Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019)
AKA: Koirat Eivät Käytä Housuja
Directed by: J.-P. Valkeapää
Starring: Pekka Strang (Juha), Krista Kosonen (Mona), Ilona Huhta (Elli), Oona Airola (Satu), Jani Volanen (Colleague), Ester Geislerova (Wife)
Country: Finland; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Finnish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Scandinavian Cinema
Runtime: 01:44:32
Genres: BDSM, Sexual-Violence against Men
Plot – Spoilers:
A Finnish cardiac surgeon loses his wife to a drowning accident when she gets entangled in a stray net. He tries to save her but almost drowns himself and has a near-death-experience. Years later, his daughter is a teenager, but he is still numb from the shock and robotically slices his way through his job and life.
Initially, he fills the void of his dead wife’s memories by using her perfume and clothes while masturbating. But then a chance encounter with a domina at a fetish club offers the possibility of salvation. When she asphyxiates him, the moments surrounding his NDE return, momentarily reuniting him with his wife. This now becomes a regular obsession, as he craves going harder to prolong the experience.
If that isn’t interesting enough, Dogs Don’t Wear Pants also features one of the most beautifully memorable cinematic moments set to music, right at the end.
Reminds me of Secretary with the genders reversed. Dominatrix was hot af
mona is god
They don’t? Cool makes em easier to fuck
They don’t? Cool, You’re a fucking gay cry baby coward. Watch. This faggot is going to prove I’m right.
They are all great actors and I love this film.
Is there any sequel or prequel to this movie,
Yes there is! Every other day and twice on Sunday.
She acted extreamely unprofessional after ditching him like that to experience a sub-drop, and not even discussing a safe-word. Worst dominatrix ever
spell correct you cunt
That’s a misconception. Not everyone needs/wants a safe word specially if that person doesn’t require one or doesn’t ask for one you can’t possibly be a real masochist if you arent purposely doing for subdrop in the first place. I never use safewords and get insulted if someone asks it’s a waste of an experience if I’m just going to prevent someone from taking it too far. It’s suppose to hurt and I want to be broken of course I’m going to beg and cry and scream let me that’s the point
yet another finnish movie about autoerotic asphyxiation
I was depressed my whole life. But then i’ve discovered necrophilia. Now i’m happy. Necrophilia can save your life!
If being a fucking asshole could save your life you’ll live forever.
Stfu you coward cry baby faggot
isnt that dead boring
Ha ha… loved it.
i thought this would never finish
i like the sequel – i never wear pants
fuck off fred
fuck off cunt
fuck off cuntfucker
fuck off cuntfucking cunt
fuck off you fucking cunt
I was concerned with OMH loving it and the story revolving around grief it might be a bit morbose but actually plenty of narative to chew on. As for the end song I was expecting it to morph into Atomic by Blondie. A nice little film with a happy ending.
Atomic by Blondie? Stfu asshole. That would have sucked ass. I bet Blondie is your favorite group. I can picture you dancing around your bedroom in your mother’s house singing The Tide is High in a stern voice “I’m not the kind of girl who gives up just like that.” They were so cutting edge. You should really just stfu. “A nice little film with a happy ending.” You’re so witty, aren’t you?
Lmao I know that’s you OMH. So pathetic lol, but not unexpected.
I didn’t write that one. Trust me. There are a lot of people on here that think you are a fucking asshole and they are totally right.
this is the dogs bollocks
fuck off
An effed up masterpiece!! 5 stars all the way. Must see.