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Directed by: Dennis Devine
Starring: Sally Mullins (Mother), Kyle Ian Fisher (Clown), Rowan Denis (Melinda), Rhei Liu (Ashley), Laura Dromerick (Renee), Phoebe Dollar (Dolly), Emilyrose Morris (Brandy)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English
Runtime: 01:19:56
Genres: Cheap Gore, Incest
Plot – Spoilers:
Volleyball girls who aren’t very good, are headed to entertain Mormons in Utah but take a detour through Camp Blood.
This one begins like most in the series – shit music and a girl awkwardly running to her end. But the girls here are more prone to show skin and the killer clown has a utilitarian mask with a serpentine tongue that his mom likes to suck on. There’s also a great song by a tied-up girl to an older lady baring her tits:
I put on my gloves and took off my mitts,
I made up this song with all of my wits,
It gives this milf lady real fits,
Cuz it’s all about her beautiful tits!
More dumb horror. Don’t forget to stay through the credit role to see more stupid shit. 2 stars.
I have finally finished the Camp Blood Challenge and watched all 11 of the Camp Blood films. My ratings for them all are as follows: -Camp Blood (2000) (2/10) -Camp Blood 2 (2000) (2/10) -Camp Blood: Within the Woods (2005) (4/10) -Camp Blood: First Slaughter (2014) (1/10) -Camp Blood 4 (2016) (1/10) -Camp Blood 5 (2016) (0/10) -Camp Blood 666 (2016) (3/10) -It Kills: Camp Blood 7 (2017) (2/10) -Ghost of Camp Blood (2018) (0/10) -Camp Blood 8 (2020) (2/10) -Children of Camp Blood (2020) (2/10) Thoughts: -The original Brad Sykes trilogy are the best of the series. Yes they’re awfully produced Z movies, but you can at least tell that he put his heart into making them. Further, the production quality gets better with each film. -The Dustin Ferguson entries (no. 5 & 6) are the worst of the bunch. He is a serial plagiarizer and shows entire lengthy sequences of previous films (or other people’s non-Camp Blood films) to where he only has to film a few minutes of his own original footage. Both films only contain approximately 15 minutes of original footage (aside from footage of people aimlessly walking around town). -Mark Polonia’s entries (no. 4, 8-9, 11) are incredibly generic and boring. He likes to plagiarize his own previous material in the form of dreams and flashbacks to fill time, sometimes showing the same clip multiple times in the same movie. Once he actually gets going, he makes incredibly generic and forgettable films. -Ted Moehring’s entry… Read more »
Genocide for all Americans
Genocide for all Jews
Putin will prevail.
This series never end?