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AKA: –
Year: 2011
Directed by: Tom Six
Starring: Laurence R Harvey (Martin), Ashlynn Yennie (Herself), Vivien Bridson (Mother), Bill Hutchens (Psychiatrist)
Country: Netherlands; Effed Up Dutch Movies
Language: English (English subs)
Runtime: 01:30:38
Genres: Captivity/Kidnapping, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Rape/Sexual Violence against Women, Torture, Scat, Body Modification, Insects, Self-Harm, Domestic Abuse, Sexual-Violence against Men, Medical
Human Centipede 2 Re-release in Colour!
Plot – Spoilers:
Martin, an asthmatic car park attendant, is an obsessive fan of Human Centipede (First Sequence). He spends the lonely hours in his booth watching the DVD and is obsessed with recreating the movie irl. To this end he knocks out patrons in the car park until he has collected enough of them to create his version of a Human Centipede.
There are stark contrasts and differences between Dr Josef Heiter from Part 1 and Martin:
1. Heiter considered himself an artist and innovator while Martin is a cheap copycat.
2. The two are also different in the types of nutjobs they represent. One was probably naturally psychotic given that he functioned as a renowned surgeon while the other was a created psycho from his childhood experiences where he was repeatedly molested by his father who was eventually jailed.
Martin’s psychopathy and retardation was also fomented by living with a contemptuous selfish mother who appears to resent Martin for taking away her married life.
3. Heiter was never shy of waxing eloquent about his intellectual masterpiece while Martin doesn’t utter a single word through the movie
4. The characterizations are also different. The First Sequence left it to the audience to guess Heiter’s life leading up to his creation. In Part 2, Martin’s daily life is well-detailed. From his interactions with his mother to the leery psychiatrist who is turned on by Martin’s retarded fat ass.
5. Martin is also a masochist apart from an obvious sadist – he sandpapers his dick while masturbating and later hooks up some barbed wire around his cock before raping the last segment of the centipede.
This second part of the Human Centipede series is also more violent and explicit in its scat scenes which were glossed over in Part one.
Favorite Scenes:
1. The whole sequence beginning with Martin’s mother attempting to murder him in his sleep. The hollowed out lady seated at the dinner table leads into a comical scene of him packing the rudimentary tools required for his surgery. Everything about his centipede is hilariously crude – his idea of sedation is to just clunk them on the head with an iron bar, suturing is replaced by a staple gun and so on.
2. The way he exults in his car park booth while watching the shitting scene in the First Sequence is comically gratifying.
Human Centipede Trilogy:
Human Centipede 1
Human Centipede 2 Original B/W
Human Centipede 2 Re-release in Colour
Human Centipede 3
“precisamos de mais representação de personagens!”
Vocês não aguentaram o Martin, sinceramente, entendo a parte dele…
I’ve seen all 4 of them – 1, 2, 2 Full Sequence and 3. I thought they were all pretty good but not good enough to watch again. 3 stars for each.
very creative
the funny thing is i can switch from shit like this to Rick and morty without missing a beat
Bru I actually enjoyed the first one but this one is the exact same length and I kept getting bored. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still shocking, but it’s so unrealistic I can’t even immerse. he gets all his victims from the same job location, leaves a shit ton of evidence behind, and the movie wants to make a point about him being taken advantage of for being a retard, while also disregarding retarded people r like among the top suspects for homocide sht. its “artsy” porn; its meaningless and boring for ppl who don’t get off on two girls one cup. great acting and practical effects tho </3
honestly… having the shit be the only thing with color in this whole flick? a pretty creative choice
she really did just crush that baby
Yes, this movie belongs on the EFFEDUPMOVIES.COM list.
So…..they DIDNT show his father molesting him or was that me dreaming about it? 😳
Lesson learned: Judge people by their appearances
What the fuck is up with these subtitles man ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
LOLL WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
I came into this straight after the first one, never hearing anything about this movie and i have to ask how is this a masterpiece as a film.
The certainly has its strong suits, it is consistent in its themes, characters and tone*(most of the time). but how hard is it to accomplish with a character with no lines or traits beyond psycho abuse victim and a consent stream of violence and torture porn.
I was intrigued and genuinely curious to what was going to happen but once i saw the sandpaper part it was pretty obvious, i had my doubts he could even remotely make the centipede without killing someone and that was moment i knew i wasn’t going to suprised by much at that point.
I was only still watching for shock value and this was the most disturbing thing i have watched in my life and probably ever will.
Now i can fuck people up just by telling them what happens in this movie and i damn sure are going to.
All and all i give it a B i will never need to watch and will never forget this ever.
lily made me watch this and i hate her
this movie is pure fire
This movie is one of my favorite in this website , every time i come back i feel even more hungry of seeing all the scenes over and over again 😌
Most Disturbing scene: Rape scene
Most Disgusting scene: The laxative scene
Most Shocking scene: Mother crushing her baby
When that old cunt “slits” her wrist she puts in about the same effort as raising her kid. None. Shows she’s just an overdramatic, dependent, bitch. I usually like elderly people but with her I just want to rip out her dentures and slap the shit out of her.
The rape scene was absurd 😕
Martin’s mother has such an interesting voice
A fucking masterpiece,everyone wants to hate & put shit on this movie,act like it is below them,or because of the hype around it’s shocker nature,claim “oh its shit & not even disturbing” go watch fuckin Schindlers list if you want a deep & meaningful storyline,this is perfect & never claimed to be something it’s not,I mean what did you all expect? Gruesome,creepy,violent,gory,disturbing,it is the perfect example of an Effed up movie,ill never forget that “first time” viewing experience,when I picked this up not knowing shit about it,except for the cool looking cover,wish I could get that over again,FUCKING CRAZY MAN,loved the black & white so much that I won’t ruin it by seeing the colour version,it’s perfect as it is
Who the fuck wrote those subtitles and why the fuck am I watching this. I’m sick and I wanna be better but I keep coming back to this fucking website. Everyone in every comments of these movies is fucked up. God is a joke and you all need help, including me. I just want all this shit to end.
For a second I thought that was me sitting in front of my computer.
Prepare to see one of the most sick and twisted movie. Truly a gem.
i got so turned on by the rape scene (º ﹃ º )
lol this movie is a masterpiece.
bro,, this is worse than the first one WHAT? i wonder how the 3 one is
This is way more effed up than the first one. God forbid I make it to the third.
1:08:39 Fuck… It looks like a blowjob