Notes on a Scandal (2006)
AKA: –
Directed by: Richard Eyre
Starring: Cate Blanchett (Sheba), Judi Dench (Barbara), Andrew Simpson (Steven Connolly), Bill Nighy (Richard), Juno Temple (Polly), Max Lewis (Ben Hart)
Country: UK; Effed Up British Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:31:43
Genres: Based on a True Story, Old-Young Relationships, Lesbian, Teen
Plot – Spoilers:
The tagline to the film goes, “One woman’s mistake is another’s opportunity”. And while it does focus a lot on this, the mistake is also central here.
Sheba joins school as the new art teacher and immediately catches the attention of Barbara, who is a few years from retirement. Barbara carries herself cold and stern as if in possession of battle-hardened loins, with not much time for her colleagues or students.
But Sheba is different. Sheba’s charm and flippant attitude to life and material things pisses Barbara off, and yet attracts her, because it reflects the ease with which things have been accessible to Sheba all her life. Barbara is thrilled to be invited as a friend to Sheba’s home and family, but she also can’t wait for the pristine porcelain image to shatter. And it soon happens when she spies on Sheba getting naked and dirty with a 15-year-old student.
Notes on a Scandal was adapted from a novel that was in turn based on the case of American teacher, Mary Kay Letourneau, who had a sexual relationship with her 12-year-old student, before marrying him after her jailtime was done.
Trivia:
It turns out, this is the 700th film on here.
This wasn’t unsettling enough. Not to shit all over the molestation of boys by older women but I feel like for me to have any empathy or remorse that perhaps she should have been showed abusing him maybe a scene with her tying him down until he started to eventually acquiesce boys tend to get cool points for stuff like this especially in school (hums Stacy’s mom) lol 😇
Oh geeze… school’s out and all the edgy like ass-fucks are here to annoy.
Maybe, with a little luck, half of them will splatter their deformed brains with Daddy’s pew-pew when they realize the world in fact does not revolve around their little snowflakes asses. Fuckin’ retarded malcontents.
I’m in the right place it appears…
Laudation on 700 diverse films, hopefully 701 by tomorrow @admin 🙂
Omedetō Pigīzu! <3
Hey admin
Congratulations 700 is a huge milestone
Over the years, all those nightmares!
Lmao! You look like the type of turd Oldboy would squeeze out
@Leslie
@Susan
Discord now girls.
Piggy number one has been located.
Elliot, this is a new breed of sickness you’ve never seen before in your puny, feeble and sad existence. You like horror? We are your nightmare little piggy, tick tock 🙂
We’re coming to put you out of your misery 😀
Hark the warnings from the admin page. You may have some fun with the runt of the litter but some of us have been into and escaped the abyss of the internet. I take their warnings seriously because personally there have been times in the past where I literally expected an aritculated lorry to crash through my front door and some freak to come after it.
Plus
discordkind of shows how lowly you must be. I am sure Elliot would not be too harmed by any soft punches you plan and if he were the spooks would be knocking on your door with party-van ready for you awakening.Now have a nice sit down, a cup of tea and we can let discord serve the cookies.
*Sighs* Listen, have your cup of tea and put your vibrator back up your rectum. Old tranny not at bingo today? Prowling for a nice young junkie to drug and rape are you? Love, you’ll never have a pussy and I pity you. Scrawling the socials for a little dick to shove in your filthy British mouth… Yellow teeth innit? Scum, you make me sick, vile cunts like you should be tortured.
You’re disgusting… So much hatred, you’re sad and damaged really. A benighted, disdainful and sheltered individual you are. I’ve been stalked before, it’s devastating. The intimidation, menacing, inferences to bodily harm, alarming another individual enough to enforce their paranoia, heighten their isolation and live in constant nauseating fear is harrowing.
love your username bro
And I love your Mum… naughty old bitch!!!
Where’s a cop when you need one. @Zed Man, this page needs some policing. Please look the other way while I go and creep on my middle-school teacher 😮
Policing this site? Lmfao! Dude, Zed ain’t even a cop’s asshole. He’s a compulsive liar and a horny old man irl.
Yeah, real fucking clever aint ya. Using one of Charles Manson’s disciples as your username. And who you calling old, ya piece of crap. Horny, yes, I would like to mouth fuck you so hard that my cock would burst outta the back of your stupid head and that aint no lie. Now go back to your cell block and stfu.
Dude you are a serious creeper, you bite the bait when you should bite the bullet. How about you molest yourself and leave the women alone on this site. They don’t need a fictitious cop lmfaooo. Not only are you a predator, you’re a fucking old pissy cunt. Fuck, you stalk on here, live and breathe this site, go back to being a sandwich maker you decrepit old fucker. I got a HK416 getting horny for you
Gotta laugh at this fool. Zedekiah, nice little PF reference there kids. You’re the dumbest mfer around, hypocrite crying about obviously FAKE usernames, look at yourself dickwad. ‘Zed Man’, you’re the most hated mfer on here. Pedo vibes with this cunt. Ladies, stay clear of this lying ass piece of scum.
I’m a woman Zed.
You make me sick, if I had a thirst for murder again, you’d be my number two target. I see you nonstop on here, with your blubbering immaturity and wannabe “cop” antics, fuck. I want to be trigger happy with you and your cock-lovin’ ass bandit Elliot. Line the pair of you up execution style. No wonder you’re both trolled to buggery, take your hard-on back to your bitch Elliot. Shut your bitching up faggot fucker
you sound like you weigh at least 300 pounds
It seems I suddenly have quite the cult following. This all is hilarious tbh:’)
I wouldn’t quite nominate it as a cult following, as much as you’d like to believe it was so in reality. There was nothing amusing about the constant fuckwits who trolled you so hard the rest of us couldn’t read quality shit. None of it was even relevantly entertaining, anyhow, good to see ya back.
Was failed attempt at sarcasm;)
Can I suck your dick? I’m your #1 fan <3 I will follow you everywhere, I breathe you. I want you, touch me fuck me mmmmm, you make me moist.
Back off bitch, he’s mine! I want his cock to fuck my throat, Elliot is my God! Fuck you all!!!!! I love you so much Elliot, I can’t stand it, you poisonous fuckers leave him alone!
Can I interest you in an Evangelist pamphlet? You’d be a lovely little addition to our community dear. We have icy cold batches of cool-aid ready and Aunty Jean’s lemon slice!
Feck off Buster!
-_-
From Agnes
It is more of a cunt following really.
Lmfaoooo indeed.
Still think you’re a pompous egotistical bitch. Many do, the trolling you encourage proves you’re an attention-seeking slut. You live in a fantasy, all you have is EUM to occupy your sexless shitty life. Your cunt following is fitting :”)
Why all this fuck u/pompous/troll bs? All I ever did was *try* to comment on the actual movies themselves, and stay outta all the chatting not related to it. Because that’s what quite a few comments have always been since the site started, or just low-effort ‘5/5 loved it’ type. Is all I attempted since originally commenting was a breath of fresh air. Until recently when I finally spoke out against the Matisse, and now. Things had gone to hell already tho, lol.
And honestly, my own included, the comments have always been worthless to begin with. Because like box water and clear plastic frame glasses, or 1911s and big trucks, fucked up movies almost always attract a certain clientele, mostly the type that u see trying to taste the air. Was never trying to sound stuck up, because this would be one of the last places that it’d be worth doing it. Don’t worry tho, because like I said, we are all in good company;) Now *that is me being a pompous ego bitch. Cheers!
The patronage on this site, especially the faithful, akin to yourself and your reasons promote its notoriety and popularity. Your comments weren’t bothersome to me, I appreciate film reviews and deft decorum. I inevitably have stayed as a silent nameless nobody on here until now, were you dignified in attacking a fellow reveler on here because she’s female and intelligent, I’d go as far as to say more than yourself? She obtained a cult following like you too with the lusting jealous bigots… No hate, just curious. You along with your grievous unimaginative trolls ran her out, fixating on someone’s gravatar like you did.
A female who has spoken up 🙂
(Bi and proud)
Nicely put, and thanks for speaking up, in a normal way at that. Hilarious that I’m billed sexist for saying an ugly pic is ugly, lol. I fully admit I took a low fruit approach, yet it’s ironic everyone is defending a sexist racist bigot. And that’s why I took that approach, bc why would I put any real effort towards em! Retard autist this, dick cunt that, etc etc. And many many more posts of the same garbage, hostile, vulgar rants, all over the site. Intelligent indeed, esp if they were using a real pic. Wow. Amazing too that it only took me 4 posts, along with ‘my unimaginative trolls’ to run em out. Unhinged to begin with, perhaps? And to b clear, intelligence never threatens me, I didn’t hate them bc they were more intelligent than me, just grew tired of their incessant posts, replying to themselves even, in the most toxic of ways possible. Was never about if they were female, and none of my posts ever r, I thought, but if it’s sexist to say someone’s ugly nowadays, guilty as charged. I just calls em likes I sees em. How can u be sure they were even female, let alone if pic was actually them? Because they said so? Lmfao. Is so funny how easily people get angry online, I would hate to see em have an actual problem, how on earth would they deal with it, especially without a keyboard! To everyone salty, go and… Read more »
I like clear plastic frames and box wine. I like smart women and you’re one of them, you sound like a good time my carpet-licking sex machine
Sexist cunt, can’t handle anyone especially women exceeding your erudition. Never liked the endless shit you dribbled either, imagine being persecuted online because your balls haven’t dropped, you showed your real hostility cos you’re jaded and petty.
Fuck up bitch. Typical feminist cunt bullshit. Billy-bob getting his knob polished by a libtard again
Lemme grab some popcorn, shit’s lit.
No we are not all in good company. You ruin this site being slanderous about the opposite sex, you couldn’t hack have another person who was hot and smart pegging you down a notch. Making up shit to generate your loose bowels to flow, trust me, we saw the real Elliot when his intelligence is challenged. Grow up, you’re not stuck up, you’re just a sad little childish boy.
Yeah, I liked reading your movie reviews, kinda respected you. Chucking personal insults at another reviewer was a shitty act and so my respect for you immediately left. This Matisse person, yeah she was annoying imo only when she realized she was getting trolled super bad and couldn’t keep up with yall acting like mfing wild animals. Tuck ya head in, you aint the only film buff on here dickwipe.
ngl dude, bitch was hot. didnt get a fuckn word she said but busted a nut few times lol. idgaf man, had me wondering what shit she was on about for all i care she couldve been telling me to cut my cock off and i still woulda listened specially if shes french. im high af and here for the trip peace bro
You say you “finally spoke out against Matisse”… It appears that she too, commented frequently and efficiently on this site. Did you feel inferior? All I observed was her being courteous to others until being chaotically provoked. Gatekeeping nonsense and reproachful entitlement issues you so adamantly want to dictate are alienating, you play the nice guy on this stage until someone challenges your equilibrium and then you froth at the mouth with ignorance, intolerance and personal discourse.
There are, believe it or not Elliot, incredibly intelligent young women that exist and partake productively, practically and positively on this site. Regardless of it’s content.
Bullshit! You fucking infiltrated yourself into being one of the so-called ‘unrelated chatters’ when you took it upon yourself to attack someone else who had nothing to do with you! You made it your business to be a dickhead to someone else, someone who had never insulted you! You got nasty real fast kid, you ain’t a mod on this site, you act like a know it all rambling boring buff that actually lacks literary skills to be regarded as noteworthy. Now trolls are coming from out of the woodworks for this shit show because you behaved like a spoilt childish little boy throwing a tantrum. Thanks for letting all the feminists out now… Standing ovation Elliot.
I want to gut you like a fish, hearing you gurgle blood clots as I slice and fillet your vile cunt. You have a cunt, because you sure don’t have a dick.. Little piggy.
Sister 🙂
Some of these identities I’d love to know, these little piggy’s squealing behind their computer screen. A home invasion is terribly enticing 😀
Eradicating the cunts…
Oink oink little piggy 🙂 You’re gonna be fun to play with, I’d start with your tongue and cutting it from your vulgar blistered mouth. I can smell a piggy.. Knock knock little piggy, let me come in 😀
Your time, will come, I promise hehe
Trolling girls? 🙂
Slit his belly wide open, watch him urinate himself, excrement begins to discharge too. Pluck at his vital organs, poke and prod at his bulging eyes.
He’s a dead little piggy.. No mercy for imbecilic cunts.
Play nicely sisters 😀
I saw baby Jesus in your turd.
You’re the fucking joke. That gravatar, you simple-minded feeble pig. Duh, look at me trying to be brutally cool, fucking edgelord. You’re a disgrace, a really pathetic pussy.
Discredited cunt now huh? 😀
Kill yourself with your incel rope PIGGY or we’re coming to get you hehe
What a dirge.
Bill Nighy gives me the creeps with his ever present pedo-hair.
Trivia. The bridge at the begining was for many years a place the desperate ended it all. Eventually the council did something pro-active. Splattered corpses cause awful traffic jams. The bridge spans both harringay and islington with the islington side having the bulk of the jumpers. I assume it is the middle-class-socialism that gets people down in the end. Or maybe they were thrown over for being insufferable.
Wow, that’s really fascinating and tragic. Thanks for sharing, the history and depression are eerie but intriguing.
I agree with your comment about Bill, I don’t gravitate toward him or his online presence, there’s a characteristic I can’t quite explain. His physicality screams adulterer or child porn deviant, you’re onto something about the creep definitely muffles.
This film made me look up the lust of my middle-school years online. She still looks great though she’s mother to a pair of rats. Will maybe accidentally bump into her at the mall or something and take it from there.
Is she married or a single mom? If she’s separated then take the plunge and shoot her a message. This film really makes you think, doesn’t it? Cate Blanchett is stunning in her performance along with the wickedly terrific and cunning Dame Dench.
Good luck Dave.
lol thanks bud. She’s posing with friends or her kids in the pics. No sign of husband/bf around. idc if she’s willing.
Lmao, you got me thinking. I recently looked up this old crush, I almost died from laughter… Let’s just say, he didn’t get better with age, a fast-food and beer indulging paunch, balding, a litter of rug-rats. He looked aged as fuck, mentally-ravaged and his photos silently screamed “Please end my life”.
Take it easy dude.
im a proud obese lesbian guys ;D
fuck me bitches
i have crabs and my pussy got sores that leak :>
Can someone fuck my bumhole? I got nits in my pubes tho :>
i look like a busted can of biscuits irl :/
i like baby girls to fuck cos a serbian film is my favorite
i got no life and cry about trolls so i suck admins dick hehe ;>
my moms cunt is yummy and i jack off to pedo porn and gay porn cos i dont like women except mommy. no girls want me and i wanna hang myself cos im ugly and got a small peepee im big sad 🙁
i review old movies cos my mommy said im a good boy
i sometimes soil my diaper and it leaks out my head ;/ ooopppssie
im a virgin i like bags on my head and being kicked
Go back to your colouring book
im going to hack u and close ur ip!!!! im a real critic ;.> i kno who u r!!!! i got bullied at school ;/ and im on welfare now cos i got teased so everybody loves me on here and im happy my friends praise me. hehe luls ;D dont worry im boss here i am real big man yay ;,> i write too much cos attention oops my bad :/ anyhooo yikes im gonna look up mattise or ask zedman halp me hes not better then me hehe oop bummer lmao :>>
look at my gravatar heee hehe dis serbian film! im tough man im jelly i cant flirt with mattise im sad she wont be my waifu ;/ and zedman is ugly im ranting on and on and on cos i got the spastic problem in my brain
@admin
Is it possible to see a longer list of recent comments?
The way the trolls have been at it recently, longer wouldn’t be long enough.
Counting down to tiny dick up Admin’s ass comments.
Lol. Hey, I greatly appreciate the effort you put into maintaining and updating this site. I’m here for the movies… though occasionally I comment on something other than the movie 🙂
ur the troll whisperer, smh, hypocrite lmao ;>
ur just as bad goofy mfer so stop kissing ass and grow urself a pair ;D
Are you still triggered? Look, I’m busy now, so why don’t you go and play with daddy’s happy stick and try not to cry when it spits at you.
Actually ‘Matisse is a whore’ I didn’t mean that, you’ve been fine I mistook you for someone else. Sorry bud.
play with me oldboy!!!! ;> my dick cheese hasnt gone yet 🙁 ur my favorite sexy time but ur daddy spat at me ;( im angry now!! I hack u mferr grrr hehe
Lol. I thought @Admin didn’t like postings using someone else’s name. I actually like the ‘real’ Elliot Spencer, he provides good movie reviews. Anyway, my little ‘troll response / triggering session’ is over now. Was fun while it lasted…
The real Elliot Spencer has his own gravatar. Comments that use gravatar-fraud are deleted.
does it look like I have a gravatar?
didn’t think so 😀
done nothing wrong ;>
Thanks for clarifying.
u can suck my my dick and ill review movies for ya ;> good doggy obedient doggy
u want to suck his dick too fag. elliot reeks of ass moisture, loves to fuck his mom’s gloryhole. he’s my bitch, gonna call him squirt. another cunt will bite the dust
Yo mate, I love seals! Fuck, I love clubbing them too, so throw me your cans of stinky tuna that you kindly sucked from your mom’s pussy juices 😀
Btw, wanna suck my cock while I spit on ya hairy back? Your mom wants another coathanger dude 🙁 Cos her abortion obv failed with you.
Mate, you gotta stop using my needles, get your own
Me and my friends sometimes get drunk and read comments for this site out loud. I just wanted to let you know that I didn’t make it to the end of your comment without piss literally escaping my dickhole.
Last chance…
I personally don’t care about shitposting/trolling and believe most who come to a site like this, don’t care either.
Was responding to someone, who it appeared, was looking for comments that were not part of a trollfest.
I was. However I also had the feeling that it would not be a magic bullet. The ancestral dick-love is fine and although some are poxy they all seem to have taken the advice of the great sachi iceburg to heart.
Just a bit of sport Admin 😉 OK, back to focusing on the films….
Level up bro..
Suck cock much? Pathetic
how far up their ass you tryna climb dickhead?
which trolls there arent any trolls in this site. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
we have to first delimitate what is a troll
delimitation dont work with defining a troll bruh, its outta ur league.
It appears I was using some elses moniker. Apple GG`s.
I have also found out something worse than being in a waiting room at a dentist. That is having to watch the news and hearing a dead baby in a cooler box being depsosited into a station locker. Begs the question of why waste a perfectly good cooler box.
Don’t fret ;/I used the baby’s asshole to stash my crack, the autopsy will prove so. The cooler box won’t be returned until it’s analyzed for prints, they’ll find me on Fuckbook. I’m pretty ugly irl, ngl 🙁 Look me up anytime :> <3
Can I use your tampons Trump? I will kiss your ring and lick your swastika.
Heil Hitler!
Fuck the Ukrainians, oxygen thieves.
Americans kykes and the British should be gassed.
So who do you like?
Can I have my happy meal now Putin? I loved Hitler’s work.
Joe Biden, your hero, is the one who has been best friends with Putin for 50 years. They play good guy/bad guy while they steal as much tax payer money as possible. Also. Joe Biden wept like a baby at the funeral for the leader of the KKK in West Virginia. Look it up. Robert Byrd was the leader of the KKK in West Virginia for over 40 years. When he died Joe Biden delivered his eulogy with tears streaming down his eyes and said Byrd was his “best friend” and “mentor.” All that Russian Collusion bullshit the media told you about Trump was proven to be false (The Steele Dossier) but you will believe it to be true even after the fact that the lie has been exposed. It’s called brainwashing.
“IT’S CALLED BRAINWASHING.” YEAH LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN, YOU DUMB FAGGOT.
I was a student-teacher at a high school, and I had sex with a minor. Unlike this film, I wasn’t married and I didn’t have children. Lots of scandals, but at least I’m hot and so I wasn’t jailed. I got a suspended sentence. Lots of interviews and media deals made me rich xD
Come back my love. My cock throbs without you, I promise I protecc you from the bad men here
Lol. That’s like the case of a teacher-student affair in South Park. Because she’s a hot female teacher, even the police envied the elementary student whom she had a relationship with. Although the slight difference is she got jailed but with a shorter sentence.
I had sex with my teacher was I was 13. We were banging up against the piano in the drama department, then the curtain went up and every single student and teacher from school was gathered and they saw us.
very cool lies guys
You are an american hero and an awesome teacher. Thank you for everything you’ve done!
im the first piss on to comment on the 700th film on this shite
Well done my fat asian friend!
Well done my fat Asian friend (I hope this time is you)