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AKA: –
Year: 2006
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Ameara LaVey (Angela Aberdeen)
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 01:10:44
Genres: Bizarre-Surreal, Puking, Gore-Gruesome, Violence against Men,
Sexual-Violence against Women, Satanism
Plot – Spoilers:
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is the first in the Vomit Gore series by Lucifer Valentine. Plot-wise, there’s nothing much. This is more an hour-long surrealistic project featuring closeups of sexual violence against mostly women intercut disturbingly with some VHS-type footage of a little girl.
It sort of centers around a teen runaway and former stripper Angela Aberdeen who couldn’t hold her job and is now a bulimic hooker in a downward spiral. As the movie progresses and Angela talks about herself, you figure the happy sunny kid must be her and serves to heighten Angela’s degeneration. The cameraman appears to be some sort of sadistic serial killer who executes (as he calls it) other hookers though there is another theory that these are all Angela’s hallucinations brought on by her extreme bulimia.
There are plenty of short scenes of violence and puke including:
A woman being stabbed in the eyes which are later gouged out
Carving and peeling the skin off a woman’s face
A woman having her arm amputated and some dark humor introduced instantly
A chubby bulimic guy using the severed arm to induce a puke and then collecting it in a beer mug and drinking it in a loop
Women bathed in blood and puking blood
The chubby guy’s head sawn off and his brains eaten
Random: The lead actress Ameara LaVey (real name Brandy Petrie) was shot dead last year in a double homicide.
Vomit Gore Trilogy/Series:
1. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)
2. ReGOREgitated Sacrifice (2008)
3. Slow Torture Puke Chamber (2010)
4. Prequel – Black Mass of the Nazi Sex Wizard (2015)
this movie is fucking feral
Best fucked up movie i have ever seen. This is pure art
uh what….
Nigma Balls drink bleach you fucking straightie <3
Pretty sexy girl tbh.
SpookyRice crew represent! Fuck you, Mike.
No one gives a damn which fucking youtuber’s asshole you all got shit out. Go back there and be children again. You don’t belong here. Fucking twats.
Really stupid. Like someone else mentioned I’m here from SpookyRice, wanted to see this and was able to find this because of them. Well that’s another movie down that I don’t cae to watch again.
What a fucking waste of time. I came here because I watched a video on YouTube summarizing this movie by SpookyRice. This movie was shit, but y’all should check out SpookyRice. He makes this boring trash as entertaining as he possibly can. I actually rather watch paint dry. Also, fuck Lucifer Valentine.
Stupid, waste of time
movie had potential but it’s just waste of time and annoying af
eh…Random here it stands Brandy Petrie was shot dead last year? this movie from 2006 and she shall have been shot dead a year before the movies she in ? – she also in the 3rd part Slow .t.p.c 2010 . way it say she died here correct but lil search show it happend September 2017
all of the vomit gore films could be amazing if it wasn’t for the stupid fucking slo mo talking dogshit noise throughout the entire things. just irritating and makes it unwatchable. otherwise great films gore and creativity wise
Even something as innocent and joyful as a little child singing can be consumed by the virgin sensory system as gloomy and disturbing. Look, this movie is very good, yet far from perfect. There is a very clear narrative – in contradiction to the notes submitted by the poster. Details: The low-FPS indicate that these events are recollections/memories (that is, the narrator is remembering and communicating segments of lived experience). The primary narrative device used by the story teller is the use of repetition and this with the purpose of subduing the viewer into either annoyance (because he is unable to rectify the dissonance) or boredom (because he is twisted/apathetic). The slowed, low pitched voice/sounds are meant to distract the viewer from the fairly unpleasant events taking place: after a decent time has elapsed, the viewer is now habituated and acclimated to the images and so is susceptible to being lulled into conceiving this as a new “normal” (quite like the main actress). This is a film that depicts the tragedy of a (sadly) true, and mostly unrecognized, life pattern (especially at the date of the films conception?). The guy who drank the puke repeatedly from the mug was a #iunderstandyou type of person taken to an extreme: he is attempting to sensibilize the audience by portraying just how gruesome he believes the situation to be. Yet, what do they desire from the viewer? People aren’t entirely oblivious to the misery that occurs on this planet… What was the point… Read more »
wow well that was shit
No Plot, really FAKE gore, stupid.
Still typing with my left hand roflmao RawR XD. 😉
just plain boring
Despite all the bad reviews i actually really enjoyed this. You can’t tell what’s going on yeah won’t argue with that but it was a pretty brutal yet sweet film
So… no shitty comments from “Lucifer Valentine” himself this time ??
nigga i cant even tell tf is goin on half the time might as well made it a damn slideshow
“the cars so retarded, the bitch just farted”
I don’t know man, i’m pretty numb to shock and Gore but I’m not like, into it as a kink either. It just feels like a mess watching, I’m not to big on it.
You know how during nazi germany the nazis would ban together and burn books and films they deemed degenerate? If that ever happened again but in modern times then this movie is one for the pile
The only part of this movie that I actually liked was pigs part pig is such a good pig so sexy I just wanna oink right up in her oink oink you know what a mean stan pig oink oink;)
i mean i get it… is supposed to be a bizarre and gore movie, but literally doesn’t make sense, you can’t heart nothing, it’s only noisy and it’s just not good, and tbh those gore scenes were good, the eyes and shit… but its a terrible movie, there is no context, you can’t even feel scared after this or traumatized
As a professional film critic, I found this work to be ground-breaking and inspirational. The surrealist use of jump-cuts created an incredible experience that innovated the timing of modern cinematography. The bold departure from classical archetypes such as having a plot or character development led to a much more streamlined experience of the vitals that made this film tick. The audio effects created a unique atmosphere that greatly supplemented the overall aesthetic. The special effects were years ahead of their time, and I fully expect to see future films follow in their footsteps, both from within the genre and from outside. The combination of the incredible writing, direction, and cinematography will assure Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006’s place among the classics. This film was era-defining, and I gladly give it a rating of 10/10.
love it! my favorite movie! i had a massive erection!
great film, except for the excessive amount of vomit, but I guess it warned me in the name lol
interesting film. don’t really get the hate tbh. super gorey super abstract and super interesting.
This is one of my favorites of all the fucking disturbing shit out there, a true masterpiece
Hey effed, will you upload the new Angela chapters? Keep up the good work
this made me surprisingly hard
if u want snuff, check out snuff 102, good assssss movie
This film is misery condensed. It’s like being stuck in a destructive alcoholic addictive spiral. It’s not flashy. It’s kind of what it’s like to deal with addiction and an eating disorder. To feel the serotonin rush of puking, and the endlessness of the guilt and shame of the day after. If you want films that are porny and entertaining, you can watch the others in the series, but this one is the closest to actual film that L Valentine gets.
The fucking poster drawing is better than the actual movie, just plain out boring, stupid, and gross with no plot
literally why this shit was so boring and such a waste of time
Ah, this film is Canadian. That explains a lot.
Super boring. At first the glitching and shit puts you at unease. Then it gets annoying. That high pitched whine mixed with the constant flashing, voice changes, and over exaggerated sounds, make it so shitty to watch. After no in depth torture scenes, no normal voices and no plot, things get super boring and annoying. A kid could have filmed it better. 0/10 met no expectations whatsoever.
I think it’s obvious even before watching this movie it’s gonna be bullsh*t fakeout gore with no real message or arc, the name of the director is f*cking Lucifer Valentine are you kidding me what kind of emo ass name is that. Bet his real name is Brian Johnson or something. Phoney.
i just feel bad for these girls why are they willing to be apart of this depraved bullshit
First of all thank you Effedupmovies for making the unavailable available. My worthless opinion is that this is not a movie. It’s a collection of repulsive imagery that may or may not include real vomiting (I can’t tell) all done with sound that is below half speed. I found one scene interesting where a seemingly real bulimic girl is interviewed. But her slowed down voice removed a lot of the potential impact. There is quite a bit of nudity, but these girls are skank-KEE even by my standards. However it succeeds somewhat in being nightmarish and disgusting and retaining a consistent atmosphere, SO I will rate it 3 stars. I’ll never watch it again though.
this movie fucking sucks. don’t even bother watching it. makes zero sense
My second time watching these movies.just as annoying as the first time.i think ameara(r.i.p.)is great.the noise and those dumb execution scenes are just terrible,but im going through these again because there is a new one out called the angela chapters.going to watch after im done with these.
I was trying to find something, but it just gave me a “killer’s camera archives” feel. I managed to finish the film though. So many unanswered questions, but I don’t think the point of this film was to “create questions” so I’ll leave it be. Blisters acting is top notch though.
Look I’m 20 minutes or 30 minutes into this movie and I’m so bored already what the hell is this there’s like nothing going on to me there’s no plot.
god damn this movie was stupid. was really boring and is obviously one of those movies that has no meaning unless you’re a pretentious art student or some bullshit like that.
Not as effed up as many people say, but we all have to agree to the fact that it is a gross and disgusting film. Definitely great for those with this kind of kinks, but not so much for those who want to see an interesting or well-filmed movie.
5/10
True af man
totally effed up
well i had my kink
and das y i watched
I probably laughed too hard when he handed her that guitar?
Pretty effed up but definitely not the most effed up. AU mordum still holds that record for me.
this might just be the actual worst “movie” in existence