Cottage (2008)
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Directed by: Paul Andrew Williams
Starring: Andy Serkis (David), Reece Shearsmith (Peter), Jennifer Ellison (Tracey), Steve O’Donnell (Andrew), David Legeno (The Farmer), Doug Bradley (Villager), Steven Berkoff (Arnie)
Country: UK; Effed Up British-Irish Movies
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:31:28
Genres: Serial Killer, Kidnapping, Gore-Gruesome
Plot – Spoilers:
A couple of men pull up at a cottage in the English countryside. They’ve got an unconscious girl in the boot of their car who’s positioned to show off her busty chest and looks a cross between Emma Bunton and Britney Spears. One of the men is a relatively timid family man dominated by the other and their tolerance of each other finally makes sense when it turns out they’re brothers. The kidnap plan is ransom but it soon goes to shit because everyone involved in the get-rich scheme are trash. The failed plan ceases to be their main worry though when their neighbor turns out to be some kind of an Ed Gein farmer.
Includes a post-credits scene.
Gollum, the bloke off of inside number 9, and that bird off of Brookside. Good film, starts a bit shit. Stick with it.
“Includes a post-credits scene”
Thanks.
Pretty funny. Only a bit lame.
absolute garbage, crappy overacting ,unfunny comedy,like a cheap Guy Ritchie knock off.
Has only so much space to write a movie plot summary must sperg about the woman’s titt size and her looks. You bunch of subhumans will always be worthless niggers of gender. Good thing you’re roping in masses before 30.
u cant beat a bit of cottaging
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