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AKA: Shoping-tur
Directed by: Mikhail Brashinskiy
Starring: Tatyana Kolganova (Mother), Timofey Yeletskiy (Son)
Country: Russia, Finland; Effed Up Russian/Soviet Films; Effed Up Scandinavian Cinema
Language: Russian, Finnish (Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:09:45
Genres: Family, Cannibalism, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Teen
Plot – Spoilers:
Shopping Tour begins as a mom-and-son getaway trip to Finland following Dad’s death. The highpoint of their conversations is when the son steals away to buy himself a beer with money meant for food.
It seems drab, pointless and maybe even a little boring. But then it turns a little sinister when the son discovers they are there on a shopping tour and not a getaway. What’s sinister about a shopping tour? I don’t know. But you can sense the eeriness looming. Maybe it’s the pre-dawn feel when their tour bus stops for the shopping. Or maybe you’re feeling the confusion the son’s feeling about what the fuck they’re actually there for.
And then… OP kind of delivers… if you allow for the best phone battery and OS ever created.
The poor Finns – never catch a break.
entertaining. i liked this one.
The real horror lies within the fact that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism! Also shopping is boring af!
Eh, there’s worse ways to spend 79 minutes i guess
Hahahahahah… Bloody good fun that one. A classic homage to the original zombie flicks of many moons ago.. well acted too
This film’s most redeeming feature is that it is just over an hour long. I simply found it boring and wasn’t engaged in anyway. Don’t waste your time on this film. 1/5 IKEA Vouchers
This could be the worst movie I have ever seen. Blair Witch meets Dawn of the Dead. I guess it’s supposed to be a comedy. 0 out of 5.
My first thought was vampires at the IKEA-ish store, but nope–just damn Finn’s lol. They never do get a break do they?
Typical anoying cannibals have to ruin your shopping trip to Finnland yet again..
A mother take her brat son to a shopping trip to finland . From the first look it seem the kid is simply a fucking brat yelling at his mother for almost anything. But then when he yell at her about his father then the message hint of the story comes . This is not the first time , last time they went his father went of to get drunk. And when he finaly came back to the store they already was at. He then went looking aroung for them piss drunk and the cannibals got him. But that time the kid and his mother manage get away and survived . So that the kid blame his mother is for sure no strange .
1 she was the fuckhead not learned went that trip yet again….
2 she was the anoying shit head that last trip. So actuly the main reson his father got so fed up and chose to get drunk ,so he later was slowed down couse he was fucking piss drunk and the cannibals managed to catch and kill him in that store . while he was searching for his wife and son….
Interesting concept, but the hand held shots can make one feel giddy. In fact I think this aspect detracts from the movie as you keep trying to focus rather than just watch what’s happening.
i know u dont encourage requests but theres a spanish film i saw years ago called shrews nest – i forget the spanish title but its really good and really fucked up