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AKA: –
Directed by: Sergio Esquenazi
Starring: Diego Alonso (Lorenzo Cupari), Sofia Zamolo (Flor)
Country: Argentina; Effed Up Central/South-American Cinema
Language: Spanish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Spanish Movies
Runtime: 01:15:54
Genres: Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Killer, Snuff-related, Captivity-Kidnapping
Plot – Spoilers:
Lorenzo has a regular boring office job, but still insists on recording his daily life on camera. He brightens these vlogs that are meant only for his personal consumption and collection by randomly irritating people on the street or by secretly spitting in the coffee of the office hottie. He’s got a steady girlfriend and there’s even talk of marriage.
Lorenzo is an extremely cynical man and this gives us a few dramatically awkward scenes at work and during a TV interview. The thing with him though is, he could be all smiley socially, but a lurking menace can quickly surface, especially when he’s not the one controlling his camera. And it’s soon revealed that beneath the regular life, the odd moodswing and social intolerance at work, Lorenzo has a deep distaste for women and regularly kidnaps, rapes and murders random women that catch his eye.
Lorenzo also talks to himself through his camera, sometimes revealing that he isn’t free of guilt or the awareness of his own evil. Esoteric ideas are discussed, where he often concludes that it is all meaningless anyway, thus possibly reiterating to himself that he might as well carry on doing what he does.
This is a relatively unknown Argentinian gem in my view.
Hey Administrator – is the site not working? Can’t get movies to play.
Make me stronger and not lesbian in the next one. Don’t make me cry. Your story is fucking silly so I’m kinda the only way you can salvage it lol. I don’t really like your interpretation of me.
I’m starting to feel a kinda disturbed and sickened by your bullshitty story…plus my head hurts from all the pills i took so listen here you miserable retarded piece of shit…
IM NOT FUCKING LESBIAN.
I DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT.
AND NO NOBODY WANTS PART 4 OF THIS GARBAGE.
AND IF YOU MAKE IT I’LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF AND YOUR
SORRY ASS WE’LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN.
….lazy son of a bitch
Ok JuJu was right i think your trying to become an Enemy Maker…
I’m not unstable or wrong, mum! I’m just unique!
Alright, I’ve said this before and it’s obviously got drowned out – I will be adding a dedicated place for anyone to post a list. When? I can’t say. There are other things here that have higher priority. Maybe a week or so later. I’m not deleting any comments that exist. But any future lists or comments about lists as a fresh comment will be deleted. Reply to existing comments if you want. If you have made a list, hold on to it for a while until the dedicated space opens up.
🚨PSA: Most people here are shitposters. Don’t let them ruffle your feathers or get under your skin.
They’re looking for a reaction. It’s just rage bait. Engage with them if you want, most of them are retarded, but it’s really best to ignore the goons.
If someone here offends you, that’s really on you, not them. If you get upset, they’ve won.
Ok, carry on lovely people. My work here is done. Until next time ✌️
I’m starting to think there’s too many immature people here. This site isn’t for you folks, go away. You retarded faggots all wish you were my brilliant dazzling self. And frankly I can’t blame you all. I get wet at the sight of myself.
Hey retards im new but that don’t matter I rate the movie a 0/10 it was to boring and the ending was so fuckass lame…. and what hell is going on in the comments ,yall making it look like a groupchat.
hi im hust resting r
Tho im not very appeased with the way you just decided to make me a fucking lesbian faggot in the story you could’ve asked for permission … or are you considering in changing to Enemy Maker.
Im sorry but what the fuck is this degraded bullshitty retard talking about.
And im a (female) a black african female,SO SHUT YOUR DELUSIONAL SHIT HOLE UP.
and i really don’t fucking understand who the hell is JuJu….and why am i being a associated with her!?
fred fat was probably mumbling how the baby looked like Admin. The Death File series made him glad because some of the posters often reminded him of the Admin.
@Lurker and others wondering:
A few months back, all data got corrupted. The most recent backups couldn’t be reused because there were other stuff that had crept in over months that I hadn’t noticed and had been slowing down the site. So I literally had to rebuild all the posts manually which is why there was a downtime of close to 2 weeks.
The current movie rating isn’t ‘old’ enough to have accumulated enough votes to meaningfully use. Also, there’s no straightforward way to use the votes in a sort-them-and-display (with the current system), but it can be done. Once all movies have enough votes to meaningfully sort them, I’ll implement it.
Comment ratings were removed as they were a waste of resources. There are over 1000 movies here. At a very very conservative estimate of 50 comments per movie, multiply that with all the comment ratings and you’ll see how millions of database entries were being made, plus recaching each page, every single time. Plus people fighting over who might have downvoted them. Not worth it.
I love this movie!
Christ. It seems like there’s more attention seekers and psychos than ever on this site. This movie is a decent one. Yeah, not the best, but it’s worth a watch.
Perhaps it’s because you farts found a site that allows totally free speech and now you all finally get to feel cool by swearing and calling everyone a faggot.
Admin, maybe you should add a little section where they can all reply and comment whatever. Lol.
How old are the EUM regulars?
Epstein’s EUM Top 10
1. Lolita (1997)
2. Lolita (1962)
3. Lolita Vibrator Torture (1987)
4. Beau Pere (1981)
5. A Real Young Girl (1976)
6. Lilya 4-Ever (2002)
7. Christiane F. (1981)
8. Your Name Is Justine (2005)
9. Syskonsalt (2000)
10. Melissa P. (2005)
I’ve got a list. I checked it twice. None of you are on it.
Let me know if I should make a list
God, and I thought I had too much free time. I mean, Juju isn’t that bad so I suppose I don’t mind making out with her (I don’t know if she’s definitely a girl though). Can I ask why Juju is the main character in the next one? Why not me or someone else?
It’s time to nuke this comment section Admin
So a tranny got preggo? That’s not even physically possibly. Keep the shit realistic or better yet, fuck off.
This is some lame motherfuckin’ bullshit that just screams “I have way too much free time”
OMH says he is on film 900 out of 1100 films (I guestimate). So he aint posting a list until he(?) has watched another 200 films. Minimum time to do that 2 weeks. 3 a day is two months.
My top five wanks:
Chinese lady giving me a handshake in victoria park
Maths Teacher when I was 14
Lisa Bonet sex scence…
Indian lady dancer in some obscure brit-sex-film of the 70s
Readers wives, lady bending over on stairs, crumpled scrap from farmers library.
Seriously…what the fuck is happening here 🤣
Here are my top 10 favorite Columbo episodes (in order).
1. Negative Reaction (Season 4 – 1974) Murderer: Dick Van Dyke.
2. Murder By the Book (Season 1 – 1971) Murderer: Jack Cassidy. Directed by Steven Spielberg.
3. Etude in Black (Season 2 – 1972) Murderer: John Cassavetes.
4. Swan Song (Season 3 – 1974) Murderer: Johnny Cash.
5. Playback (Season 4 – 1975) Murderer: Oskar Werner.
6. A Friend In Deed (Season 3 – 1974) Murderers: Richard Kiley & Michael McGuire.
7. Death Lends a Hand (Season 1 – 1971) Murderer: Robert Culp.
8. A Stitch in Crime (Season 2 – 1973) Murderer: Leonard Nimoy.
9. Make Me a Perfect Murder (Season 7 – 1978) Murderer: Trish Van Devere.
10. An Exercise in Fatality (Season 4 – 1974) Murderer: Robert Conrad.
Worst Columbo episode:
1. Last Salute to the Commodore (Season 5 – 1976) Murderer: Fred Draper. It’s baffling how bad this episode is. I
keep thinking they made it this bad on purpose but I have know clue why they would. It’s so bad it’s fascinating.
My Top 35 Movies And Some Of My Favourite Shows List And Also Some Other Stuff. I decided to include a list of perfumes I have, want, and have sampled, it is totally optional for anyone to read if they’re interested in perfume like me, so please do NOT start bitching about it being unnecessary. I also included my favourite shows. 1. A Clockwork Orange (1971) 2. Mysterious Skin (2004) 3. Nothing Bad Can Happen (2013) 4. Antichrist (2009) 5. Hostel 1 (2005) 6. Green Inferno (2013) 7. Misery (1990) 8. Chained (2012) 9. Trauma (2017) 10. Funny Games (1997) 11. Butcher (2007) 12. I Spit On Your Grave (2010) 13. Martyrs (2008) 14. Frontier(s) (2007) 15. Silence of the Lambs (1991) 16. Girl Next Door (2007) 17. Grotesque (2009) 18. Lilya 4-Ever (2002) 19. Creep 1 (2014) 20. Creep 2 (2017) 21. Eden Lake (2008) 22. Funny Games (2007) 23. Mandragora (1997) 24. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) 25. White Chicks (2004) 26. Climax (2018) 27. A Serbian Film (2010) 28. Irreversible (2002) 29. Speak No Evil (2024) 30. Mandragora (1997) 31. Goatherd (2009) 32. Nightcrawler (2014) 33. Hidden in the Woods (2012) 34. Tusk (2014) 35. Ichi The Killer (2001) A Clockwork Orange is amazing. I saw it once when I was 12 and again when I was 13. The aesthetic and weirdness just glued itself onto my brain. It’s unique. I will probably rewatch it sometime later. I relish movies that provoke a phantasmagorical sensation, not merely… Read more »
What’s with all the assholes making lists? It’s completely taken over this website. It’s even scared away the regulars.
#ThisMovieIsForFaggots
Hey MothaFuckas, im back so i heard that Zed Man and Fat Fred are late to the goddamn party not like i give a bloody shit whether there being femboys together or sucking each others tiny ass Cocks.
And then there this new bitch called JuJuTheUglyHoe or whatever.
Mother Hubbard still spills his damn shity bummyass boring reviews.
Frank is still gooning to this shit movie by the way, broke his right wrist because it too.
Anyways this movie is sooooo boring and unpleasing and trashy as fuck and the rest of anybody whos a retarded faggot.
I did not like this film. Violence without meaning from a semi idiot guy , the only thing that was worth was his monologue about marriage and monogamy and the pink thong of the first woman he raped . His supposed girlfriend was a retard marriage orientated girl. 1*
so i guess im just homeless …you better pray your name doesn’t turn to Enemy Maker overnight and Mother Hubbard dosen’t belong in your stupid fucking family of faggots…disincluding Zed Man
Will be posting my list when I awake from my sleep. Let me know if I should also include the surprise lists or if I should only do the top 35 movies list and nothing else. I don’t know, maybe the surprise lists will make it a little excessive.
Preferi relatos selvagem esse documento found funtage e horrível de doer da nos nervos não faz sentido o ator tem cara de terrorista homem bomba e a mulher teorizando sobre as torres gêmeas que ridículo nota zero,😭🥺
Well I had a quickly flickly through all the films available on here and here are the four films that everyone should watch. All the others are a matter of taste and its best to avoid anything OMH recomends unelss you particularly like 3 hour plus misery with zero plot:
The Golden Glove
Thriller a cruel picture
Tony
Eat
My list will soon be up. I’ve also included a few other surprises in it that I’m sure will be very exciting.
Who the fuck is this movie for? Gays?
Is the director fucking gay and a woman-hater?
I utterly detest raw violence in movies, but I was watching the rape scene. The guy’s dick was nearly rubbing in our faces.
It felt like Chaturbate, when there’s a couple, and a naked guy whom you don’t give the slightest fucks about won’t stop blabbering about his life, of which you care as much while there’s a naked lady behind him which body you crave to see more of, and can’t because the shithead is standing in front and thinks you find him and his life so interesting.
The rape scene felt like intimacy coordinators did their jobs and killed any authenticity it may have had so that the lady doesn’t show too much, because, you know… That’s so bad. On the contrary, let’s make a portrait of the guy’s dick : it’ll give liberal vibes!
Fuck it.
Kinda sweet, but I’m not immature. In fact, it’s funny of you to think that when you’re making whatever this even is.
I’ve noticed Steve, fred fat, and Zed Man haven’t been too talkative lately. What do you thinks up with them?
…but what did you think of the movie? Did you even watch it?
I’m surprised that so much people are trying to watch everything on this site, i’m already at 400
Would be interesting if there’s a section on this website dedicated to particular users’s top tens and their reasons for the rankings of the movies.
Should I make a top 50 list?
My top one fav film of this weeks watching is….The Ruling Class, 1972…you might have to be English to fullly enjoy. As for the people who are going to ream-out themselves with long lists go fucking join IMDB or at least stick to top tens. Pink Fingers tops are obvioously better than OMHs even if we aint seen it yet. He is like the doomsday wanker who never nuked the site even though he went on and on and ariston about it for months.
As for this threads actual film I am giving it a miss and watching Curly Sue instead.
Pink Finger Top 100 36 Fillette (1988) 3096 Days (2013) A Girl at My Door (2014) *American Mary (2012) Antares (2004) Audition (1999) *Baise-moi (2000) Beau Pere (1981) Blue Is the Warmest Colour (2013) Bully (2001) Buoyancy (2019) *Cargo 200 (2007) *Christiane F. (1981) *Come and See (1985) Decent Woman (2016) Dogtooth (2009) *Dumplings (2004) Excision (2012) Fat Girl (2001) Girl Hell (1999) Golden Glove (2019) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) Gummo (1997) Happiness (1998) *Hardcore (2004) Irreversible (2002) Julie Darling (1982) Kids (1995) *Klip (2012) Kotoko (2011) Sister – L’Enfant d’en Haut (2012) Lies (1999) *Lilya 4-Ever (2002) Liverleaf (2018) Maniac (2012) Maria Full of Grace (2004) May (2002) Melissa P. (2005) Midori: The Camellia Girl (2016) Miss Meadows (2014) *Miss Violence (2013) Mockingbird Don’t Sing (2001) Ms .45 (1981) Mum & Dad (2008) My Summer of Love (2004) Next Sohee (2022) No Child of Mine (1997) *Nobody Knows (2004) Noriko’s Dinner Table (2005) *Nothing Bad Can Happen (2013) Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) Pieles (2017) Pieta (2012) Pixote (1980) *Playground (2016) Princess (2014) Profane (2011) Ratcatcher (1999) Raw (2016) *Romance X (1999) Romper Stomper (1992) Sadness (2021) *Sara (2015) Savage Grace (2007) *Secret Things (2002) Seventh Continent (1989) Shame (2011) Shrew’s Nest (2014) Silenced (2011) *Strange Circus (2005) Straw Dogs (1971) *Suicide Club (2001) Suntan (2016) Sweet Movie (1974) Syskonsalt (2000) Teeth (2007) Tesis (1996) That Lovely Girl (2014) *Girl Next Door (2007) *The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things (2004) *Piano Teacher (2001) Reflecting Skin… Read more »
I have my list Hubbard – it’s gonna be up before yours 😂
Oh my bloody cut up veins…finally a movie that’s actually worth watching ,it really makes me grimace back into my childhood tf ..good movie tho
I’m first, yay! Now, I honestly thought this was gonna be boring but I was wrong. This was surprisingly fun to watch. The recording kinda reminded me of Creep. Something about the vibe triggered odd feelings in me. It reminded me of how I grew up being an only daughter of a single mom… oh the loneliness. Something about his face just triggers those memories. How everyone hated me when I was young for oh what reasons? For being so much as quiet? Well now those bitches are miserable too, so I’m no longer depressed! I happened to watch this film by chance. I wanted to watch Leviathan by Andrey Zvyagintsev. I wasn’t pleasantly surprised when I came across this one. This story shows that approaching a controversial topic as a discourse ends up being more of an apology for it than a critique or an attempt to raise awareness. An unnecessary film that gives a voice to a type of unpleasant person who represents the worst of society. We already know they exist, we already know what we’re dealing with, so why poke the wound if it’s not going to have any consequence that generates positive change, but only repulsion. Anyway, I really like the aesthetic of this movie. It’s beautiful… The movie makers were clearly on fire whilst making this absolute masterpiece. The lighting is also good. Le doy un espectacular ocho punto cinco de diez. Vale la pena verla, mi gente hermosa. El actor también está muy… Read more »
Finally a new movie, but it was 76 minutes of boring shit! Who cares about this jerkoff offing women? If this dogfaced prick had kidnapped any nice little boys, I definitely would have given this a 9/10 but instead it gets a 0/10.
First bitches