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Directed by: Richard Stanley, Buddy Giovinazzo, Tom Savini, Douglas Buck, Karim Hussain, David Gregory, Jeremy Kasten
Starring: Udo Kier (Puppet man), Kaniehtiio Horn (Vision hunter), Tom Savini (Therapist), André Hennicke (Axel), Suzan Anbeh (Mo)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:53:42
Genres: Cannibalism, Dolls, Drugs,
Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Infidelity, Small Animals, Overeating, Sexual-Violence against Men, Violence against Women, Violence Against Animals, Self-Harm
Plot – Spoilers:
The Theatre Bizarre is an anthology film consisting of six shorts with the binding framework of a theatre and a puppet-man host. The six stories don’t really have a connecting theme apart from dealing with fucked up situations. Lots of eye poking, gratuitous and aesthetic gore – not all segments are made equal, but this probably depends on your personal tastes.
I liked the 2nd film “I Love You” and the 3rd film “Wet Dreams” the best. Some of them were kind of kooky. The 4th one was sort of lame. Overall it’s a good watch. 3 and a half stars.
Second story the man was like so you are basically saying you’re a whore got me laughing at 3am in the morning
The girl in the theater is absolutely beautiful. That’s all I remember because booze. I think it was good
the first story was boring, all the ones after are enjoyable. Definitely not a top tier film but it was creative, disturbing and the gore was pretty good. 6/10
I saw this years ago as a kid sneaking on netflix late at night and still enjoy it. One of the more interesting anthology films. Not too gory but I enjoy it nonetheless.
Category -waste of time
the first history was trash , i liked the one where the girl injected stuff in her eyes that was interesting.
the food one … i feel like throwing up but it was funny to me xd it gave me an american horror history type of feeling but more gore
i do recommend it just skip the first one
It’s really hard to pick which segment was the worst. Bad at being horror, even worse at being artful. Effedup is full of gold, take my advice and go find that instead.
This film was really good, just what I wanted, very engaging and I love how each one was by a different director 8/10.
Whats the most goryyst filmms on the site?
You’re missing a cannibalism tag, but this was a fun watch so whatever.