister until she k!lled herself
Whoever enjoys this disgusting puking scenes, they have mental problems. This website doesn’t have fast forward. I asked them but they said I will never hear from them. I just asked the 10 seconds forward option for the puking scenes
god i wish that were me
What is this stupid ugly fucking pedo making these gay fucking unwiped ass movies for, bro i dont think anyone is actually finding this weird ass dirty puke stuff as hot shit. freak.
Stupid faggot shit. Anyone who shaves a chick’s head is a faggot who prefers boys, probably little boys. Valentine is a pedophile faggot, could just pay a prostitute to puke on him but instead makes movies to try to gross other people out. Edgy kid.
surprised to see raven
this bitch is definitely retarded lmao
I got as far as the first 15 seconds then I began to feel I was going to puke as I wondered why any pretty girl wants to have a totally repulsive piece of scrap metal through their nose. I can make allowances for ugly girls who want to do this as they have nothing to lose in making themselves look even more repulsive but I will never understand why so many lovely girls think it is a nice idea to mutilate parts of their faces in this way.
as films go this one looks kind of normal; has all the elements that you’d find in any documentary or a biography; a little unusual to have the actress donate the improv~private clips; but that keeps the video looking creative. What happens to audience is come here, come here, get away, get away. Let me break your illusion for you, not by turning the camera around but by reaching into it. ***** Note: If the sound of retching & splashing sets you off.. lower or mute the volume. “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.” ***** My sickgrrl, your Babycat, say coz of her “up bringing”.. doesn’t have the boundaries general to the majority; she is a work in progress ( no programs installed re: impulse control ) and while in the process towards maturity, she’s going to be both attractive and repulsive; are not we all, with everything outside of what we’ll admit to as having that same charm. How much of what might be perversion lives inside of me/we/us? the only way to find out is to climb in headfirst. This is a raw and human film. ***** “These feelings of yours aren’t unusual – in fact, several of them have websites.” ***** This film glitters with low production values. The price points being visible in the sets and props: a hotel room and a can of chicken vegetable soup. You can’t expect much from an investment like that. “Follow the… Read more »
Lucifer Valentine is a stupid, egdy Satanist, faggot twat. All Satanist Are Pedophilic, demented, autistic, bastards. They all deserve a mass beating, and be disemboweled alive. Then have their dead bodies loaded with explosives and blow up every Satanic church there is.
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There exists a long form review at : https://severed-cinema.com/blending-awareness-with-exploitation-a-dvd-review-of-lucifer-valentines-the-angela-tapes-from-black-lava/
Is this how south africans sound or is he just a faggot?
Shes probably mad at her parents for inheriting those fucked up chompers lmao
She is so cute, she is definitely my favorite!!
These ladies seem pretty chill.
I like the Manson family look the skinny one adopts.
The X on the forehead is pretty hip, glad she chose to cut it symmetrically in the end.
Anal abuse? A daily occurrence in my world.
@Potato Have mailed you
grooming on camera. what a time to be alive! amazing <3
He knew she was fucked up and didn’t give a shit. He turned a quite pretty girl into the mess we see at the end of this.
crazy people lol
interesting video, dont see the gains watching it
hey admin
happy new year to you, your wife, and your wife’s boyfriend
all of us EUM regulars are counting on you to keep it up!
your movie “Making of Angel Abuse” is easily the best of 2024
Babycat RULES!
https://soundcloud.com/kateonline/gamerboy2007
So I play the game
Doesn’t matter what others say
Photograph your face
Cause I’m sick of my own today
Why don’t you hurt me?
I’m undeserving
Unworthy
God himself told me
Go on and hurt me
Undeserving
Unworthy
God himself told me
I don’t mind at all
Makes you happy when I fall
Picking nails off the wall
God I hope he sees it all
x2
I don’t expect you not to cry
We weren’t friends
I guess that’s fine
You thanked me for the shitty beer
I drank the night
till my head seemed clear
I took your jacket on the road
You left a note
I felt so cold
Sometimes it’s worth it,
All the pain
Sometimes I feel
Collective shame
Babycat RULES
Rock on EUM!
They always have, bad teeth, 90 bad tattoos, and the mental health nose ring. All that money and could just buy a few hours of therapy
“do you just do whatever I ask you to?” “Yea ofcause.” This is a bit concerning LV…
Wow, thank you❗❗
Most of ppl aren’t ready and don’t get it❗❗
That chick is obviously mentally unwell. Also you can’t tell me drugs weren’t involved in this. They don’t seem sober at times. Pretty sad
oh good lord what the fuck is this…
Yessssss i can finally watch this movie
Ew…. What ?
Sadly none of the movies on the site are loading…Never had any problems for years here but today it just dosent work.