Camp Blood 5 (2016)

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Avg Rating: 1.6 / 5. Voted: 14

No one cared thus far. Do you?

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Directed by: Dustin Ferguson
Starring: Schuylar Craig (Raven)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:10:02
Genres: Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
By now, if you’re still turning up for Camp Blood, it’s because you crave nothing warmer than cold shit.

This one follows the same winning template of Camp Blood 4. Long credits, people walking around endlessly, a metal song set to a ridiculous chase, the liberal use of footage from earlier films – here, they go a step further and use scenes from a couple of movies called Things and Meathook Massacre. These two flicks actually contribute more to the gore here, than the actual movie – one of them even has a hilarious creature monster.

As far as the story goes, Raven who survived from CB-4, now lives with her mom, is in therapy and wants the Clown dead. There are also random couples who’re killed and some guy who creepily hangs around a playground. Amidst all the randomness, Raven walks around town aimlessly just like in the previous one – it’s almost like the makers are really proud of the sights their shitty town has to offer and are hoping tourists will be charmed.

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Chase
Chase
August 28, 2020 10:36 pm

Can someone please tell me why you all keep saying why? Does that mean this movie not good and I shouldn’t watch? I never seen these so not sure at all what their about and I just seen cover and the clown made me excited

Njohnsonmoviereviews
Njohnsonmoviereviews
Reply to  Chase
December 23, 2022 6:40 pm

This film is easily the worst entry in the series so far. It rips off two other horror films to show their kills and rips off almost the entire previous movie, including all the kills, the entire party scene, and the sex scene at the beginning. The film also includes long sequences of the protagonist watching TV and wandering around town. By the time the movie actually starts, we’re already 57 minutes in, meaning we only get about 6 minutes of footage before the credits roll. And the six minutes are so atrociously bad (two off screen kills and some very fake looking severed limbs) that it’s not even worth watching. I’m assuming everyone is asking “why was this made?” or “why did I waste my time watching this?”

Insane clown Posey
Insane clown Posey
August 28, 2020 11:36 am

Quadruple why?

vultolino
vultolino
August 28, 2020 12:17 am

EFFEDupmovies salvando o dia.

Heidi Attwood
Heidi Attwood
August 27, 2020 10:21 pm

The admin commentary is often far more entertaining than the movie it describes lol.

CRYSSIS
CRYSSIS
August 27, 2020 9:37 pm

Triple why…

william
william
Reply to  Admin
August 4, 2021 7:31 pm

will you host cb 7 ?

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
August 27, 2020 9:01 pm

Double why…

Chase
Chase
August 27, 2020 7:29 pm

Oh man I come on to see if anything new added and I see this and it’s about clowns!!! Omg I’m so excited because I LOVE clowns so much!!! I never heard of this movie and I seen they have the other ones too. I never knew these movies existed so probably I should start with very first. I LOVE on cover how it says * clowns kick ass* yes they definitely do they are so awesome!! I’m in Louisiana and was very down because of bad hurricane that hit our state and much damage it caused . Me and my family ok but others not to far away lost everything and it’s very sad . Seeing this movie up makes me feel little better and I can’t wait to I’m able to watch them all. Thanks admins you definitely put the evil little smile back on my face

Gos
Gos
August 27, 2020 5:18 pm

Why