Cat Sick Blues (2015)

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Directed by: Dave Jackson
Starring: Matthew C. Vaughan (Ted), Shian Denovan (Claire)
Country: Australia; Effed Up Australian-NZ Films
Language: English (Optional Eng subs)
Runtime: 01:34:36
Genres: Serial Killer, Violence against Women, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Mask, Medical, Dead Animals, Internet Culture

Plot – Spoilers:
Ted hasn’t been himself since his cat died. A kittie camgirl helps him through most nights, but he needs more. He’s got a cat mask but his grief demands other paraphernalia. For this, he’s got this creative guy who brings his designs to life. These include paws and a giant cat cock with barbs that gets Ted groaning purrs. Armed with them, he hunts women before draining their blood into jars and collecting their heads.

Then there’s Claire, the exploitative social media owner of a star cat. A retard finds his way into her home and ends up breaking her cat’s neck before raping her. Distraught, she tries out at a pet grieving group where she hooks up with Ted who’s been stalking her.

This is a very entertaining movie that drops off towards the end but with plenty before that to satisfy your gore urges. There are also a few great hyper stylized slomo scenes if that’s your thing. And Ted does use that cat cock eventually, in a forced blowjob.

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24 Comments
Z
Z
November 2, 2026 9:39 am

The fuck did I watch

killthatgirl.com
killthatgirl.com
November 2, 2026 3:04 am

love everything abt this movie except the fact that Claire lived kill that girl

Steve
Steve
November 1, 2026 1:14 pm

Nubba thinking this movie was put here is the ultimate display of dipshit narcissism.

Holy shit, your life must suck so bad.

Fat cow.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
November 1, 2026 6:11 am

Admin putting up a cat themed movie to honour Meow for Halloween is genuinely so sweet and heartwarming

meowmix
meowmix
November 1, 2026 12:27 am

This movie is awesome, so glad to see it on here, so underrated.

Joao Carlos
Joao Carlos
October 31, 2026 10:06 pm

O cara da crítica abaixo escreveu um 📰🗞️ jornal inteiro

Steve
Steve
October 31, 2026 9:48 pm

Cats are vile creatures that deserve to be killed on sight.

xd
xd
October 31, 2026 9:15 pm

Meow supporters be like

r/effedupmoviez shit
r/effedupmoviez shit
October 31, 2026 9:08 pm

So far I 100% imagine this would happen if Meow know where any of the EUM users lived IRL.

Meow
Meow
October 31, 2026 9:06 pm

Reviewing this before OMH. You’re welcome folks. Cat Sick Blues (2015), directed by Dave Jackson, is an extremely bizarre, unconventional and deeply unsettling Australian independent horror film that takes an already unusual premise and pushes it into some very strange territory. Written by Dave Jackson and Andrew Gallacher, the film follows Ted (Matthew C. Vaughan), a socially isolated young man whose world falls apart following the death of his beloved cat, Patrick. Unable to accept his loss, Ted becomes increasingly consumed by an elaborate delusion that he can bring his feline companion back by collecting nine human lives, eventually transforming himself into a disturbing masked figure known as Catman. Meanwhile, the story introduces Claire (Shian Denovan), a young woman who is also struggling with the loss of her beloved pet. Their shared experience of grief creates an unusual connection between them, although the relationship that develops is far from an ordinary romance. What follows is an increasingly strange mixture of psychological horror, black comedy, exploitation cinema and uncomfortable character drama. The central premise is certainly one of the most ridiculous things imaginable, but that is precisely what makes Cat Sick Blues so unusual. This is not a conventional slasher film interested in following familiar genre formulas, nor is it particularly concerned with making its characters sympathetic or its situations comfortable. Instead, Dave Jackson creates a deliberately unpleasant and surreal experience that frequently feels like a strange nightmare unfolding on screen. Matthew C. Vaughan delivers a committed performance as Ted, bringing… Read more »

Melatonin
Melatonin
October 31, 2026 8:39 pm

Neither of those two retards got here first. Meow is seething. On a cat movie LMAO.