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Directed by: Laurits Flensted-Jensen
Starring: Vic Carmen Sonne (Laura), Niklas Herskind (Niklas), Noah Skovgaard Skands (Frederik), Mark Kesby Jensen (Kasper), Kevin Lakomy (Kevin), Christian Andersen Busk (Christian)
Country: Denmark; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: Danish; Effed Up Scandinavian Films
Runtime: 01:26:00
Genres: Porn-related, Handicapped characters, Unsimulated sexual activity, Gay characters
Plot – Spoilers:
The lives of three young Danish characters that are interconnected. There’s Laura who briefly moved to the US to act in porno, possibly to make something extra for her baby. Back home now, she returns to her comfort zone which is working with the disabled, in particular, as a caregiver. Her ex, Niklas is a recovering addict who also spends his time at a centre for people with Down’s. He genuinely seems to care for a couple of them, even arranging sexual experiences for them with money he doesn’t hesitate to steal from his grandma. Finally, you have Frederik, Niklas’ teenage brother who wants to fuck Laura after he watched her porno, but who mostly walks around trying to look tough and is excited about the possibility of being inducted into a rough group of football fans.
If you’re a fan of the typical sensibilities found in modern Scandinavian cinema, Neon Heart doesn’t drift too far from them and moves along nicely without too many jerks.
Favorite Scenes – Spoilers:
(Apart from the blowjob 🙂 ) The humiliating reality check for Laura’s disabled client.
Niklas dancing with the downies.
Another reviewer wrote “This movie is not worth watching as it has no plot.” I like movies with no plot sometimes so I just had to watch it. This film leaves a lot up to the interpretation of the viewer and if you asked 100 people what they thought the film was about you would probably get a wide variety of opinions. I’m not really sure what to make of it I guess but I thought it was interesting. If you came here to watch a weird, fucked up movie then this one should be right in your wheelhouse. I liked it. 3 stars.
At first I thought it’d be one of those uselessly over sexed up explicit movies that are cheap and have nothing really to give and just try so hard to shock you with a cook or pussy or anything and that become very boring vey soon (to me), that’s how the start mislead me; I stuck around though to see anyhow and in the worst case just check out the sex scenes, but then we went on and I thought that through an absolutly decent job formally and also actinwise the movie had legs; ok, plotwise it’s thin and in the end you could think that nothing much really happened, every line is left open, but couldn’t that be a good thing, from time to time? Don’t we have enough action yet, and last but not least don’t too often the need to climax toward and into a big drama event a big tragedy or happening result into contrived plots (that lose touch with a more interesting realism sacrificed to an easy emotional satisfaction)? Well, for me yea, definitly, and that’s why this one, even if through a quite basic plot (but not completly I must say, there are some unexpected and relatively original choices) it develops like a pretty interesting characters study that also menages to let characters and events speak for themseoves avoiding to spoonfeed you too mcuh
FYI the name of the movie in danish is “The innocent heart” no neon bs.
This movie is not worth watching as it has no plot
“I was attacked because of the way I handled the Jewish issue. The Catholic Church considered the Jews pestilential for fifteen hundred years, placed them in ghettos, etc., because it recognized the Jews for what they were. In the era of liberalism the danger was no longer recognized. I am going back to the time when a fifteen hundred year old tradition was implemented. I do not place race above religion, but I recognize the representatives of this race as pestilent to the State and the Church and perhaps I am doing a great service to Christianity, expelling them from schools and public functions.”
~ Adolf Hitler, speech on 26 April 1933.
The “Star” of this lame trash is too ugly, as is the entire cast! Too many fugglies for one film! She is also way too flat chested, can’t act and is lame as a “porn star” and “hooker”! This films flat out sucks! 0 stars! We see her back at the doctors longer than any nude scenes!… Half-wit Tardz ARE a complete WASTE of fresh AIR, FOOD, WATER and Housing, which is too scarce for us normal, healthy, REAL HUMANS!
my favorite scenes apart from the job was the humiliating cheques given to Laura’s disabled client.
also liked saint nick dancing with the down syndromes.
I’m not overly familiar with Scandinavian cinema, besides Let the Right one in. I did enjoy this movie too. It had a stark realism that is missing from most movies these days. That being said, the bj scene was too short!
I’ve been too harsh on this movie. It looks interesting enough in the end. The story seems to be working. But the transition between the first and second scene really fucked it up. It was so confusing I wanted to understand what the fuck I was watching and clicked randomly over the timeline to sort that out… and I only saw disjointed moments that didn’t look to make sense altogether. I could only surmise that the movie was dealing with the sexual life of disabled people in a care home. But the sex moments didn’t make sense if not watched diachronically. Now I’m watching another movie which beginning was much better dealt with. And I’ve been watching it for half an hour even if there doesn”t look to be any kind of nudity involved, while that’s what I’m mostly interested in on this site.
This movie is completely meaningless. The nudity at the beginning was just a clickbait. Nothing serious in this regard afterwards. I couldn’t give a fuck about the story either. I watched plenty of movies here where I chose to keep on watching after a lousy beginning, but the switch between the first scene and the second one at the very beginning of the movie is so meaningless that I chose to randomly click the timeline to have an idea of what this movie is about. And it looked completely boring. I couldn’t see how the much too mild sex scenes related to the movie pitch. I didn’t give a fuck in the end. I’m afraid the only nudity I like is the one that is full and frontal, assumed and unashamedly shown for how long it has to. I detest visual arts when nudity is about, and I don’t give a fuck about emotions, realism, angles, color, frame or whatever when I want to see a woman and her bush pointing at me. The shower scene was a completely infuriating moment for me.
I had a nice little boy called Neon it broke my heart when he died. At least he had a tight hole.