Alleluia (2014)
AKA: –
Directed by: Fabrice Du Welz
Starring: Lola Duenas (Gloria), Laurent Lucas (Michel), Edith Le Merdy (Marguerite), Anne-Marie Loop (Gabriella), Héléna Noguerra (Solange), Pili Groyne(Eve)
Country: Belgium; Effed Up Belgian Films
Language: French (Eng Subs); Effed Up French Movies
Runtime: 01:33:22
Genres: Based on a True Story, Infidelity-Cheating, Killers
Plot – Spoilers:
Loosely based on the American Lonely Hearts Killers, the setting here is Belgium.
Gloria, a single mom, works at a morgue and is suitably dead inside. Until she meets Michel, who initially seems cringe, but blows her away into multicolored hues with his sexual prowess – a skill he honed practicing on his mother. Gloria can’t stop giggling around Michel after that and when he dumps her, she leaves her daughter with a friend and goes looking for him.
The pair realize they’re fucked up enough to be a couple and devise a plan to seduce and murder older women for money. Problem is, Gloria suffers from a type of premature ejaculation when it comes to Michel’s dick taking care of other women. When her obsessive jealousy takes over, she isn’t able to control her rage and instead explodes, often well-before they’ve extracted any meaningful money out of their victims.
This is the second in Fabrice Du Welz’s Ardennes trilogy, after Calvaire, and once again features fine performances from its two leads.
My kind of Mortician, Creepy Broad…… Kills were gruesome…… Good French Flick
After watching this again I def feel like about half an hour was cut out of the final edit. I think there was more to the rituals performed (love spells) with unintended consequences etc. Plus it just jumps in and out of a wedding ceremony with a massive altar erected as well as the fire dance scene which seems ritualistic. Also character development and the relationship with her daughter. It’s like oh yeah she’s got a daughter. But it eludes to more as Gloria tells Michel “Why didn’t you try to do things with my daughter!?” But he’s only with the kid one time? Weird. IDK maybe they were going for this frenzied jarring type of storytelling.
Fucking great fim,best in a while,intense,highly recommended
Got any kids you fucking douche bag?
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This is a great film powered by two excellent performances from the lead actor and actress. I can’t recall ever seeing Laurent Lucas in a bad film. Still, the best film version of the infamous ‘lonely hearts’ killings remains Leonard Kastle’s stark B&W gem ‘The Honeymoon Killers’ 1970. If you haven’t seen it and found this fascinating, proceed immediately.
This movie is just brilliant. It’s fucked up but it’s superb. That Gloria woman acted so damn well.
i didnt want it to end due to so few movies this good . loved it.
Wonderful actors, great film direction
Superb ..
Reminds me a lot of in my skin. I’m not sure why … Some fine acting and realistic murders… Just ace all round. Even the end credits are boss.
The song that plays over the credits “Alleluia OST [Ending song] Générique Du Film” by Vincent Cahay is killer.
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Be quiet homosexual
What the hell… this is SO good and fcked up.
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Avatar yourself or just go with the convention.
Unused Pedo Names:
Phillip Schofield (Should be pleasuring his majesty but with his links to BBC and ITV maybe he will have to die before the full boy-fuck story comes out)
Tim Schofield (Currenty pleasuring his majesty)
Dude,you get one guess & i bet you guess right,its that rolf harris/Jeffery epstein cunt,not hard really….he cant use steve anymore,so he just chooses a regular on here,cos hes a pedophile faggot
Here’s a list of the top 10 movies I have seen on EUM (in no particular order):
1, 7 Days (2010)
2. Alleluia (2014)
3. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007)
4. Calvaire (2004)
5. Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019)
6. The Golden Glove (2019)
7. Henry 2: Portrait of a Serial Killer – Mask of Sanity (1996)
8. The Painted Bird (2019)
9. Strella (2009)
10. Suntan (2016)
I’d like to see your top 10 lists. If you don’t like this list and want to call me an asshole at least have a list of your top 5 movies you’ve seen on EUM.
Here’s my top 10 not on EUM (in order):
1. The Exorcist (original theatrical cut) (1973) My all time favorite movie. The director’s cut on EUM doesn’t even make my top100.
2. The Godfather (1972)
3. The Omega Man (1971)
4. High Plains Drifter (1973)
5. Taxi Driver (1976) – Goodfellas (1990) – The Deer Hunter (1978) – tied for 5th.
6. Dirty Harry (1971)
7. Cruising (1980) Critics hate it, Pacino hates it, Siskel & Ebert hate it – I think it is absolutely fantastic! The entire cast is superb. Everyone hates the end because it leaves unanswered questions. That’s the best part! 5 stars out of 5. Let me tell you – this movie is EFFED UP!!!
8. Scarface (1983)
9. The Glass House (1972) TV movie about prison with great performances by Alan Alda and Vic Morrow.
10. The Hill (1965) Directed by Sidney Lumet.
As always I’d like to see your top 10.
I would say THE HILL features Sean Connery’s best ever performance. His Bond movies were good but didn’t require much effort from him. THE HILL is different. It’s a tough movie and he had a tough role though Ian Hendry’s performance gets top marks in the film.
Here’s my top 10 favorite war movies (in order):
1. Apocalypse Now (original version) (1979)
2. Born on the 4th of July (1989)
3. The Dirty Dozen (1967)
4. Platoon (1986)
5. When Hell Was In Session (1979) TV movie of the story of POW Jerimiah Denton played by Hal Holbrook. Brutal.
6. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
7. The Hanoi Hilton (1987)
8. A Bridge Too Far (1977)
9. Casualties of War (1989) It’s great watching Michael J. Fox act like a tough guy.
10. Hamburger Hill (1987)
King Rat & Ice Cold in Alex are worth watching.
The Hill, 1965 should also have a worthy mention.
That one is in my “top 10 not on EUM” list above this list at #10.
True. I had not noticed. It is a worthy gem so multiple mentions does it no harm.
Welp, that’s at least 2 of you who have the attention span of a cardboard box.
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Let us know if you ever achieve the ability to think above the level of a grub worm.. OR if you ever get past the first grade. Or are you just an amoeba??
and Debie does Dallas .)
Here’s my top 3 Gwyneth Paltrow movies (I don’t care what you say – she is a great actress):
1. A Perfect Murder (1998) with Michael Douglas and Viggo Mortensen. Gwyneth at her best.
2. Contagion (2011) Even Matt Damon (not my favorite actor) was good in this one.
3. Seven (1995) Brad Pitt (another actor with questionable skills) in his best role. He was perfect for this role. The ending was definitely a hard scene to make work but he pulled it off.
Here is my top worst Goldie Hawn films:
1. SPF-18 (Even her voice can make a bad film worse)
2. The Banger Sisters
3. Best Friends.
Having just sat through Lovers and Liars, 1979 I will revise my list:
1. Lovers and Liars
2. SPF-18
3. The Banger Sisters
Should be said that the verision I watched ran 1h 35m so a 2h film has been severly cut. Could not find a full copy and even though the cut scenes would be raunchy I am not sure if that could save such a fucked up useless film.
dont forget Shes a cunt (1999)
shes a cunt 2 (2001)
shes a cunt 3 (2003)
Actually, your stating that Brad Pitt is not a good actor only instantly proves that you’re a fuckin RETARD. Watch A River Runs Through It, Legends Of The Fall, Meet Joe Black, 7even and then 12 Monkeys – all in succession, and then tell me that he’s not a GREAT actor. And why FFS do all of these GREAT actors want to be in movies with him (especially Anthony Hopkins – who is EXTREMELY selective)??? And then (if you’re still being a brainless twat), watch him in Fury, Snatch and True Romance. He nearly stole the biggest moment of True Romance in one of the shortest scenes, except that Gary Oldman and Dennis Hopper had already shared that stunning brilliance in 2 separate scenes I could mention about a dozen other excellent flics for him, but that’s enough for now. I was a hard skeptic at first, thinking yeah, yeah, yeah; so he’s fricken handsome/ a female heart-throb… pffft, fuck that. But not after watching those 5 flics I mentioned above.
If you like Brad you watch him. I can’t stand him. Everyone is different. Some people think the current US president is doing a great job and is sharp as a tack.
Yep, true: you like what you like and that’s okay, but… I say you don’t like him for OTHER reasons (personal grievances, YOUR not being an honest broker). Not to beat a dead horse, but if you don’t realize that his portrayal in Snatch is damned near as great as Daniel Day Lewis (my choice of best actor in fifty years)… you’re fucked in the head over SOMEthing. Anyway, I can’t fuckin stand any POS human being who “thinks” (btw, these kool-aid drunk, propagandized, brainless lemming, tool-bag puppets don’t possess the ability) that joe effin biden is not one of the dumbest scumbags who ever held political office in America… should have their ability to vote canceled forever, and then be tarred and feathered, hung, beaten within an inch of their lives, then lit on fire – along with 90% of the democrat/ marxist party and ALL of their donors. (as well as the ESTABLISHMENT republicans at the top – they sell us all down the river for profit too). So we may have THAT in common. Btw #2: I have a lot of respect for most of your lists on here… I just like the fun of calling other people stupid fucking cunts – after noticing that this seems to be the standard on this site. Good fun!
I meant to include that bill gates and george soros, as well as mitch mcconnell and lyndsey graham (and MANY other lying, narcissistic power-mad tyrants like them who despise regular-joe Americans) should be put out of {my} misery with a baby seal pup club. Slowly. We need another “brick brigade” of early America, but this time by a hundred (or ten thousand) hired hit-men.
You sound like you’re a narcissistic power-mad tyrant putting my lists down when you don’t even have the balls to make your own. You won’t do it because you wouldn’t be able to take the scrutiny and expose to everyone the absolute shitty taste you have in films. You’re a big Sally Fields fan. You know way more about her than I do.
I’ve seen 12 Monkeys. That movie sucks because of Brad. He did a really shitty acting job in that one. That’s the reason I stopped watching any movies he was in because he was so bad in that one. No wonder you won’t make a top 10 list. Your taste in movies sucks really bad.
Top 7 Michael Douglas films:
1. Fatal Attraction (1987)
2. Wall Street (1987)
3, A Perfect Murder (1978)
4. Disclosure (1994)
5. The Game (1997)
6. Basic Instinct (1992)
7. The Star Chamber (1983)
Here are my top 10 Robert De Niro movies (excluding Taxi Driver (1976), Goodfellas (1990) & The Deer Hunter (1978) which are in my other top 10 list):
1. Cape Fear (1991)
2. Raging Bull (1980)
3. Casino (1995)
4. Midnight Run (1988)
5. Sleepers (1996)
6. Flawless (1999)
7. Limitless (2011)
8. A Bronx Tale (1993)
9. Cop Land (1997)
10. The King of Comedy (1983)
I know what you are thinking. Where’s “The Godfather Part 2” (1974)? I thought that was one of the most boring movies I have ever seen. Not a lot of action in that one, just a lot of talking.
De Niro has made a lot of other good movies like “Angel Heart” (1987), “Jacknife” (1989), “Awakenings” (1990), “Guilty By Suspicion” (1991), “Mad Dog & Glory” (1993), “Analyze This” (1999), “Killing Season” (2013) and lots more. His acting started to get worse and worse the more he talked about politics.
if you dont like godfather 2 then you have proved conclusively that u know less than zero about films
It’s boring. Go ahead and watch it. As far as we know you don’t know anything about movies. Where’s your list?
My top 5 picks for movies about cancer (in order):
1. Silence Like Glass (1989) Great performances by Jami Gertz and Martha Plympton.
2. Brian’s Song (1971)
3. The Doctor (1991)
4. Wit (2001)
5. Terms of Endearment (1983) Outstanding performance by Shirley MacLaine and a solid performance by Jack Nicholson.
My top 10 favorite Al Pacino movies (in order):
1. The Godfather (1972)
2. Cruising (1980)
3. Scarface (1983)
4. Carlito’s Way (1993)
5. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
6. Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
7. …And Justice for All (1979)
8. Sea of Love (1989)
9. Scarecrow (1973)
10. The Panic in Needle Park (1971)
Scent of a Woman MUST be on this list, as well as Serpico. Both are better than Sea of Love.
You’re right. I forgot “Serpico.” “Scent of a Woman?” Pacino acting like an asshole pretending to be blind? Not in to it at all. What about “Donnie Brasco” with that really shitty actor, your hero, Johnny Depp?
My top 10 favorite Gene Hackman movies (in order):
1. The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
2. The French Connection 2 (1975) I like this better than the first one.
3. The French Connection (1971)
4. A Bridge Too Far (1977)
5. Mississippi Burning (1988)
6. Prime Cut (1972)
7. Marooned (1969)
8. Unforgiven (1992)
9. Scarecrow (1973)
10. Bonnie & Clyde (1969) It’s good but I hate Warren Beatty.
Where TF is Zandy’s Bride, you stupid fucking cunt???? Let alone Enemy Of The State???
I’ve never heard of Zandy’s Bridge and I haven’t seen Enemy of the State. No need for name calling. Right at the top of the page I said I would like to see other people’s top 10 lists. Where’s yours?
I’m not into making a top ten list, you fucking tyrant wannabe. You don’t get to demand that I do something I’m not interested in, you idiot cunt. And that does NOT disqualify me from commenting on yours, you stupid fuck-stick. Btw, imbecile… I wrote Zandy’s BRIDE!!! Can you fucking READ?? Where’s that confounded bridge, dumbass? Btw, Hackman was great in The Firm and even better in The Conversation, The Royal Tenenbaums, and Hoosiers. I now doubt that you have a fucking clue about great artists performances, but merely go off a list of acclaimed *movies* – WHICH DO NOT purport to put ANY value on this particular actor’s role in making that movie great, you MORON. EVERY single flick I mentioned about Gene Hackman were where he stood out the most; where HIS contribution was superb and THE most important element – or close to it!! And btw #2, there is no ‘need’ for name-calling, but… I’m doing it whether YOU like it or not!! It’s much more fun this way!!
Take Zandy’s BRIDGE and stuff it up your ass. I watched it. It sucks really bad. I watched Snatch too with Brad Pitt. That is some of the worst acting I have ever seen in a movie. You have shitty taste in movies and you seem like an asshole too. Make a list of all the shitty movies you like and present them on here if you have the fuckin’ balls. It’s more fun that way.
My top 10 favorite Dustin Hoffman movies (in order):
1. Marathon Man (1976)
2. Papillion (1973)
3. Straw Dogs (1971)
4. Sphere (1998)
5. Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)
6. Sleepers (1996)
7. Lenny (1974)
8. Midnight Cowboy (1969)
9; All the President’s Men (1976)
10. The Graduate (1967)
Hoffman’s chops in Rain Man were far better than in FOUR of your selections. Do some research about the art of acting = you may figure it out. Btw, I understand that your list is your opinion, but mine is much more based on the brilliance of his ACTING in each role.
These are MY top 10 lists. I’ve never seen Rain Man. I saw the commercials for it with Hoffman acting like a retard (like you) and decided to skip that one. Put Rain Man on YOUR top 10 list. I haven’t seen it but if you think it’s good it must really suck. After all, you don’t even have the balls to make a top 10 list.
My top 10 favorite Paul Newman movies (in order):
1. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
2, Absence of Malice (1981)
3. Slap Shot (1977)
4. The Verdict (1982)
5. The Hustler (1961)
6. Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956)
7. Fort Apache, The Bronx (1981)
8. Sometimes A Great Notion (1971)
9. The Sting (1973)
10. Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid (1969)
Sometimes a Great Notion is without a doubt #2, because the emotionally-hard-hitting/ GUT-WRENCHING factor is #1, and Cat On a Hot Tin Roof, Hud, and The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean should eliminate Slap Shot, Absence Of Malice (because the biggest over-actor EVER in the history of the fuckin PLANET, sally fields, is in it), and Fort Apache The Bronx (even though that film was instantly seared into my psyche forever 42 years ago when I was 25). and as well, Road To Perdition was a top tier movie, but Newman’s role didn’t “make the film”… so it wouldn’t be on the list (mine being about him). Btw, Paul Newman should have a top 20 list where most great actors would only get 10. But oh yeah; there are a few others who also get 20.
Absence of Malice is a great film BECAUSE Sally Field is hate-able. I haven’t seen Roy Bean, I’ve seen Hud a long time ago and can’t remember it and I didn’t like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof because the biggest over-actor EVER in the history of the fuckin PLANET Elizabeth Taylor is in it.
Nope. Sally Fields really and truly made me want to vomit the most when she portrayed Julia Robert’s mother, and cried out in the graveyard scene. But thankfully, when she screamed that she just wanted to hit something, a far greater scene followed when Olympia Dukakis replied; “Here! Hit Weeza!” and then the incredible best scene of the flic was when Shirley McClain had a hissy-fit slamming her ass onto the granite bench and retorted with; “You are EVIL and you must be destroyed.” And nope; Elizabeth Taylor wasn’t even close to being an over-actor. not in that particular flic anyway. Btw, you don’t eliminate a great performance by whining like a little bitch that an actor you don’t like is merely in it – unless they RUINED the movie AND the actor we are talking about’s role!! Fields did that by being Newman’s PRIMARY relationship as the love interest in Absence. Newman had SOOO many different exchanges with the other characters in Cat… especially his relationship with his dad and brother’s POS wife, and his idiot brother, and his mother – as the dutiful kiss-ass wife of a tyrant! Aaaaand… Taylor ended up being the least cunty relative in the entire story.
“Sally Fields really and truly made me want to vomit the most when she portrayed Julia Robert’s mother, and cried out in the graveyard scene.” You’re a bigger Sally Fields fan than I am because I have no idea what movie you are talking about. Elizabeth Taylor sucks. I can’t stand her really shitty acting.
Top 10 Harvey Keitel movies I have seen (I was surprised to learn that I haven’t seen a lot of his movies):
1. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
2. Bad Lieutenant (1992)
3. Taxi Driver (1976)
4. Blue Collar (1978)
5. The Painted Bird (2019)
6. Pulp Fiction (1994)
6. Cop Land (1997)
7. The Piano (1993)
8. Clockers (1995)
9. U-571 (2000)
10. The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
Any helpful homos around?
Please stick a cock in this guy’s mouth and make him shut up. Mom is out for the weekend and the turtle-eyed spaz is playing on the computer again.
You have the worst taste in movies out of anyone on here. Go and watch The Chaser again. That one sucked so bad it’s not even funny.
You really take your movie critic role seriously here lmao. I’m not fatty fred. I used to enjoy his puns but he seems to have degenerated into a copypaste troll now. As for you, you have zero sense of what taste is. You wouldn’t know taste if I vomited into your mouth you spastic old fool wearing daddy’s shorts because mama asked you to. Now fuck off.
Too bad you will never have the balls to put your list up for scrutiny. Let’s see your top 10 favorite on EUM (EUM stands for Effed Up Movies – I figured I better spell it out for you since you wouldn’t know what it meant). I bet you haven’t even seen 10 movies.
Cole’s top 10 favorite movies on EUM:
1. MDPOPE 1 (2013)
2. MDPOPE 2 (2014)
3. Memories of Murder (2003)
4. The Chaser (2008)
5. Father Is A Dog (2010)
6. Shyness Machine Girl (2009)
7. Exorcist 4 (2004)
8. Torment (2017)
9. Witches’ Sabbath (1988)
10. Prince of the Crimson Void (2022)
Needs an edit to Add MDPOPE 3……& I Can assure you he owns 29 needles which will probably in here in due course,that makes Torment relatively family friendly by comparison…..yes i know,i bought it from good old Unearthed films on the the promise of “Extreme shit”…….& while they weren’t being dishonest,they didnt quite disclose what a raging faggots delight it was,im not sure ill truly recover from the sights i was inflicted with……..no doubt it would be right in Coles wheelhouse & that other infamous fruitcake…….the one & only “Steve”
Fuck off Cole you sad little cunt. So fixated on OMH anyone would call you a raging homo. Daddy didn’t help you out of the closet? LMAO you’re pathetic and got issues bigger than everyone here. Go get help, fucking loser.
Don’t know squat about you otherwise, but that comment was fucking EPIC-funny.
You don’t know squat about movies either. If you did you would have the balls to make your own top 10 list. You’re one of those skim through types with ADD. I bet you couldn’t even make it through a whole movie without shutting the fuck up for 5 minutes.
My top 10 Stephen King stories made in to movies (in order):
1. The Shining (1980)
2. The Dead Zone (1983)
3. Delores Caliborne (1995)
4. Carrie (1976)
5. Misery (1990)
6. Thinner (1996) Joe Mantegna is really good in this one.
7. The Shawshank Redemption (1994) It’s the story of Ellis “Red” Redding (Morgan Freeman), a poor man that plays the blues harp, who meets Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins), a rich man who listens to opera like The Marriage of Figaro. The two meet in prison and realize they have a strong sexual attraction to each other and decide to continue their relationship after they get out of prison on the romantic beach of Zihuatanejo.
8. The Green Mile (1999)
9. Secret Window (2004) One of the only movies I like with Johnny Depp in it.
10. 1408 (2007)
I am going to discuss some Tom Hanks films. This is not a top 10 because I am not a Tom Hanks fan. Smarmy hypocrite and possible pedophile Hanks has been walking back woke statements he has made in the past lately. Hanks has generated literally billions of dollars for the movie industry but I just don’t like him. 1. Apollo 13 (1995). This movie is epic and I love it. Director Opie (Ron Howard) is magnificent and the entire all-star cast is just fabulous especially Ed Harris. I would say that this is Hanks best performance. The story is pure fiction. 2. That Think You Do! (1996). Directed by Hanks, this is a really close second to Hanks best performance. Hanks IS Mr. White in this film. I have to say I love this movie too. 3. Cast Away (2000) Mostly a one-man show by Hanks. The plane crash scene is phenomenal but spending too much time with Hanks on a desert island while he acts like a cave man gets old. 4. Saving Private Ryan (1998) You may have noticed (probably not) that this one didn’t make my top 10 favorite war movies list. The battle scenes are great and a lot of the dialog and acting are very good right up until they find Ryan. When they find him, world weary soldier Private Ryan looks like he just got out of the beauty parlor with some fresh hair gel in his perfectly quaffed hairdo. Matt Damon and… Read more »
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Jizz drinkers like you should hang themselves,you unloved cunt
You seem upset by the comment “Triggered cry babies shouldn’t be on adult websites” but I don’t understand why you would be. Do you disagree with that statement or do you think you are a triggered cry baby?
You seem to be a fucking idiot,end of.
Why are you so angry towards everyone? Did someone say something on here that hurt your feelings?
Im only angry towards you,no matter the name you choose to post your comments under,you seemed to have hurt a lot of children,i wish death upon you & all of your family you reprehensible piece of shit……..how do you sleep? You have to feel dirty no? I hope a parent catches you in the act & batters you with a tire iron,you pathetic,sick asshole.
You seem to be a very refined and dignified adult. Your comments are very elegant and intellectually stimulating. You must be very proud when you read them back. Bachelors degree or Masters degree? 4.0 GPA right?
You fingered a crybaby??? I dont wanna hear that shit,you buttfucking rock spider
Can I ask you a question Heinz Nazijewburner? Why do you call yourself that? And what level of education have you achieved? You are obviously a college graduate correct?
Yes & mind your business dickhead
Please don’t misunderstand me. I didn’t mean for that question to be taken in a negative, condescending or patronizing way. A friend of mine who is a college professor that visits this website from time to time had mentioned to me that there were several highly educated people that write comments on here and I am liking what I am seeing so far. You apparently took your education very seriously Heinz Nazijewburner. Good for you.
How does a college professor assess such stuff. Plenty of knowledgeable people write on here but not sure you can work out the level of education so easily.
Well let’s use Heinz Nazijewburner as an example. Just from his name would you say he is a well educated adult? I don’t think so. You would probably say that he seems like an immature irritating child. Let’s look at one of his comments. “You fingered a crybaby??? I dont wanna hear that shit,you buttfucking rock spider” Notice the punctuation. Does that sound like something a sophisticated mature educated adult would say? I think not. If I was to assess Heinz Nazijewburner’s level of education I would say that he is struggling to pass the 3rd grade this year and may have to stay back a year or two. I would also suspect that he is not popular in his peer group and he gets ridiculed and bullied often for his stupidity. His teachers are probably disappointed in his work and spend time talking to his parents to find out why he is such a scatter brained idiot.
I would say he has been around the internet for some time and most likely visited the chans and if old enough the news groups.
The spelling and punctuation are meme-esque and so is the name.
It would be impossible from what he says to know anything of his actual education or age.
You are just projecting your own bubble-think. For example my abilitiy to spell and punctuate is very low and has very little to do with my education. My use of commas is in the English style rather than the US style and I also do not communicate through a smart-phone that forces certain conventions.
If I was to compare you to the gift-giver then it would be you I think is still at school and have much more to learn than him.
I would class him as an old-fag and you a firm and wanton hole ready for your first stevie-injection.
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You shouldnt be alive,yet here we are,gay cunt
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..only going to say this once…
Bet you do not last a week.
Plus Plus US laws are for people in the US not the rest of us.
Double plus plus with FB pedo still in charge it wont matter what the US gov says FB will always be the place to groom children and distribute new quality child-fuck porn.
Did you read the comment? It says “Only respond to this comment if you know for sure that you are a little gay cry baby coward.” What do you have to say for yourself now, you little fucking jack off?
Shut up pin dick
Look numb nuts, triggered cry babies like you just don’t belong on adult movie sites. You should be out with your little asshole friends at the ice cream parlor or doing your 3rd grade homework. Some day soon, if you are lucky, you will wise off to the wrong person and they will beat the ever living shit out of you. When that happens you should thank them for preventing you from being a gay cry baby coward your whole life. Grow up you fucking pussy.
Fuck off pedophile.
This is not an adult movie site its a fucked up movie site. You want to wank at fake breasts and deformed cocks go find it on the slap-n-tickle hubs.
Many of the films on this site are stuff I watched as a teenager on dodgy vhs bootlegs from Holland and therefore it would be wrong of me to condemn any teenager of today for doing the same. Its part of growing up.
As for having the shit-kicked-out-of-me as a way to learn about life thats pure US-group-think. Thats why you all ended up with a pedo-in-chief who shits-his-pants at organised religion. Like anyone needs lessons from such a turd-world-country.
You couldnt fight sleep ya fuckin spastic,crawl back up ya mums reamed out cunt you menstrual clot
Nice speech child fucking faggot
Some of you get upset by this comment. At the beginning it states “This message is for gay little elementary school cry baby cowards only.” Are you upset because you think you are a gay little elementary school cry baby coward or is it because of the swears or content of the message? I’m new here and I am confused by the hate messages because I thought the comment section was supposed to be about the movies.
I dont care what you going on about,youre a fucking strange,weird little cunt old bud,sort yourself out.
This certainly isn’t the friendliest chat room.
fuck off
How dare you
Go fuck yourself dick licker.
No faggots,kids or superstar gay preeen elementary school crybaby faggots…oh well ill continue fucking my mother in the ass,raping my cat & fingering my neighbours 18 month old baby until MDPOPE 3…….or can i request Daisys destruction? Ive heard great reviews,sounds right up my alley…& asshole hehe TTFN sweets xxx
Go to bed Steve.. smh
chill out man….sheesh
Shut up whore
Good movie, certainly watchable, excellent acting and story line, but I did like Calvaire a bit better.Thanks again EU, you got me thru another long night of nothing on tv but reruns
Loosely based on the American Lonely Hearts Killers, the setting here is Belgium.
Gloria, a single mom, works at a morgue and is suitably dead inside. Until she meets Michel, who initially seems cringe, but blows her away into multicolored hues with his sexual prowess – a skill he honed practicing on his mother. Gloria can’t stop giggling around Michel after that and when he dumps her, she leaves her daughter with a friend and goes looking for him.
The pair realize they’re fucked up enough to be a couple and devise a plan to seduce and murder older women for money. Problem is, Gloria suffers from a type of premature ejaculation when it comes to Michel’s dick taking care of other women. When her obsessive jealousy takes over, she isn’t able to control her rage and instead explodes, often well-before they’ve extracted any meaningful money out of their victims.
This is the second in Fabrice Du Welz’s Ardennes trilogy, after Calvaire, and once again features fine performances from its two leads.
Hallelujah” is a song written by Canadian singer Leonard Cohen, originally released on his album Various Positions (1984). Achieving little initial success,[1] the song found greater popular acclaim through a new version recorded by John Cale in 1991. Cale’s version inspired a 1994 recording by Jeff Buckley that in 2004 was ranked number 259 on Rolling Stone’s “The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time”. The song achieved widespread popularity after Cale’s version of it was featured in the 2001 film Shrek.[3][4] Many other arrangements have been performed in recordings and in concert, with more than 300 versions known.[5] The song has been used in film and television soundtracks and televised talent contests. “Hallelujah” experienced renewed interest following Cohen’s death in November 2016 and re-appeared on international singles charts, including entering the American Billboard Hot 100 for the first time.[6] History Leonard Cohen’s studio recording 0:26 Partial excerpt of first verse and chorus. First included in Cohen’s 1984 album Various Positions. Jeff Buckley “Hallelujah” cover excerpt 0:31 From the album Grace, released in 1994. In 2007, Sony BMG rereleased the album (subtitled “The Legacy Edition”) with a live music video of the song. Problems playing these files? See media help. Cohen is reputed to have written around 80[7] to as many as 180[8] draft verses for “Hallelujah”—a number affected by the accounting question that he had many versions of the same line.[9] Cohen is said to have claimed 150 draft verses, a claim substantiated by his notebooks containing manifold revisions and… Read more »
Fuck you Fred.
fuck you
No fuck you.
no fuck you
More like, “Fat Fuck Fred”
Its a shit song loved by the middle classes for its deeper meaning. Although as Cohen would drop acid for breakfast and write endless dribble I praise the person who filtered through his enfluent to find the gems.
Fred fat must do something similar but I expect its Snhaps, Crack & Pot with oat milk and fortified by vitamin ctrl v and vitamin ctrl c.
fuck off
I got your back, Fred. We drank lots of Schlitz over this one. The song was merely a cherry on top. All of these assholes can suck the Von-Don-long-schlong!
You got Fred’s back? It sounds like you want to roll that slovenly fat shit in dough to find the wet spots. This is a movie site, not a gay dating site for lonely hearts. Get a room you two faggots. Next time you comment say something about the movie or go to a gay lonely hearts club website you two jack off fucking assholes.
Excellent!! This movie is fantastic. I get weirded out big time when she starts singing. Fuck yeah – 5 stars all the way! Fabulous!
fuck off
Cool,youre reviews are solid,ill take your word for it & check this out now,still got my 50 top movies coming as to compare to your list you posted the other day,single parent of a 5 year old,i find it hard to get 5 minutes to myself,but should have it uo tomorrow,interested in your thoughts & maybe some stuff you aint seen yet
IMDb Rating 1. The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 9.2 2. The Godfather (1972) 9.2 3. The Dark Knight (2008) 9.0 4. The Godfather Part II (1974) 9.0 5. 12 Angry Men (1957) 9.0 6. Schindler’s List (1993) 8.9 7. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) 8.9 8. Pulp Fiction (1994) 8.8 9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) 8.8 10. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) 8.8 11. Forrest Gump (1994) 8.8 12. Fight Club (1999) 8.7 13. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 8.7 14. Inception (2010) 8.7 15. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 8.7 16. The Matrix (1999) 8.7 17. GoodFellas (1990) 8.7 18. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) 8.6 19. Seven (1995) 8.6 20. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) 8.6 21. Seven Samurai (1954) 8.6 22. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 8.6 23. Saving Private Ryan (1998) 8.6 24. City of God (2002) 8.6 25. Interstellar (2014) 8.6 26. Life Is Beautiful (1997) 8.6 27. The Green Mile (1999) 8.6 28. Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) 8.5 29. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 8.5 30. Back to the Future (1985) 8.5 31. Spirited Away (2001) 8.5 32. The Pianist (2002) 8.5 33. Psycho (1960) 8.5 34. Parasite (2019) 8.5 35. Leon (1994) 8.5 36. Gladiator (2000) 8.5 37. The Lion King (1994) 8.5 38. American History X (1998) 8.5 39. The… Read more »
I’ve seen and like most of those but I thought our lists were just movies on EUM.
Solid,a much broader taste than i,but as OMH asked,do you have 50 on the EUM site alone?