Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019)
AKA: Koirat Eivät Käytä Housuja
Directed by: J.-P. Valkeapää
Starring: Pekka Strang (Juha), Krista Kosonen (Mona), Ilona Huhta (Elli), Oona Airola (Satu), Jani Volanen (Colleague), Ester Geislerova (Wife)
Country: Finland; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Finnish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Scandinavian Cinema
Runtime: 01:44:32
Genres: BDSM, Sexual-Violence against Men
Plot – Spoilers:
A Finnish cardiac surgeon loses his wife to a drowning accident when she gets entangled in a stray net. He tries to save her but almost drowns himself and has a near-death-experience. Years later, his daughter is a teenager, but he is still numb from the shock and robotically slices his way through his job and life.
Initially, he fills the void of his dead wife’s memories by using her perfume and clothes while masturbating. But then a chance encounter with a domina at a fetish club offers the possibility of salvation. When she asphyxiates him, the moments surrounding his NDE return, momentarily reuniting him with his wife. This now becomes a regular obsession, as he craves going harder to prolong the experience.
If that isn’t interesting enough, Dogs Don’t Wear Pants also features one of the most beautifully memorable cinematic moments set to music, right at the end.
An effed up masterpiece!! 5 stars all the way. Must see.
this is the dogs bollocks
I was concerned with OMH loving it and the story revolving around grief it might be a bit morbose but actually plenty of narative to chew on. As for the end song I was expecting it to morph into Atomic by Blondie. A nice little film with a happy ending.
i like the sequel – i never wear pants
i thought this would never finish
Ha ha… loved it.
I was depressed my whole life. But then i’ve discovered necrophilia. Now i’m happy. Necrophilia can save your life!
yet another finnish movie about autoerotic asphyxiation
why do i get live sex cams when i click on this shite
She acted extreamely unprofessional after ditching him like that to experience a sub-drop, and not even discussing a safe-word. Worst dominatrix ever
Is there any sequel or prequel to this movie,
They are all great actors and I love this film.
They don’t? Cool makes em easier to fuck
mona is god