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Directed by: Kazik Radwanski
Starring: Derek Bogart (Derek Bogart), Nicole (Nicole Fairbairn), Mother (Deborah Sawyer), Father (John Scholl)
Country: Canada; Effed Up Canadian Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:18:10
Genres: Depressing (Socially unstable character)
Plot – Spoilers:
Tower has those indie vibes with closeups of mainly one character as he goes through mundane events. So if that’s not your thing, maybe skip it. For those that like that sort of stuff, this can be extremely enjoyable.
Derek is a balding young man who has a fairly laidback job at his uncle’s construction business. He spends his evenings alone at clubs trying to woo older women, maybe because he finds them easier. His attempts to seduce younger women involve pathetic attempts at impressing them by cheating at a crossword. But there’s one thing he really cares about and that he believes defines him as an artist – animation. After months of working on a movie, he has a shitty rudimentary something to show for, though he remains undeterred and extremely possessive about it. His parents with whom he stays, are encouraging but also eager to see him achieve his goals which he finds intrusive. There’s a scene where he literally *tips fedora*, and this kind of defines Derek.
This movie is the exact definition of the incel dweebs that are commenting on this website, degenerate faggots slave of jews bug people
Welcome to Canada
Never seen shit like this. Lol. Still waiting for something to happen.
Is the movie unique, yeah it is. I think they should use this movie to punish bad people and let them watch this movie 3 times.
The cover art is me.
Sexy, I know. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I mean, it isn’t too excruciatingly horribly executed, but.. there isn’t much going on is there?! apart for the mystery scratch. .. I really don’t think this could be raccomanded to anybody
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The Taste of Tea was more fucked up than this. His haircut is easily the most effed up element of this film.
I like the sequel better, where Derek realizes his true potential – the GloryhoIe.
Very Strange movie. I’m not sure there was a plot. Derek seems to be a complete loser.
The camera seemed to be zoomed in so close that it made me feel a bit claustrophobic
90% of the movie is a closeup shot. fucking awful cinematography
what an idiotic movie.who thought of such thrash?
Derek’s a closet fag trapped in a fags body ,wishing he wasn’t a fag ,but then has a raccoon epiphany.??? This movie sucks raccoon cock.
It’s odd. Ended exactly the way I thought it would. Best part – the guy singing at the train station. You’ll hate it but I thought is was pretty good. It made me laugh. 3 stars.