100 Tears (2007)

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Directed by: Marcus Koch
Starring: Jack Amos (Gurdy the Clown), Georgia Chris (Jennifer), Joe Davison (Mark), Raine Brown (Christine)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:32:04
Genres: Gore-Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
Couple of tabloid reporters investigate gore gore and more gore by a clown with a massive meat cleaver.

Random:
There aren’t a 100 kills here, so stop counting.

3.5 8 votes
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DEHUMANAZINGREVIEWS
DEHUMANAZINGREVIEWS
February 10, 2026 1:35 pm

DEHUMANIZINGREVIEWS
100 Tears – 3/10
A really boring, awful-acting, stupid, slow movie. Practical effects are ok for the time and budget and I think that clown’s design is pretty cool (probably the only reason why people watched this movie). Otherwise it’s so “nothing” I can’t really say anything. Not worth either for plot nor for gore. 1 is the lowest rating I can give and +2 for clown (this fella is so obese he weighs 2 points).
See y’all again in other DEHUMANIZINGREVIEWS!

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
February 2, 2026 9:55 am

I’ve been avoiding this one. I suspected it was not good and I was right. 1 star.

Uwu
Uwu
January 28, 2026 8:03 pm

Opening song is sick as fuck.

true evil
true evil
November 12, 2025 2:04 pm

art come get your fat cousin…

FuckedUp
FuckedUp
July 25, 2025 6:37 pm

kinda feels like an early terrifier movie, love it!!

nick
nick
June 12, 2025 10:22 pm

watching this felt like a waste of time

S
S
October 26, 2024 11:16 am

This movie looks like something me and my classmates would have made for a high school project. I’m not good at biology but I assume none of the killings were real. Good suggestion to watch at a halloween party. 7/10

Delphic
Delphic
July 27, 2024 10:57 pm

It’s like Art the Clown’s slow cousin wanted to follow in his footsteps. Maybe it could be a solid horror if you’re a stoner and kinda new to the Indy scene. Left a more analytical review on the directors cut.

Carnal
Carnal
May 26, 2024 5:44 pm

100 tears is what I shed after watching this crap.

fred fat
fred fat
April 20, 2023 7:16 pm

i only counted 90

jcd
jcd
February 14, 2023 3:35 pm

badly made, low budget movie with bad acting, bad fake gores, and dumb circus story. gave me 1000 tears for wasting my time.

The cunt
The cunt
January 18, 2023 9:33 am

It’s about a fat fuckin clown (fred) your welcome

meowmix
meowmix
September 4, 2022 1:48 am

Oh god I remember this movie, I tried watching it a couple years ago and started haemorrhaging IQ points after about 30 minutes. Just skip around to the gore because the acting and dialogue and direction will make you regret life.

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
September 2, 2022 7:06 pm

Trying to watch and critique but the site keeps constant buffering…. Sadly… Is it on my end or the sites end… Many thanks peeps.

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Aurelia
Aurelia
September 2, 2022 6:54 pm

Jesus cripes, clown movies are my soft spot, will watch this one for sure

Zed Man
Zed Man
September 1, 2022 1:02 am

This is not the uncut version, directors cut runs 3 or so mins longer and hasnt any modifications. But its good to see it here where it belongs.

Cunt licker
Cunt licker
August 31, 2022 8:50 pm

This movie sucks ass, It’s terrifier with worse acting and worse practical effects