Euthanizer (2017)

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Avg Rating: 4.1 / 5. Voted: 45

No one cared thus far. Do you?


AKA: Armomurhaaja
Directed by: Teemu Nikki
Starring: Matti Onnismaa (Veijo), Hannamaija Nikander (Lotta), Jari Virman (Kettu), Alina Tomnikov (Elisa)
Country: Finland; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Finnish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Scandinavian Cinema
Runtime: 01:23:23
Genres: Violence Against Animals, BDSM, Family, Supermacists, Sexual-Violence against Women

Plot – Spoilers:
A Finnish mechanic, Veijo, is known to the people in town as someone with a distaste for most humans. He supplements his income by euthanizing pets for a fee lower than that charged by the local vet, with whom he shares a hostile relationship. He often visits his bed-ridden father who could actually do with euthanasia, but whom Veijo instead just stares at during his visits. A nurse there, Lotta, is drawn to Veijo and soon goads him into choking her regularly during sex. There’s also the sidestory of a loser who seeks purpose and respect by joining a Finnish supremacist group that cross Veijo over the issue of a pet dog.

On the ending – massive spoilers:
Did Veijo use Lotta’s safeword to ironically tap out of her proposal for euthanasia?

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I love my chonky
I love my chonky
November 7, 2022 5:21 am

I find scenes involving animal euthanasia, abuse, and or traumatic endurance hard to watch. But people, I have little concern for unless it’s children or veterans

I love my chonky
I love my chonky
November 7, 2022 4:57 am

I have the biggest heart for animals, but in the first frame his words about Nekko struck me, he is sadly right about felines.

SecertSanta
SecertSanta
November 5, 2022 7:38 pm

This weird fucking dude is having some kind of vegan punisher fantasy with, I think, crazy pedo sex elements for spice. The soundtrack to this flick is cell-phone ring-tones. (plus the music he plays while putting animals down to the long sleep time). Then boy band video. Then back to vegan sjw with teeth and claws.
check-it out

Trena
Trena
October 5, 2022 3:14 am

Heartbreakingly beautiful

Aurelia
Aurelia
September 29, 2022 12:58 pm

hey I see a new tag, FamilySupremacists, wtf is that?

Draco
Draco
September 25, 2022 10:31 am

What a great film! The question at the end of the description is tremendous. Don’t know the answer.

muffles
muffles
September 22, 2022 5:18 am

……

muffles
muffles
September 22, 2022 1:38 am

Way o/t, it appears the Purin is talking about nukes again and I get to thinking of the 80`s (many on here were not even born) and I have the same ambivalence. It does not scare or concern me at all and in fact it would be so fucking interesting to see an actual explosion I would welcome it.
The world is super-fucked and run by super-fucked-up people and if I get turned into an instant noodle so be it. Sadly its all just piss-n-wind on both sides.

Let's Go Brandon
Let's Go Brandon
Reply to  muffles
September 22, 2022 3:16 am

stfu douche bag

muffles
muffles
Reply to  Let's Go Brandon
September 22, 2022 3:44 am

Memes being the valium of the unwise.

SaTaN
SaTaN
Reply to  muffles
September 22, 2022 4:55 am

i wish someone CAN turn you into an instant noodle as you cannot seem to stfu

muffles
muffles
Reply to  SaTaN
September 22, 2022 5:20 am

I can and do but you seem to need feeding.

American Magneteer
American Magneteer
Reply to  Let's Go Brandon
September 22, 2022 11:46 am

Typical Wathel Posse member. Level 5 Fridge Cretinism.
Choocherzefindahaid!

dillweed
dillweed
Reply to  muffles
September 22, 2022 3:27 am

shut up cringelord

muffles
muffles
Reply to  dillweed
September 22, 2022 3:47 am

So 2021…

Let's Go Brandon
Let's Go Brandon
Reply to  muffles
September 22, 2022 3:54 am

Does the little 5 foot 2 boogeyman Putin scare you with his bullshit? Awwww.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  Let's Go Brandon
September 22, 2022 5:15 am

Can you read?

dillweed
dillweed
Reply to  muffles
September 22, 2022 4:45 am

ugh more cringe…

muffles
muffles
Reply to  dillweed
September 22, 2022 10:34 am

Hey dillweed – Putin is going to get us all – oooh – ahhh – and 80’s disco rules. To-ra-lou-ra-yeah! Random thoughts spew out of my head. My thoughts are like baby shit stuck to a blanket. I hate imposters!! Long live Cup-of-soup!!

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
Reply to  muffles
September 22, 2022 4:29 am

You definitely had a better 80’s experience than I did! Do you remember how nauseatingly sickening the 80’s felt? I always felt like there was this huge overcast sky over all of our heads.
This grim, dark, heavy feeling that could be safely analogized with Eraserhead. People were thick and dense. Music was thick and dense…movies, TV shows…if it wasn’t for Thrash and the return of Satanism to the cinema the whole era would have been defined by fear and stupidity. Just this blanket of clouds that screamed “Orthodoxy” that would have just caved in on us and buried us all alive!

I hated the 80’s! The gay hair dresser music, the cold war, the p.c bullshit that really took hold back then, that dumb Satanic panic that got it’s start in the latter years, of it!

Except the cartoons.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  MR BRIMSTONE
September 22, 2022 5:14 am

My 80s were filled with going to the video store and getting the video nasties that were meant to be banned and telling the girls that George Michael was a poof and being told it was not true.
It was a crass decade but at least it was less rapey than the 60s and 70s. Plus even though the fashion, hairstyles, general quality of life was plastic, Natalie Wood still looked beautiful.
I agree going to a disco and stamping one foot on the ground to a pikey violin was moronic but no less moronic than any tik-tok video of today. Ta-loo-rye-ay and all-that.

As for cartoons I binged the whole of Usavich and he manages to escape the gulag just fine. So cartoons are good in every decade.

The REAL muffles
The REAL muffles
Reply to  muffles
September 22, 2022 11:11 am

This is an imposter. My random thoughts are not like baby shit stuck to a blanket. Goo-goo-ga-ga. To-ra-lou-ra-yeah! Boing! How ’bout some Oodles of Noodles Natalie Wood. Vlad Putin will get us all and put us in a gulag. Oooh – Ahhh!

muffles
muffles
Reply to  The REAL muffles
September 23, 2022 5:48 am

Im quite sure Putin runs by the old Russian ideology of taking no prisoners but rather killing anyone who stands in the way, but I guess you’d have to be a real threat for him to kill you or someone with no importance who just so happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  muffles
September 23, 2022 9:49 am

Muffles, my friend. It seems that you have overexposed yourself in the comment section. Apparently you feel that anything you have to say is of great importance and there is a backlash from the EUM comment community. There was another commenter on here a while back who started to think he was king shit and the trolls did him a big favor by pointing out what an asshole he was being. He has cooled his jets quite a bit and the hatred for him seems to have died down. Maybe, just maybe, instead of posting 15 comments a day that have nothing to do with movies you could actually watch a movie and write a comment about that. Just a thought. Take your head out of your ass, my friend, and heed my advice.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  A concerned friend
September 23, 2022 10:53 am

Some of the comments attributed to muffles (for example the one you replied to) are not muffles and I have never posted 15 comments in a day personally. As and when I watch a film I do post a comment regarding the actual film.
As for the mutts who like kibble they are welcome to rip me a knew one everytime. Thats all part of online life. As for being off-topic sometimes I do it purely as catharsis.
As for having other people tell-me what or what-not to write that is down to the mods rather than anyone else.
However all-that-said I am taking a break because I have other things to do so this will be my last off-topic comment and I will stick to only writing when I have something to say about a film. So any imposter-post that is off-topic will not be me.

Yup
Yup
Reply to  muffles
September 23, 2022 6:03 pm

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

Lithium project
Lithium project
Reply to  muffles
November 7, 2022 4:47 am

I like muffles, always interesting and thought-provoking reflections, unlike random jizz-filled blue-balled egalitarianism spectators

Dr Lecter
Dr Lecter
Reply to  MR BRIMSTONE
September 23, 2022 5:14 am

Really? I loved the 80’s. I did lots of coke and plenty of sex. But it wasn’t much of a murder weapon back then so sport fucking ruled. Especially in the bar business. Worked in a big old rock n’ roll bar and put myself through college. It was good times. Maybe it just sucked to be you?

muffles
muffles
Reply to  Dr Lecter
September 23, 2022 5:43 am

Your bullshit stinks so badly I can smell it over the screen.

Lithium project
Lithium project
Reply to  Dr Lecter
November 7, 2022 4:43 am

Sex with your mom doesn’t count you aging fucking cunt, stop milking yourself numbnuts

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
September 21, 2022 10:26 pm

Wow !!!
Justcwow…. What a excellent piece of cinema. . . Jesus.. powerful .. short.. dramatic… Almost tear enducing too.
A really excellent film.. full of morals,pathos and sex. Five plus stars

Vincent Vega
Vincent Vega
September 21, 2022 9:48 am

Thanks admin, best movie uploaded in long time! Can’t believe never heard about it before. 5/5!!!

anon
anon
September 19, 2022 10:10 pm

No idea why this movie is downvoted to 3.5. Yesterday it had 4.67. Good acting, good storyline and a good plot. I really enjoyed it… Thanks EUM.
To add to the massive spoiler: At some point he said that pain/suffering needs to be balanced in a life, so he tapped out because he still needs to suffer. It’s my interpretation…

Peter Rose
Peter Rose
September 19, 2022 12:54 am

Wow! Awesome film. Loved it. 5 stars.

fred fat
fred fat
September 18, 2022 8:21 pm

sequel is much better – Youth in Asia

Zed Man is a faggot
Zed Man is a faggot
Reply to  fred fat
March 3, 2023 9:53 pm

Very funny dickhead. Now go to someone who is what this movie title says.