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AKA: Ensuring Your Place In Hell Vol. 1
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English, Spanish
Runtime: 02:32:23
Genres: Anthology, Shockumentary, Necro-related, Violence Against Animals, Food-related, Revenge
About – Spoilers:
Ensuring Your Place In Hell was a DVD put together by someone unknown. It’s basically a collection of independent shorts from the ’90s.
1. Grave Robbing for Morons
A young budding businessman who started out for fun and later realized he could make money out of his passion – collecting bones and skulls from graves – explains how to go about it for best results. He has a speech defect, or maybe he’s just excited to share his expertise and this adds a little drama to his narration. Anyway, towards the end when he feels he’s talking to a beginner audience, he grows more confident and you finally see the necro guru smirk a bit.
2. Cooking With Huck Botko
Six shorts from Huck Botko (who wrote The Last Exorcism). The first four shorts are cooking-related, where Huck plays this character who hates his family in a quiet and simmering, rather than, explosive way. So on festive occasions, he cooks them something nice but adds special ingredients tailormade to each family member. This is a particularly entertaining series if you enjoy the charm of home movies on old camcorders. The 5th short revolves around Huck’s friends who seek vengeance on an office colleague for being a bitch to one of them. And the final one sees him ostensibly following a man dedicated to ending the bald eagle species.
3. Mortuary Of The Dead
Shot in a mortuary by some guy who seems like the friend of someone who works there. Their whispers are barely audible which goes with the vhs-quality visuals of dead babies, decapitated bodies and heads and limbs stored in buckets of formaldehyde.
4. Exploding Varmints
Made by a bunch of hunters who go about exploding a variety of vermin that prowl farmlands. These are men who take pleasure in their call of duty and aren’t above little quips like, Now you see me, now you don’t, while their targets explode into little chunks of flesh.
P.S. The titles were added by EUM to better divide the anthology.
“Ensuring Your Place In Hell Vol. 1” is basically 9 comedy shorts but whether the comedy is intentional or unintentional is in question on some of them. 1. Grave Robbing for Morons (00:00) – You can feel your brain cells dying as you listen to this retard. He has a stutter issue that makes him gasp for air occasionally. This guy seems like he is, pardon the pun, dead serious. 2. Cooking With Huck Botko (26:50) – Even if this guy isn’t serious I think he is a fucking asshole for making these. I was poisoned once and I hope it happens to him some day. A. Fruitcake (26:30) B. Baked Alaska (35:48) C. Cheesecake (43:30) D. Graham Cracker Cream Pie (50:48) E. Julie (1:02:48) Real juvenile shit for grown ups to be doing, even if it’s just comedy. F. Until There Are None (1:15:10) The guy that wants to kill bald eagles. 3. Mortuary of the Dead (1:36:55) Guys looking around in a morgue. Pretty boring. 4. Exploding Varmints (2:06:40) Some guys shooting farm pests. This one is pretty fucking boring too. I kind of had a sentimental spot for “Until There Were None,” since I saw it in a movie theatre and it played before the G. G. Allin movie (read comment below), but after seeing Huck Botko’s other shit films I like it less. I’ve got to give “Ensuring Your Place In Hell Vol. 1” 1 star, mainly because of Huck, but the whole compilation really sucks… Read more »
In 1993 a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a midnight showing of a new movie called “Hated: G. G. Allin & The Murder Junkies.” I had heard about G. G. and I almost went to one of his shows but for one reason or another I didn’t (lucky for me). The theatre for the midnight showing of the film was packed with a lot of crazy looking people. My friend, my brother and myself all had a few drinks and we were ready to watch the G. G. Allin film. Oddly a film was played before the G. G. Allin movie called “Until There Are None.” I had been searching for this film ever since I saw it in the movie theatre and I found it here in this film at 1:15:10 to 1:36:55. At the time “Until There Are None” seemed really funny probably because A. We were kind of drunk and B. Because it seemed so weird to see this before the G. G. Allin film.
I watched “Until There Are None” again just now (3 stars) but I haven’t watched the whole “Ensuring Your Place In Hell Vol. 1” film yet. I’ll try to watch the whole thing tomorrow and write a review on it (if you think you can wait without having a sleepless night).
American trump supporter all here 😂go suck trump dick u fucking assholes
har har har har har harr
Authenticity aside, Grave Robbing for Morons will always hold a spot in my heart as one of the first “morbid” videos I took interest in. Truly a classic to me.
Trump is a child rapist.
Trump + Epstein were bff’s
Eat shit MAGA – pedo worshippers
Sucks to suck 🙁
what is with the gravedigger kid”s hands and face?? It looks like he tried to have oral sex with a blender.
Does someone have gas??? I need about 500M barels for thursday since i’ve been sleeping for the last 3 years insteed of planning like everyone else.
80% of the movies is fake and the rest is useless and for retards
Someone should do a research on why american “people” are so fucking retarded cause its insane
ok what the fuck is it with the political shit i just came here to watch the movie after learning about it on cinemas underbelly. must admit some of these comments are amusing.
This comment section is a psyop.
why are you all so weird, shut the fuck up
All m3n must die
shit fucking movie 10/10
trump wins america loses
smh so many virgins in the comments glad I was born black yall crakkas are weird asf
Hickory, Dickory, Dock!
There’s some chick here looking for cock,
I’d say have a look and make a move,
But you’re all pedo assholes and none too smooth,
She claims to be 17 & if that be true,
Then that’d be rape when you shoot your goo,
Best to leave this one alone boys, there will surely be more,
The lonely souls of EUM looking to score.
2 racist nigger chimps, Joy Reid and KJP, will be looking for work soon. They tell the truth all the time. Is anyone interested in hiring 2 honest racist nigger chimps?
any guys here want a 17 yo girl?
I came here just for the comments
For fuck’s sake, enough of the political bullshit. Trump won, Harris lost, it’s that simple. Get over it and get on with your lives. This is a movie site after all, so let’s talk about films or at very least, get back to normal and hang shit on each other like we all used to do. Politics will always divide people, and that’s certainly the case here.
Ohhhhhh!!!! You got me good this time Cole!!! You are such a Manly Man ahahaha!!!!
It’s literally just you and I in this chat anymore posting under different aliases lmfao
Every reply under your post about Marnie Washington was me you dumb cunt!
True Patriot having his prostate shredded with a MAGA beer bottle is the greatest thing to watch here. The lil bitch has truly lost his little mind. Just wait till Trump is actually President. 4 years of glorious pain for woke fucks like you. YOu can post all the shit you want trying to troll like a MAGA man, but we see you.
White dudes for Harris bwahahaa with your man boobs jiggling on tiktok. FUCKING FAGGOT
I don’t even know who I am but I came to the chat to fuck with the triggered cracker spamming his nuts off!!
Fuck you!!!!!!
My biggest mistake as President was not sending all the niggers back to Africa when I ended slavery…..
Maybe I should have kept the ungrateful racist niggers in chains – just look at what they’ve become!!!
My dear friend Donald Trump will fix it!!
Hey Joe! What are you doing with that gun in your hand?
I’m a proud African American woman who has more money than No Malarkey Joe will ever have HAHAHAAH!
He is a racist micro cock fool.
PS – Joe, how did you miss the Lia Thomas bait you dumb fuck? We all know how much you love CHICKS WITH DICKS!!!
Whites in America have only tried to help poor dumb niggers. Now we find out that Marnie Washington, the negriod woman FEMA director, didn’t want to help hurricane victims with Trump signs on their lawn. Talk about an ungrateful racist fucking nigger. Do you niggers want to move because Trump is the president now? I’ll send money to fund every single racist nigger in America to go back to Africa. Let’s just face it. Niggers are fucking assholes, every one of them.
Cant wait to see all you seppo cunts & woke faggots burn & die screaming while your shithole of a country implodes haha you cross dressing coon loving pro noun pedophiles. AMERICAN TRANSHOMO LEAUGE & associated faggots & fiddlers.
Jesus fucking Christ – leave the fucking niggers alone. They’re people just like you and me!!! Everyone deserves respect
The FEMA director that told workers to not help people who were impacted by the hurricanes with Trump signs in front of their houses is Marnie Washington. She is a nigger woman. Is anyone surprised?
My dad, Sharp as a tack Joe Biden showered with me several times when I was a teenager. He told me he wanted to make sure I didn’t miss any spots while washing. Hunter kept recordings on his laptop to blackmail my dad into allowing him skip rehab
You see, all US politicians are fucking creepy pedo bastards. It’s part of the vetting process – you have to have molested kiddos to get tapped to run for either party – that way the RNC & DNC know you can lie through your teeth to the American people. Anyone idolizing politicians is a sick mother fucker.
Ha ha assholes – grow up
I’m pro women. That’s why I force women to allow weirdo transgender men in to women’s bathrooms and locker rooms and let them hurt women while playing sports. My best friend was the leader of the KKK. I wept like a baby at his funeral. When I delivered his eulogy I spoke from the heart when I said he was “my best friend, mentor and guide.” A lot of my fellow democrats refuse to believe that my best friend was the leader of the KKK but it was captured on film at his funeral while I had tears streaming down my face. Trump hated the leader of the KKK and that is why I hate Trump and constantly lie about him.
Niggers, Spics, Kikes, Slant-Eye Gooks and Sand Niggers can all leave America too with all the crying leftists. Trump will imprison / enslave a few Niggers and Spics to pick crops but the rest are history. Fuck you woke bitches!!
Ha ha Ta ta liberal faggots!!!
PS – You’re body, My Choice ladies
MSNBC has had super low viewership since Trump’s absolute landslide victory last Tuesday. The liberal fuck heads are scratching their stupid fucking heads wondering why. Maybe people don’t like to be lied to? You fucking assholes? If anyone reading this voted for Harris you must be a real stupid fuck. Even Harris told people not to tell other people they voted for her because it would make them look like stupid fucks. Trump has already put a lot of his team in place and many democrats and media shit heads are going to be staring at prison cell walls for a very long time. Ta ta you fucking assholes and bon voyage.
Watched 5 minutes. The shit camera job ruins it. Oh well
I’m really smart.
I’m Joe Biden & I approve this message.
Stupid fucking Americans. Still think that everything revolves around them. I shut down trade with them tomorrow and watch their society crumble immediately. God damn bitching peasants. I crush you and make new mortar for my Great Wall!
USA shithole nation
Listen up you fucking assholes and listen carefully. All your favorite retards are going to be doing long prison sentences. Maxine Waters, Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Howard Stern, Jerry Nadler, Tampon Tim and, of course, the big guy ole’ sharp as a tack Scranton Joe. Trump is already getting his team together and they are going to be making some big changes quick. He already said that any illegal immigrants that are in the country better leave now before he takes office. He’s not going to be fucking around and a lot of democrats will be facing prison time. TDS fuckheads should just leave the country now. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! Peace out.
Trump won!!! Are all you little fucking faggots going to cry and go to your safe space? Awwwwww. Fuck you you fucking assholes. HA HA. Ta ta shitheads.
I ❤️ Joe Biden
Can’t we all just get along?
So. Getting back to the film…..
I managed to watch the Grave Robber section but it was tough to get through. Not sure how his identity is still not known due to his unusual (lazy?) left eye and a very odd stutter.
I could not get through the cooking short and didn’t even try the last 2.
Salt everywhere I look. It’s a beautiful sight to see.
I am sorry everyone!
Please forgive me! I have impacted turds in my sphincter and a prolapsed colon due to all the cock I take up my poop-chute.
I’m a sick MAGA dipshit. I’m in a cult. I’m a virgin. I need help.
It’s clear as fuck that NO MALARKEY JOE has lost his fucking mind and is shitting all over the comments section under different names.
We will continue to call out his pathetic attempts to be edgy.
He is 100% a retarded MAGA faggot who does not know when to shut his trap.