Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
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Directed by: Brian Yuzna
Starring:
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:36:46
Genres: Zombies, Self-Mutilation, Gore-Gruesome, Military
Plot – Spoilers:
This opens with the series’ tried and tested overarching plot – secretive military base with internal power struggles and a bunch of tryhard misfits. The son of the colonel heading the project has stolen his dad’s keycard and brings his thrill-seeking girlfriend to the base, for the lulz apparently, but shit happens. Then a slight reworking of Reanimator follows, which isn’t surprising since Brian Yuzna is the director here.
Unlike what happens with most series, this one turns out to be more entertaining than its two predecessors. And not necessarily in a trashy fun way.
Much better than the CGI garbage they use nowdays, take Jurassic Park for example you wouldnt go back to demand the money for a ticket. Im sick of Chris Pratt knowing everything about dinosaurs (while his one of guardians of the galaxy) when the role should have given to someone more like Sam Neill.
too bad youre soo old or i wouldve shoved my cock ur tight hole until you bleed
Got any kids you fucking douchebags?
Stfu, ya fucking dropkick. Do the world a favour and jump under a B double, you pillow biting faggot. And dont ask me if I have kids, cause I dont. Ha Ha, suck on that, imbecile.
Suck on your kid size penis?
Suck my dick……Dickhead
it’s a movie, i know…, but why is she not like them…
Suck my dick
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CREEPS!!!!!! STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME JUST BECAUSE I HATE KIKES YOU JERKS!!!! Ohhhhhhh…JUST FUCK YOU!!!!!
Good job original OG everyone while definitely think thats Nazijewburner for sure,you clever fucker you bahahahaha
Ha ha you triggered fucking jack off. You liked the name Heinz Nazijewburner and I fucked it up for you. Awwww. Don’t be a cry baby coward about it you fucking jack off. Better luck next time fool.
You fucked it up for me did you? Lmfao you evil genius you bwah ha ha…its one of 20 i use you fuckwit,but you sure got me evil stevie,you badass you loool
You’re triggered hard now you fucking jack off. Grow up cry baby.
Yes definitely,you ruined my life becuse you used my user name,waaaah im crushed hahaha,sooooo triggered,you want to jack off a crying baby? Id expect nothing less from you,dirty child molester
You’re triggered big time today. I’ve never seen you act like this much of a fucking gay cry baby in the last year. Grow up you lovelorn faggot.
Im fingered big time today ive never taken it in the ass so hard,time to fuck a gay cry baby,like last year & look for gay porn with a faggot
You don’t even come here to watch movies you lovelorn faggot. Go to a gay lonely hearts dating website where you belong you triggered fucking coward.
I come here to fuck with you & everyday it works i just drop a line & you expose yourself you dumb cunt & allow me to fuck with you,its all fun to me,i have a legit profile on here & 20 false ones…(i guess like you) difference is you are you,you cant hide cos you are repeative & stupid as fuck,hahahahaha im here until ive heard youve killed yourself & will stick with whoever you call your self for as long as it takes for me to get banned or you die hahahahaha
Suck my dick
hey admin
2-4-5 trioxin gas, you say?!
we were gonna use it as a weapon
against [the war on] marijuana, you say?!
I say, thanks for Return of the Living Dead 3¿¡
a su conveniencia,
please shoot your buddy “steve” and his gang a message
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Mi muy respetado amigo “steve”,
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So let’s make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we’re together we might as well say,
(All together now
♫ you know the words ♫ )
Won’t you please,
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you be my neighbor?
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Yeah for sure…..if you have kids you cunt,youre a bit rough looking but ill even put it in your asshole,im not fussy
This sounds like the little asshole elementary school comedy hour. It’s really fun for you to come on here for an hour a day when your mother lets you use her computer and be a little asshole. You get a big belly laugh about being a little cry baby fucking asshole all day, don’t you? Watch. This little fucking faggot is going to cry and bitch for another year now. What a little fucking pussy. We get it you little fucking faggot. The original Steve was right on the money when he called you a fucking cry baby and you bitched and cried about it for a year calling him a pedo because you are so butt hurt. It’s really time to grow up you little fucking coward. I hope this message is helpful you fucking douche bag. The truth hurts you fucking jack off faggot.
You are the original steve,you pedophile…..the OG molester is back in the house hide your kids,nice speeh faggot,i aint reading that shit,cunt head
Suck my dick
Stfu Cum collecter
i saw the rope when she jumped
Got any kids you fucking douchebag?
Show us your cunt
if its brian yuzna then give it a watch – dont know whether admin has uploaded society – now thats effed up
Im an anal child molester,do you abuse your kids? I dont have any can i fuck yours?
why dont you fuck yourself instead – not like you got other options
But i do,soooooo many children &……..dont be coy now,you suck me off on the regular
Buy you have me babe & i split that ass good & you love all that jizz
Im a gay cry baby with minimal penis & do you have any kids you cowards?
kill yourself – acid, immolation, disembowelment – whichever’s most painful
Bite my pecker & eat out my asshole
You fucking jack off
I have aids,so time will tell
Incantations, spoken at the stroke of midnight, exhume the bodies from their timeless slumber Soulless participants in this unholy ritual the dead crawl from their earthen prisons Bodies decayed beyond recognition they amass, prepare nightmares from the darkest recesses of your imagination Tormented by lusty unquenchable thirst for blood they are driven on Loosed of the shackles and free of the grave their vengeance knows no bounds Raging hunger pierces the black, in the flicker of their morbid gaze Creatures of evil spawned and spewn from the depths of hell Moaning with desire for the flesh of the unsuspecting victims of their attack wanton destruction burns in their hearts as they enter the land of the living… Rise frenzied lust for flesh. Your blood seeps through my chest You are the living death. Storming god’s planet earth Shambling gait downcast eyes retrogress from the grave Empithely spewing pus from their lifeless veins Decayed legions cast from Hades rotting lungs exposed Maggots feed and the smell of death overcomes and cripples all Lifeless emissaries of evil crazed by the pleasure of their vile inhumanities Wretched outcasts of the underworld condemned to roam the earth and kill all that lives… Unholy terror stalking prey acherontic plague of death gods’ lost souls show no mercy for your life… The uypers of darkness are near. Necrophilic lust revulsive pelvic thrust your body split open life is still flowing blackened hell has swallowed the skies morbid corpses march to die. They will march for satan… Read more »
Suck my nuts
What nuts?
Are you deeply triggered by that comment? Are you a gay cry baby? Would you like to meet my friend Steve,he loves to give,to preteen faggots,you coward hah ha.
Shut up you fuckin spastic