Moi Christiane F (2022)

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AKA: Moi, Christiane F, 13 Ans, Droguée, Prostituée… – Une Génération Perdue
Directed by: Claire Laborey
Country: France; Effed Up European Movies
Language: French, German; Effed Up French Cinema
Runtime: 00:52:02
Genres: Documentary, Drugs

About:
A documentary on the cultural impact of Christiane Felscherinow, the central character of Christiane F. Worth a watch if you enjoyed the movie, particularly for the insights on:
How some of the things related to junkies or the young-on-drugs seem so obvious now, but weren’t quite so in ’70s Germany.
Sometimes a good-looking face is needed so that the general public don’t dismiss an issue as just some problem, scum are faced with.
Christiane Felscherinow’s reluctance to be admired, but the inevitability of it.

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Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
March 16, 2026 3:07 am

I want to mount her

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
February 15, 2026 2:06 pm

Interesting documentary. I’ve seen the movie “Christiane F.” (1981) many years ago and I will be revisiting it soon. I remember it being a very good film. 3 stars for the documentary.

john the facist
john the facist
January 27, 2026 12:16 pm

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January 25, 2026 2:37 pm

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October 10, 2025 7:43 pm

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I'm not a robot
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