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AKA: Les Amants Criminels
Directed by: Francois Ozon
Starring: Natacha Regnier (Alice), Jeremie Renier (Luc), Miki Manojlovic (Older man), Salim Kechiouche (Said)
Country: France; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: French (Eng Subs); Effed Up French Movies
Runtime: 01:36:03
Genres: Teenagers, Killers, Sexual-Violence against Men, Gruesome, Captivity, Cannibalism, Gay scenes, Animals
Plot – Spoilers:
Alice and Luc are schoolmates who’ve been seeing each other for a few months though Luc can’t get hard with her. One of Alice’s classmates wants to fuck her and she agrees to meet him in the gym, where instead, she and Luc murder him. The couple drive to a forest to dispose of the body where things get twisted. Things getting twisted is in fact, one of the features here. Criminal Lovers keeps flipflopping on multiple things –
– whether the crime was justified, by introducing bits from the backstory.
– who holds power.
– the excitement and acceptance of the state of their lives by the two lead characters at different stages.
This is easily one of the best from the New French Extremity and features a special performance from Natacha Regnier.
rough sex
good
This movie deals with a real murder story that happened in France in 1996. A young couple (Veronique and Sebastien) planned to kill their classmate (Abdeladim) with whom they had a showdown . So they lured him into a threesome at Sebastien’s house . While he was naked and starting to have s.. with the girl. They stabbed him together with 39 stab wound. to death (she has hidden a knife under a pillow and her guy was behind him waiting for the top ) ( the shower scene in the movie) but in reality the girl was involved in the murdert too. Sorry for my english i’m french !
Heres a link in french of the real murder story that you can maybe translate in english:https://www.closermag.fr/vecu/faits-divers/veronique-et-sebastien-comment-les-amants-diaboliques-ont-tendu-un-piege-fatal-a-un-autre-adolescent-1659510
Yeah like genuinely what a fag /pos. raj/howard type shit right there.
Dude that rabbit’s good eating! Don’t bury it! It looks so tasty!
“J’ai faim” well you should have saved that rabbit, girl! Make a trap, they’re pretty easy! I don’t really like this woman.
… Or they’ll find a rabbit in someone else’s trap
… OR HE’LL JUST LET IT GO, MAN WHY
Ew he’s dripping water all over the floor
I like the complexity of the SA. Coercion is real. Sometimes you can want to make out with someone but you don’t want to sleep with them. Sometimes you think you want to sleep with someone but once it starts you realize it really is not what you want but you can’t ask to stop. Sometimes it’s best to not struggle. Sometimes even if you don’t want it, it feels good. I like the complexity.
They just left the food out on the table? Y’all gonna get foodborne illness!
Wash your hands, man!
Ah they got the cannibal rapist too, good for them, but stop kicking the man, he’s cuffed.
Well that was a “good” movie. It wasn’t something I’d recommend, I’m not sure I’m glad I watched it, & I’m not sure if I enjoyed it, but let’s say I’m glad I watched it & I found it stimulating. I also appreciated the french with english captions because it helps me to practise.
They emptied 2 SMGs on her while she was clearly incapacitated after the first shot, almost like in the USA.
I crave the cock
I am AMBIVALENT.
OK movie, certainly watchable, thanks again EU, for filling my dull Sunday night with entertainment you can’t get anywhere else. Damn I love this site…
This film moves fast right from the start. It is frustrating at times as Luc had numerous opportunities to smash a bottle (or something) over the old man’s head so they could get away. It was frustrating that they let him live too but I think that may have been the point.
I also found it amusing that this guy who lived in the woods and ate things like Said and rabbits yet always seemed to have bakery fresh round loaves of bread.
“Criminal Lovers keeps flipflopping on multiple things ”
Are you saying this movie has Ozon layers?
(runs to nearest exit)
what the fuck is this even trying to say
Excellent film. 5 stars. Recommend.
Ozon’s take on the Hansel and Gretel story
this film is criminally overrated
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