Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019)

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Avg Rating: 4.2 / 5. Voted: 86

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AKA: Koirat Eivät Käytä Housuja
Directed by: J.-P. Valkeapää
Starring: Pekka Strang (Juha), Krista Kosonen (Mona), Ilona Huhta (Elli), Oona Airola (Satu), Jani Volanen (Colleague), Ester Geislerova (Wife)
Country: Finland; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Finnish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Scandinavian Cinema
Runtime: 01:44:32
Genres: BDSM, Sexual-Violence against Men

Plot – Spoilers:
A Finnish cardiac surgeon loses his wife to a drowning accident when she gets entangled in a stray net. He tries to save her but almost drowns himself and has a near-death-experience. Years later, his daughter is a teenager, but he is still numb from the shock and robotically slices his way through his job and life.

Initially, he fills the void of his dead wife’s memories by using her perfume and clothes while masturbating. But then a chance encounter with a domina at a fetish club offers the possibility of salvation. When she asphyxiates him, the moments surrounding his NDE return, momentarily reuniting him with his wife. This now becomes a regular obsession, as he craves going harder to prolong the experience.

If that isn’t interesting enough, Dogs Don’t Wear Pants also features one of the most beautifully memorable cinematic moments set to music, right at the end.

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Kelsey
Kelsey
December 18, 2023 8:28 pm

dommy mommyyyy

Bukowski
Bukowski
June 16, 2023 10:39 am

Reminds me of Secretary with the genders reversed. Dominatrix was hot af

mile
mile
May 21, 2023 2:30 pm

mona is god

Ed
Ed
May 16, 2023 12:19 pm

They don’t? Cool makes em easier to fuck

GT
GT
May 7, 2023 1:25 pm

They are all great actors and I love this film.

Greylike
Greylike
April 29, 2023 3:09 pm

Is there any sequel or prequel to this movie,

Kikitza
Kikitza
April 28, 2023 12:41 pm

She acted extreamely unprofessional after ditching him like that to experience a sub-drop, and not even discussing a safe-word. Worst dominatrix ever

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April 26, 2023 5:17 am

yet another finnish movie about autoerotic asphyxiation

RudiderBuddler
RudiderBuddler
April 25, 2023 2:19 pm

I was depressed my whole life. But then i’ve discovered necrophilia. Now i’m happy. Necrophilia can save your life!

Foo
Foo
April 24, 2023 6:36 am

Ha ha… loved it.

fred fat
fred fat
April 23, 2023 1:23 pm

i thought this would never finish

fred fat
fred fat
April 23, 2023 1:07 pm

i like the sequel – i never wear pants

Romantic plastic
Romantic plastic
April 23, 2023 6:55 am

I was concerned with OMH loving it and the story revolving around grief it might be a bit morbose but actually plenty of narative to chew on. As for the end song I was expecting it to morph into Atomic by Blondie. A nice little film with a happy ending.

fred fat
fred fat
April 22, 2023 8:57 pm

this is the dogs bollocks

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
April 22, 2023 7:57 pm

An effed up masterpiece!! 5 stars all the way. Must see.